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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2019, 09:17:36 AM »
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2019, 09:21:22 AM »
Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult?  The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had?  I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar.  I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.

Where does the jizz go when they are out at sea? Do they just dump it in the ocean, or is there some sort of jizz cistern installed on the boat to collect it until they come ashore?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2019, 09:36:53 AM »
Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult?  The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had?  I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar.  I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.

Where does the jizz go when they are out at sea? Do they just dump it in the ocean, or is there some sort of jizz cistern installed on the boat to collect it until they come ashore?
Maybe it just sags, like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2019, 09:42:09 AM »
Can we lay off the seamen humor please
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2019, 09:52:24 AM »
I spent 6 years in the Marine Reserves, so technically I was "in the Navy".  But I have never once in my life watched a Navy football game.  Should I feel guilty about that?  Who should I be rooting for in this matchup?  In the Marines we made fun of the Navy.  We used to call them "swabbies", haha. 

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2019, 09:58:42 AM »
The only redeeming thing about the Navy, as far as I can tell, is their hilarious ways of describing smoking a cigarette at different locations on the ship (boat?) Idgaf I just know they get fussy when you call it the wrong thing

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2019, 10:19:18 AM »
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2019, 10:24:13 AM »
The only redeeming thing about the Navy, as far as I can tell, is their hilarious ways of describing smoking a cigarette at different locations on the ship (boat?) Idgaf I just know they get fussy when you call it the wrong thing
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2019, 10:25:34 AM »
The sub thread on this website is the best thing the navy has ever done in its entire history

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2019, 10:31:55 AM »
Anchors away is so lame I need to go get sick.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2019, 11:03:47 AM »
Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)


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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2019, 11:27:17 AM »
Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)


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Sure but I bet they made fun of the boat people.  If we were playing the midsubman I would be more concerned

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2019, 11:31:47 AM »
That is what makes the navy so freaking strange. If you had subs like they do wouldn't you promote that on the reg?  I'd have a big freakin sub on the helmet and the fight song would be all about submarines and how they kick ass

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2019, 11:37:46 AM »
The Naval Academy is the safety school for people who couldn't get into West Point or Air Force Academy. I'm pretty sure you only need a 21 ACT Score and be able to sign your name correctly.

I think they are better than the Coast Guard Academy but when you get down to the bottom of the barrel does it really matter?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2019, 11:44:10 AM »
The Naval Academy is the safety school for people who couldn't get into West Point or Air Force Academy. I'm pretty sure you only need a 21 ACT Score and be able to sign your name correctly.

I think they are better than the Coast Guard Academy but when you get down to the bottom of the barrel does it really matter?

Coast guard is for bros who like to crush claws and surf.  They are cooler than the Navy by 1 million

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2019, 11:48:01 AM »
Coast guard is like the ski patrol of the ocean
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2019, 11:54:23 AM »
anyone ever eat a navy bean and NOT instantly barf everywhere?  no, it is impossible

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2019, 11:59:08 AM »
What about all the disgusting sexist aggression you see during fleet week?
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2019, 12:55:31 PM »
more like geek week

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2019, 01:21:47 PM »
I spent 6 years in the Marine Reserves, so technically I was "in the Navy".  But I have never once in my life watched a Navy football game.  Should I feel guilty about that?  Who should I be rooting for in this matchup?  In the Marines we made fun of the Navy.  We used to call them "swabbies", haha.

I preferred squids.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2019, 01:45:22 PM »
They call them Navy Seals because, like seals, they are rough ridin' idiots


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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2019, 02:43:09 PM »
idk how the coast guard made a bowl after going 5-5 and losing to the nerds at MIT but i guess they're letting in anyone these days

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2019, 02:56:06 PM »
Remember that time their tanks whipped some major ass?  No, that's because they only wish they had tanks

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2019, 03:01:26 PM »
Is this who we're playing?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2019, 03:02:46 PM »