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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2019, 08:48:31 AM »
mods, please change to 420steadyeddy69

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2019, 08:51:57 AM »
I also figured out why 420steadyeddy69 can only hit his driver a max of 220 yards.... despite being 6 inches taller than me his driver is about 1 inch shorter than mine.....Looks like he is swinging a pitching wedge!

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2019, 08:52:31 AM »
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2019, 08:53:27 AM »
mods, please change to 420steadyeddy69
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Yes, thank you for that Ben Ji. Time to buy a new driver. Holy crap, you opened my eyes last night.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2019, 08:54:16 AM »
It's weird being so tall, only to drive the ball like a lil bitch.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2019, 08:56:17 AM »
What do the handicap numbers mean
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2019, 08:58:21 AM »
What do the handicap numbers mean
How hard the hole is supposed to be on the course. 1 being the toughest.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2019, 09:01:15 AM »
260+ is a great place to ride. Cracking a 300+ on those dry summer courses really gets the blood pumping. Hope you find a driver that does it for ya.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2019, 09:06:47 AM »
i swing a 30 year old driver.  could i get a new one and smash it further?  sure.  i just know how to hit this ole bird, and like the feeling of beating my bros with my dinosaur clubs.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2019, 09:13:19 AM »
I hit a crazy fade sometimes and I know it always throws people off when I line up left to strike the ball. Ben JI noticed this and was like "Uh, wacky..." and I was like "Yeah, I know, but just watch this"  :lol:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2019, 09:15:23 AM »
A good pro can fix that in a couple of lessons. I had a nice banana slice and would aim waaaaay left. Now, I play the left edge and fade to the middle on most days.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2019, 09:20:25 AM »
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I honestly don't know how much more golf I'll have in me with lil wacky on the way soon, but I love it. Tourney this weekend in the Flint Hills. I'd love to take lessons eventually.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2019, 10:07:25 AM »
when i used to golf i would line up and stare as hard as i could at the ball and then swing like a champion.  320 yards later that puppy would be sitting just a sand wedge from the hole.  ever-y single time.


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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2019, 10:25:09 AM »
Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. I think hitting it far is pretty lame though. If I get too close, I have to use a wedge and I suck with wedges. I'd rather be 150-170ish out.  :gocho:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2019, 10:41:16 AM »
I just use a driver and putter
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2019, 07:11:32 PM »
Reminds me of an old guy one time about 30 years ago hooked  up with us over on Stagg hill and the dude shot par even golf! Whipped our young asses at the time drove 150, second shot 150, chip then drain a friggen par just about every hole .

Now I’m the olds and still try to crush it all the time and consistently hit it about 235 but man that guy was straight and steady man!
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2019, 01:13:28 PM »
@benji is thirsty for more and we're going golfing this afternoon. I haven't played in a month and i'm running on fatigue with the lil wackster keeping me up, I just wanted to put that out there, before he comes posting his scorecard on here this evening.  :curse:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2019, 02:24:21 PM »
cheat your ass off wacky, this aint the pga

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2019, 02:35:40 PM »
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2019, 06:16:47 PM »
How did it go? Heading out this weekend for a round in Salina.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #45 on: October 03, 2019, 07:40:55 PM »
Played at the OP off Quivira. It was hella fun. Had a 4:30 tee off and got stuck behind an old people’s league, so we played two balls a hole. I par’d the 9th to win by a stroke. Snuck in 3 more holes after that. Great time with an amazing fellow cat. Ben Ji is doing well, guys!

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #46 on: October 03, 2019, 08:14:39 PM »
2 balls a hole should go in the life hack thread
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #47 on: October 03, 2019, 08:48:02 PM »
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #48 on: October 03, 2019, 09:26:16 PM »
You only played 9 holes? That can't be considered a win. I've shot many 35/56 scores on each nine!!  :flush:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #49 on: October 03, 2019, 10:14:32 PM »
Thanks for the invite  :dubious: