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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on December 09, 2019, 04:48:33 PM
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I say yes. Like, you are just out there on a boat and your white bell bottoms are incredibly yesterday. Seriously, just let the coast guard do that
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Midshipmen? Can someone please GTFOOH with that ridiculous name? For real
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and that goat? brush its fur already. I won't kidnap that gross thing because it will gross up the back seat of my MDX
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The part where they act kind of like the Air Force is ok I guess.
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"swab the deck" <---- something some lame-o says when they wish they were a dumb pirate
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The part where they act kind of like the Air Force is ok I guess.
Pro Tip: Everyone who watched Top Gun thought it WAS the air force.
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Thunderbirds > Blue Angels
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Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian. :horrorsurprise:
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Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian. :horrorsurprise:
Yay great job marching on a boat gomer
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Message for OP. They can out swim, fly, march, shoot, and out eff any civilian. :horrorsurprise:
Yay great job marching on a boat gomer
Marines are a branch of Navy.
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Thunderbirds > Blue Angels
Van Halen begs to differ.
Tom
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Why would they put a naval college in Indianapolis?
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Are these the ones with the scrunched faces?
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My step dad Rick was in the Army reserves and said they ALL made fun of the navy 24/7/365
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navy is the second worst blue next to turquoise. there’s literally a shitload of shades of blue better than the navy blue
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The navy is the marines DD.
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The navy is the marines DD.
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My ass rides in Navy equipment, Sir.
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I had two grandpas and my paternal one was in the army and was fuggin dope and the maternal one was in the navy and he was super weird and had petrified frogs in his house so you decide.
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Navy = Not allowed to have guns
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NAVY stands for: Not A Very-good-team, Yo. (Or the Y stands for y'all in the south)
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Do they even have football fields on their boats? I doubt it
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The Air Force boats have runways on them for landing their planes. The navy ones just have like stupid boat crap.
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yeoman
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Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult? The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had? I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar. I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.
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Navy is obsolete
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Marine Definition of the Navy: Uber Driver
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Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult? The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had? I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar. I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.
Where does the jizz go when they are out at sea? Do they just dump it in the ocean, or is there some sort of jizz cistern installed on the boat to collect it until they come ashore?
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Ok, remember how weird it was to play collie cult? The faux military circle jerks, etc. that A&M had? I'm thinking it's kind of like that, only without the collies or jizz jar. I'm hoping there's not a jizz jar, anyway.
Where does the jizz go when they are out at sea? Do they just dump it in the ocean, or is there some sort of jizz cistern installed on the boat to collect it until they come ashore?
Maybe it just sags, like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
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Can we lay off the seamen humor please
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I spent 6 years in the Marine Reserves, so technically I was "in the Navy". But I have never once in my life watched a Navy football game. Should I feel guilty about that? Who should I be rooting for in this matchup? In the Marines we made fun of the Navy. We used to call them "swabbies", haha.
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The only redeeming thing about the Navy, as far as I can tell, is their hilarious ways of describing smoking a cigarette at different locations on the ship (boat?) Idgaf I just know they get fussy when you call it the wrong thing
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@cDubya is going to come in here and start whipping ass shortly.
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The only redeeming thing about the Navy, as far as I can tell, is their hilarious ways of describing smoking a cigarette at different locations on the ship (boat?) Idgaf I just know they get fussy when you call it the wrong thing
Roast a dart in the aft screw room chief
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The sub thread on this website is the best thing the navy has ever done in its entire history
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Anchors away is so lame I need to go get sick.
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Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)
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Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)
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Sure but I bet they made fun of the boat people. If we were playing the midsubman I would be more concerned
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That is what makes the navy so freaking strange. If you had subs like they do wouldn't you promote that on the reg? I'd have a big freakin sub on the helmet and the fight song would be all about submarines and how they kick ass
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The Naval Academy is the safety school for people who couldn't get into West Point or Air Force Academy. I'm pretty sure you only need a 21 ACT Score and be able to sign your name correctly.
I think they are better than the Coast Guard Academy but when you get down to the bottom of the barrel does it really matter?
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The Naval Academy is the safety school for people who couldn't get into West Point or Air Force Academy. I'm pretty sure you only need a 21 ACT Score and be able to sign your name correctly.
I think they are better than the Coast Guard Academy but when you get down to the bottom of the barrel does it really matter?
Coast guard is for bros who like to crush claws and surf. They are cooler than the Navy by 1 million
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Coast guard is like the ski patrol of the ocean
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anyone ever eat a navy bean and NOT instantly barf everywhere? no, it is impossible
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What about all the disgusting sexist aggression you see during fleet week?
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more like geek week
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I spent 6 years in the Marine Reserves, so technically I was "in the Navy". But I have never once in my life watched a Navy football game. Should I feel guilty about that? Who should I be rooting for in this matchup? In the Marines we made fun of the Navy. We used to call them "swabbies", haha.
I preferred squids.
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They call them Navy Seals because, like seals, they are rough ridin' idiots
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idk how the coast guard made a bowl after going 5-5 and losing to the nerds at MIT but i guess they're letting in anyone these days
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Remember that time their tanks whipped some major ass? No, that's because they only wish they had tanks
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Is this who we're playing?
https://www.usmma.edu/ (https://www.usmma.edu/)
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Is this who we're playing?
https://www.usmma.edu/ (https://www.usmma.edu/)
look at those melvins
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Army v Navy was more watched in 2018
Was that a football game or a weirdo-off?
