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You vs. Gray Wolf - Gladiatorial Arena

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2019, 01:21:09 PM »
you don't even get to cover your dong and balls? are there spectators? this could work against the human psyche.
No, naked.  Nobody is watching the arena.  You go in clothed but you must disrobe prior to the fight.  You can retrieve your clothes if you win before exiting.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2019, 01:23:07 PM »
environmental conditions?  are we talking august in kansas weather?

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2019, 01:25:21 PM »
nakedness changes things.  still haven't gotten enough data to make my informed vote yet, but now leaning wolf.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2019, 01:25:39 PM »
environmental conditions?  are we talking august in kansas weather?
environmental factors are not an impact. moderate temperature.  clear conditions.  natural grass surface.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2019, 01:28:08 PM »
dang, i was hoping for august in kansas because his teeth would slide right off my skin as it poured out a constant waterfall of sweat

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2019, 01:28:39 PM »
nakedness changes things.  still haven't gotten enough data to make my informed vote yet, but now leaning wolf.

yeah, especially natural grass against naked body.  yuck.  i'd get too itchy to fight.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2019, 01:32:20 PM »
Uh naked should have been specified up front
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2019, 01:33:49 PM »
dang, i was hoping for august in kansas because his teeth would slide right off my skin as it poured out a constant waterfall of sweat

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2019, 01:34:13 PM »
I think I could get the wolf to be buds.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2019, 01:34:20 PM »
Wolf every time six foot average spread between front left paw and right rear paw 260-290 average weight in Northern Mn nope not with out my what did we call it twin predator Vap gun?
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2019, 01:34:53 PM »
Or maybe they are Greek. Can't remember.
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2019, 01:35:10 PM »
Wolf every time six foot average spread between front left paw and right rear paw 260-290 average weight in Northern Mn nope not with out my what did we call it twin predator Vap gun?
Average gray wolf is about 100 pounds.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2019, 01:35:26 PM »
I think I could get the wolf to be buds.

yeah by him chomping on your dong and berries

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2019, 01:36:48 PM »
I think I could get the wolf to be buds.

yeah by him chomping on your dong and berries

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2019, 01:38:21 PM »
I think I could get the wolf to be buds.

yeah by him chomping on your dong and berries

Berry, bad person.

oh crap, my bad bud

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2019, 01:38:40 PM »
I think people are underestimating how hard it would be for the wolf to kill you.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2019, 01:40:08 PM »
my answer is yes.  i would poison the wolf and wouldn't have to lay a hand on it. 


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2019, 01:44:31 PM »
my answer is yes.  i would poison the wolf and wouldn't have to lay a hand on it.
You are thoroughly searched prior to entering the arena.  No poison allowed.


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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2019, 01:49:23 PM »
Wolf every time six foot average spread between front left paw and right rear paw 260-290 average weight in Northern Mn nope not with out my what did we call it twin predator Vap gun?
Average gray wolf is about 100 pounds.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2019, 02:04:08 PM »
You are naked.

the wolf wins 19 out of 20.
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2019, 02:05:27 PM »
I think people are underestimating how hard it would be for the wolf to kill you.

Yeah probably. Wolves prey on like children and the elderly. They get their asses whipped against most healthy adult animals
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2019, 02:08:44 PM »
what's the main strategy here?  wait for the wolf to get up on you and then hope you can choke his ass out before he completely mangles your nutz and scrote?

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2019, 02:09:58 PM »
This has turned into a weird cosplay fantasy of Dlew's. Surprised @Katdaddy isn't in here yet
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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2019, 02:11:21 PM »
I think eye-gouging should be part of the strategy. And putting the wolf in a headlock.

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Re: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed?
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2019, 02:12:14 PM »
Also pounding the wolf in the head with your fist.