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Offline Ksuminnesotacat

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Golf hole in one
« on: August 11, 2019, 03:25:51 PM »
Anyone else have this happen? Lucky as eff but I actually did one today! Was an absolute shocker moment of like what the eff just happened , then it’s like omfg it just happened , to welp I am going to get a six pack for back nine!, lol!


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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2019, 03:51:26 PM »
Nice job ‘sotacat. Never had one. Hit the pin once. Another time I didn’t see my ball and got excited that it was in but then found it like 25 yards away in a bunker buried AF.


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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2019, 03:56:11 PM »
Nice. Had a few pin knockers but nothing in the cup.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2019, 04:05:51 PM »
The coolest part is my Son In Law is the golfer been teaching me two years and this is how it went.
Number 8 old elks Salina.

“Nice ball pops! Left to right slight fade hits the left fringe bounces out up and to the right.” Oh crap nice bounce Pops? Hits front of left green starts rolling  slightly right towards pin. “ hey Pops nice roll Get in the hole” then doink in and out of sight!

Then it’s we both look at each other dead silent then the whole friggen lot of anyone on the front nine knows something went down. Two guys over on number three yell out what’s up I shoot them the number one sign and the older guys says nice job now get some beer!,  man what a deal!
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2019, 08:36:41 PM »
i call it a hole in one when I pelt a woman on the first date, usually beer involved in that as well


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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2019, 09:10:54 PM »
Is that the hole with the bigass transformer on the left of the green?
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2019, 09:21:54 PM »
Congrats Minncat, what a great feeling that must be.  Whenever I hit one that looks like it's heading toward the pin I bat flip my club just in case it goes in and then I'll have the coolest hole in 1 ever.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2019, 09:26:33 PM »
Never made one, but I had 3 birdies on Friday night. :cool:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2019, 07:35:23 AM »
Is that the hole with the bigass transformer on the left of the green?

There are some big transmission lines that run along the south side left and a house there with a shed. You might be thinking of the muni? no transformer though.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2019, 07:45:00 AM »
Yea that’s what I meant, it used to be 17 before great life.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2019, 10:07:58 AM »
hole 7 manhattan country club, 4 iron into a strong wind

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2019, 10:08:40 AM »
Another time I didn’t see my ball and got excited that it was in but then found it like 25 yards away in a bunker buried AF.

this is every time i can't find my ball

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2019, 10:15:21 AM »
I'm afraid that when I finally make it happen, i'll be playing by myself someday.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2019, 10:35:10 AM »
never play by yourself, problem solved

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2019, 12:21:45 PM »
I like to practice. :gocho:

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2019, 12:32:42 PM »
I’ve hit so many holes in one that I’ve lost track.  And I’m not even a serious golfer, I only play at Top Golf.


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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2019, 12:38:24 PM »
I'm afraid that when I finally make it happen, i'll be playing by myself someday.
My mom did that... OR SO SHE SAYS.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2019, 12:40:56 PM »
I have a Tournament with Dad this weekend out in the Flint Hills. I might try to sneak in a quick 9 over lunch or something this week. What if is all I’m saying, guys! What if?!!!

I believe her, 8man! What a weird thing to make up. ;)

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2019, 02:33:48 PM »
I have a Tournament with Dad this weekend out in the Flint Hills. I might try to sneak in a quick 9 over lunch or something this week. What if is all I’m saying, guys! What if?!!!

I believe her, 8man! What a weird thing to make up. ;)

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2019, 02:43:32 PM »
I think I could do that!!!

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2019, 03:50:50 PM »
I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2019, 04:40:42 PM »
Pissclams needs to forget about a hole in one I would think a Plug on many would be more desired but that’s just me!  Still can’t believe it total luck! Just hope I don’t get hit by a bus or bugged by a piss clam.
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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2019, 08:44:47 PM »
ESPN is going to make a 30 for 30 of Ben Ji and I’s epic battle at the golf course today. We had to go into a playoff hole to decide the winner. First time at Heart of America. Beautiful, well kept course, for a great price. We had fun, guys!

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2019, 08:46:46 AM »
ESPN is going to make a 30 for 30 of Ben Ji and I’s epic battle at the golf course today. We had to go into a playoff hole to decide the winner. First time at Heart of America. Beautiful, well kept course, for a great price. We had fun, guys!

Such an up and down battle, I was up 3 strokes after the first hole then 420 serious cat went into steady eddy mode while I melted down.

Going into the 6th hole I was down 4 strokes but determined to win the dang day! Ended up sinking a 15ft putt on the last hole to tie it up and send it to OT.

I absolutely crushed my drive on the playoff hole and am putting for birdie while 420 is putting for par.....I let the nerves get to me and ended up 3 putting while ole steady eddy 420 sunk his first putt to make par.

Just a great evening of golf.

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Re: Golf hole in one
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2019, 08:48:11 AM »
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