Author Topic: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed? (Read 6301 times)

DQ12 · « **on:** August 06, 2019, 12:36:11 PM »

I have a strong opinion on this, but I want to see what Ape Room thinks.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:37:50 PM »

I could. You could not.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:45:14 PM »

What kind of wolf?

sys · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:47:06 PM »

what are the conditions of the contest?

DQ12 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:48:57 PM »

It's listed in the poll. 1 average sized adult male gray wolf in a gladiatorial arena. no weapons. last one alive wins.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:53:19 PM »

No doubt in my mind that I would win

Brock Landers · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:04:58 PM »

The average sized adult male gray wolf is about 5 feet long and weighs about 100 pounds, so if you can beat up a 7th grader you can beat up a gray wolf.

sys · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 06, 2019, 12:48:57 PM

It's listed in the poll. 1 average sized adult male gray wolf in a gladiatorial arena. no weapons. last one alive wins.

is the wolf trying to fight or to run? if neither of us attack the other, is that ruled a victory for the wolf?

DQ12 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:07:05 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 06, 2019, 01:05:34 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 06, 2019, 12:48:57 PM
It's listed in the poll. 1 average sized adult male gray wolf in a gladiatorial arena. no weapons. last one alive wins.

is the wolf trying to fight or to run? if neither of us attack the other, is that ruled a victory for the wolf?

For the sake of this hypothetical, the wolf wants to kill you.

Tobias · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:07:56 PM »

i learned a lot from fighting cows. i think i can take one of these puds

meow meow · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:09:09 PM »

what is the wolf's record vs humans prior to this match?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:10:27 PM »

bare-handed? No. With gloves? A strong yes.
Therefore I will be voting Wolf wins.

chum1 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:11:14 PM »

Kinda sounds like a euphemism for masturbating.

sys · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:11:50 PM »

i think the wolf wins 8 or 9 out of 10.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:12:45 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on August 06, 2019, 01:09:09 PM

what is the wolf's record vs humans prior to this match?

0-0-0. Same for you. No training with wolves prior this match. You can do research though and train in other ways.

sys · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:13:27 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 06, 2019, 01:11:50 PM

i think the wolf wins 8 or 9 out of 10.

more if the human is barefoot. maybe slightly less if the human has heavy boots on.

sys · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 06, 2019, 01:12:45 PM

0-0-0. Same for you. No training with wolves prior this match. You can do research though and train in other ways.

is the wolf young and healthy? is it a wild wolf or captive? how much experience does it have in killing large mammals?

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:15:34 PM »

a wolf's god given weakness you must exploit: the tail

chum1 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:15:52 PM »

Maybe the human knows karate.

steve dave · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:16:01 PM »

the part you must avoid: the mouth

DQ12 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:17:42 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 06, 2019, 01:14:50 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 06, 2019, 01:12:45 PM

0-0-0. Same for you. No training with wolves prior this match. You can do research though and train in other ways.

is the wolf young and healthy? is it a wild wolf or captive? how much experience does it have in killing large mammals?

The wolf is an average adult male in the wild. He has as much experience killing large mammals as the average adult male in the wild has.

DQ12 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:19:05 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 06, 2019, 01:13:27 PM

Quote from: sys on August 06, 2019, 01:11:50 PM
i think the wolf wins 8 or 9 out of 10.

more if the human is barefoot. maybe slightly less if the human has heavy boots on.

You are naked.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:19:47 PM »

Naked? I don't think I could kill anything naked.

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:20:06 PM »

you don't even get to cover your privates? are there spectators? this could work against the human psyche.

steve dave · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:20:44 PM »

if the human is naked the wolf should have to shave its tail

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Author Topic: Could you kill a wolf bare-handed? (Read 6301 times)