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remember that total freak show David Robinson? wow, what a total mutant
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Back in the day, didn't a bunch of navy fliers get in a lot of trouble over raping strippers and other socially unacceptable behavior? "Tailhook"?
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True story: I went into Old Navy over the weekend to look at jeans and then turned around and walked out when I saw they wanted $40 for them.
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Real life post from an Army dude on my Facebook feed today
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Real life post from an Army dude on my Facebook feed today
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Mayor/Mayo Pete was navy.
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It appears that the navy is some sort of cult - even more so than cultaggie - just not as outwardly gay.
This is from an event on the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-tURKRJc9o[/youtube]
There are hundreds of similar films on the YouTubes, but this was the least disturbing one I found. Some were bordering upon being classified as a "snuff" film.
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We are lucky Russia is such a huge nation of wimps because that is what is defending our shores
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Defending our shores from the 1800s British fleet maybe lmao
Let’s be honest we’re not really relying on the navy for national defense
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Navy = dumb
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Mods, please update title of this thread to reflect all 6 branches of the armed forces.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/space-force-become-sixth-branch-154000050.html
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Space force’rs gonna be weird as eff but they still won’t touch the weirdness of a branch that insists on calling themselves “Seabies.”
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Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)
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Sure but I bet they made fun of the boat people. If we were playing the midsubman I would be more concerned
Elite types such as @cDubya and me called them targets or surface pukes.
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lmao
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One thing I can tell you about the navy based on my uncle rob’s experience during Vietnam is that if you get 2nd place in a boxing tournament you get to choose where you go and they’ll let you go be stationed in Iceland rather than go to war. So yeah. Weirdest branch for sure.
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Kansas State is essentially the Agriculture Academy of the United States of America, obviously. So, if you are asking me to choose between food for my family or a duplication of the Coast Guard, well that's an easy choice.
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I pretty much assume anyone that joins the navy is someone who wants to get free college but less of the danger/dying that the chiefs young men and women from the other branches deal with regularly.
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Easily the least dangerous of all branches and therefore the least brave
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My uncle was killed by a Navy man because he was pissed some girl at a bar wanted him over the Navy guy, because they’re super creepy once they touch land & he wouldn’t leave the girl alone. The Guy roofied my uncle after uncle Jerry bought him a drink for his service and then the POS threw him in the ocean to drown. It was really hard on my family & I’m still not over it. This one is for Uncle J and I’ll be fuming for justice from the start of the opening kick.
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Wow, that's very messed up
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So, what happened with the Navy guy?
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he now performs under the stage name "Common"
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So, what happened with the Navy guy?
I have no idea. Apparently he resides in San Diego and flamed out as some potential naval fighter pilot. Apparently there wasn’t enough evidence to convict him and he’s a real Maverick when it comes to identity. They have some follow up documentary coming out about him in 2020 about how he flamed out.
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So, what happened with the Navy guy?
I have no idea. Apparently he resides in San Diego and flamed out as some potential naval fighter pilot. Apparently there wasn’t enough evidence to convict him and he’s a real Maverick when it comes to identity. They have some follow up documentary coming out about him in 2020 about how he flamed out.
And you're certain he did it? I thought for sure you were going to say he's currently in jail.
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Yes. The naval academy takes care of their own. Probably the most corrupt branch of the US. He hasn’t been seen since ‘86, until recently. Just goosing around like an ass hat in SoCal.
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Yes. The naval academy takes care of their own. Probably the most corrupt branch of the US. He hasn’t been seen since ‘86, until recently. Just goosing around like an ass hat in SoCal.
That's terrible. How old were you?
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2, but my parents have video of him back in the day before he left the country. Apparently he thought he was a hot shot back in the day, but also got someone else killed with his recklessness (flying). Can’t say anything else because of the legal battles.
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It's a Common occurrence.
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All I know is the Navy is the weakest of all the branches. I watched a little documentary earlier tonight called Under Siege and a team of only about 12 commandos took over an entire battleship.
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a real Maverick when it comes to identity
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https://twitter.com/TheSizzle20/status/1205856295359860736
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Apparently gross racists too. Beating them will be a pleasure
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2, but my parents have video of him back in the day before he left the country. Apparently he thought he was a hot shot back in the day, but also got someone else killed with his recklessness (flying). Can’t say anything else because of the legal battles.
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I hear he's actually going to the top gun instructor for the son of the guy he killed while flying. Unbelievable.
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Wazzu fans/players are having a much harder time talking down to their military opponent. Not sure if the air force is that much less absurd than navy or the shitty animal effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jCfqh7Rmus
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Air force is pretty cool
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I felt bad for the Marine(s) marching in with the midshipman, having to hang out with the Uber drivers all day kind of sucks.
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I used to know this guy who had been in the Merchant Marine at the end of WW2. He always complained bitterly about the way that "colored stevedores" would never listen to him. Seemed like it might have been an easier branch of the service than invading Iwo Jima with the Marines.
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The Navy has to resort to subliminal backwards messages to get impressionable idiots to enlist. It’s unbelievable.
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A new guy at my company walked in today wearing a navy sweater so I went up to try and smack talk with him after I sent an email to HR. Turns out he was in the Navy a couple years back so I asked how he liked the Navy and what he thought about the game etc etc.
He just hung his head in shame and said he really wished he had gotten into the Air Force but the standards were too high. The only reason he wore the sweater is because his wife kicked him out of the house on Christmas (she is seeing a Marine apparently) and it was all he had in his Chevy Cruze. He didn't even know Navy had a football team.
Felt bad for the guy so I went ahead and retracted my email to HR about how he was stealing office supplies and browsing inappropriate websites on his phone.