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steve dave · « **on:** March 06, 2019, 04:58:32 PM »

Airport club/lounge that is just a private bathroom to poop and/or shower. Pay by the time limit OR unlimited poops/showers for platinum members who pay a higher annual fee. Really cater to the road warrior who loves pooping at airports and being clean. No food or beverage. This is just for real business.

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steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:00:34 PM »

Mexican restaurant. Food is A+ but NO free chips and salsa.

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steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:01:35 PM »

Back at the airport. It’s an Auntie Ann’s pretzel but you don’t feel like you’re going to die after eating some.

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mhkpasa · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:02:08 PM »

GIF Tee's

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:03:35 PM »

A service that texts you results from 8 PM tip offs but ONLY for wins. For losses, it’s quiet.

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Winters · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:05:27 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 06, 2019, 04:58:32 PM

Airport club/lounge that is just a private bathroom to poop and/or shower. Pay by the time limit OR unlimited poops/showers for platinum members who pay a higher annual fee. Really cater to the road warrior who loves pooping at airports and being clean. No food or beverage. This is just for real business.

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I would like to invest

Kat Kid · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2019, 05:07:40 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 06, 2019, 05:03:35 PM

A service that texts you results from 8 PM tip offs but ONLY for wins. For losses, it’s quiet.

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This is a great idea. Would need highlights and a "best of twitter/message boards reactions" section to fully enjoy the win when you wake up.

pissclams · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2019, 07:58:20 PM »

fresh squeezed orange juice that tastes like it’s frozen/from concentrate

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2019, 07:59:08 PM »

sunglasses that focus and strengthen the sunlight into your eyes

pissclams · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2019, 07:59:30 PM »

a 14 lb kite

pissclams · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:00:05 PM »

instead of meat tenderizer, meat toughener

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:10:41 PM »

Airport again: you are at the super popular poop and shower club. Now it serves drinks and food in an exclusive environment you pay extra for this but you gladly do it because of the elite clientele.

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Phil Titola · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:16:47 PM »

CostCo but opposite. Only small amounts of stuff. Like 5 M&Ms.

ben ji · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on March 06, 2019, 08:16:47 PM

CostCo but opposite. Only small amounts of stuff. Like 5 M&Ms.

Its called the dollar store.

NEXT

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:23:47 PM »

Airport luxury poop and shower club but ONLY for poop. NO shower.

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steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:24:38 PM »

Opposite but ONLY showers. Anyone caught pooping in the shower is BANNED.

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ben ji · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:27:34 PM »

Imagine a humanoid robot that you can control with a Virtual Reality headset goggle type thing and make it do all sorts of extreme sports that you are too afraid to do. Specifically thinking of those people who paraglide/parachute off cliffs and into valleys then vroom vroom through the gulches.

This humanoid robot is actually doing those crazy things and you are controlling it so if it crashes into a cliff at 100 mph its toast but you are still alive and have a giant adrenaline rush.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:30:43 PM »

Like you’re at a busy AF airport and you make it go poop in a filthy ass men’s room?

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puniraptor · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:46:47 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 06, 2019, 04:58:32 PM

Airport club/lounge that is just a private bathroom to poop and/or shower. Pay by the time limit OR unlimited poops/showers for platinum members who pay a higher annual fee. Really cater to the road warrior who loves pooping at airports and being clean. No food or beverage. This is just for real business.

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this exists at HND (but just the pay by time, not the membership thing)

puniraptor · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:48:21 PM »

it's right outside of international arrivals, presumably to entice filthy barbarians to sanitize before entering society

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:49:46 PM »

Sounds elite puni

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2019, 09:06:31 PM »

I've never pooped in an airport but now I feel like I'm missing out with the poop club thing

Spracne · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2019, 11:14:56 PM »

Quote from: libstradamus on March 06, 2019, 09:06:31 PM

I've never pooped in an airport but now I feel like I'm missing out with the poop club thing

How is this possible?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2019, 08:40:02 AM »

I've got the first airport . . . Reagan.

Sign an exclusive deal and build a Poop/Shower/High End Bar penthouse level that connects B-B/C-C

Later on do something with Terminal A and that new Terminal they're building.

steve dave · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2019, 09:07:16 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 06, 2019, 05:00:34 PM

Mexican restaurant. Food is A+ but NO free chips and salsa.

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flip it, now it's a Mexican restaurant and you pay a cover at the door. all food is free. only food is chips and salsa and tap water.