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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2019, 02:12:33 PM »
I would just lay down on my back and then the wolf would be like every other dog on earth and try to lick my face so then when it tries to do that I'll just reach up and snap it's neck. Ez
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2019, 02:13:20 PM »
You are naked.

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does a 5% chance count as "could"?

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2019, 02:23:52 PM »
you're gonna have to kill the wolf in the first 30 seconds.  any longer than that, the wolf will wear you down or you'll bleed to death from the spot your balls used to reside.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2019, 02:32:58 PM »
The play is to put out your forearm, let the wolf bite that, then hug the wolf with your free arm, fall over on top of it.  At this point the wolf will let go of your arm and try to escape your weight.  Do not let him escape.  Instead, jam your fist down the wolf's mouth/throat.  Keep fist there.  Wait for wolf to sufficate.

You'll be extremely cut up, but you will defeat the wolf. 


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2019, 02:38:15 PM »
yeah, I can curl 100lbs.  This little pud would be lucky to draw blood.  I can avoid the mouth, I'd actually be more worried about the toenails when he does that frantic 4 legged running in place thing he'd do when I got my arms around his neck.  I'd have to try and snap it versus the suffocation

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2019, 02:41:54 PM »
Idea: spin kicks


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2019, 02:46:26 PM »
I'd actually be more worried about the toenails when he does that frantic 4 legged running in place thing he'd do when I got my arms around his neck. 
Yeah the scratches would be a pain in the ass.  Mind over matter with that though.  Gotta focus on the task at hand.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2019, 02:52:45 PM »
Piss on or near the wolf to assert your dominance.  Keep direct eye contact with him to let him know you're the true alpha and you mean business.  Do NOT blink.  Within  a few seconds he'll be whimpering and you could easily finish him at this point.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2019, 03:23:13 PM »
can you have a friend use a drone to drop a vial of poison down into the arena after you have been searched by the guards and then poison the wolf?  i think i've watched a dateline about this technique once.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2019, 03:26:47 PM »
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2019, 03:38:23 PM »
The line to console mrs. Hamburg starts to the left. She’ll be getting a couple large life insurance checks shortly.

If you die fighting a wolf you won't be getting crap.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2019, 03:51:43 PM »
can you have a friend use a drone to drop a vial of poison down into the arena after you have been searched by the guards and then poison the wolf?  i think i've watched a dateline about this technique once.
There is a mesh net above the surface to prevent this sort of thing. 


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2019, 04:11:02 PM »
ok so if you're basically banning any of my poisoning techniques, i would hypnotize the wolf into a docile state and then eliminate my adversary

step 1: calm environment

step 2: gentle touch

step 3: soothing sounds

step 4: holding position

step 5:  tonic state

https://www.rover.com/blog/how-to-hypnotize-a-dog/



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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2019, 04:20:51 PM »
I could take this wolf but 30-50 feral hogs is another story

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2019, 04:24:40 PM »
ok so if you're basically banning any of my poisoning techniques, i would hypnotize the wolf into a docile state and then eliminate my adversary

step 1: calm environment

step 2: gentle touch

step 3: soothing sounds

step 4: holding position

step 5:  tonic state

https://www.rover.com/blog/how-to-hypnotize-a-dog/


That's a good plan.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2019, 05:00:13 PM »
I would win by using my army of bees.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2019, 06:45:12 PM »
To answer the OP’s question: probably not.
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2019, 06:59:46 PM »
yeah i think i could kill one.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2019, 07:05:44 PM »
With bear hands? Absolutely.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2019, 07:28:17 PM »
Yes worked on these cousins just fine. There is 392 dollars worth of pure Russian trim laying right there not a bad mornings check! It’s my thing don’t ask.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2019, 09:07:45 AM »
bare handed? No

With a baseball bat? Absolutely, would be dinger city.


FYI I'm pretty sure we had a similar thread a couple of years ago where we predicted how many of a certain animal we could kill at 1 time.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2019, 09:40:03 AM »
Secret weapon: PCP and bath salts prior to entering the arena

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2019, 09:59:59 AM »
Secret weapon: PCP and bath salts prior to entering the arena

both combatants get them tho


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2019, 10:04:18 AM »
Poison the wolf's bath salts.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2019, 12:04:40 PM »
Your best chance would be to “King Kong” the wolf. Obviously that means when the wolf lunges at you with his mouth open like an idiot you grab his top snout with one hand and his bottom jaw with the other hand and pull them apart until it breaks his jaw, face and head wide open. Very gruesome but effective.