Author Topic: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches? (Read 10839 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** December 09, 2019, 04:48:33 PM »

I say yes. Like, you are just out there on a boat and your white bell bottoms are incredibly yesterday. Seriously, just let the coast guard do that

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:52:31 PM »

Midshipmen? Can someone please GTFOOH with that ridiculous name? For real

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:53:28 PM »

and that goat? brush its fur already. I won't kidnap that gross thing because it will gross up the back seat of my MDX

catastrophe · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:56:51 PM »

The part where they act kind of like the Air Force is ok I guess.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:57:26 PM »

"swab the deck" <---- something some lame-o says when they wish they were a dumb pirate

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:58:06 PM »

Quote from: catastrophe on December 09, 2019, 04:56:51 PM

The part where they act kind of like the Air Force is ok I guess.

Pro Tip: Everyone who watched Top Gun thought it WAS the air force.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2019, 04:58:52 PM »

Thunderbirds > Blue Angels

Katpappy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2019, 05:18:22 PM »

Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2019, 05:23:49 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 09, 2019, 05:18:22 PM

Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian.

Yay great job marching on a boat gomer

Katpappy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2019, 05:30:12 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on December 09, 2019, 05:23:49 PM

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 09, 2019, 05:18:22 PM
Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian.

Yay great job marching on a boat gomer

Marines are a branch of Navy.

KST8FAN · « **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2019, 05:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on December 09, 2019, 04:58:52 PM

Thunderbirds > Blue Angels

Van Halen begs to differ.

Tom

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ben ji · « **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2019, 06:18:04 PM »

Why would they put a naval college in Indianapolis?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2019, 06:55:55 PM »

Are these the ones with the scrunched faces?

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2019, 07:15:14 PM »

My step dad Rick was in the Army reserves and said they ALL made fun of the navy 24/7/365

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pissclams · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2019, 07:36:30 PM »

navy is the second worst blue next to turquoise. there’s literally a shitload of shades of blue better than the navy blue

Cire · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2019, 08:15:04 PM »

The navy is the marines DD.

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EIGHTLUG · « **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2019, 08:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Cire on December 09, 2019, 08:15:04 PM

The navy is the marines DD.

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My ass rides in Navy equipment, Sir.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2019, 09:59:17 PM »

I had two grandpas and my paternal one was in the army and was fuggin dope and the maternal one was in the navy and he was super weird and had petrified frogs in his house so you decide.

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2019, 07:23:24 AM »

Navy = Not allowed to have guns

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manpow5 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2019, 07:27:20 AM »

NAVY stands for: Not A Very-good-team, Yo. (Or the Y stands for y'all in the south)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2019, 07:29:37 AM »

Do they even have football fields on their boats? I doubt it

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2019, 07:33:55 AM »

The Air Force boats have runways on them for landing their planes. The navy ones just have like stupid boat crap.

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Kat Kid · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2019, 08:43:34 AM »

yeoman

deputy dawg · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2019, 08:47:22 AM »

Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult? The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had? I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar. I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.

Cire · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2019, 09:13:58 AM »

Navy is obsolete