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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #275 on: September 16, 2019, 11:35:32 PM »
Seth Rogan my ass

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #276 on: September 16, 2019, 11:36:00 PM »
Also thank you very much.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #277 on: September 16, 2019, 11:46:37 PM »
Also that starbyface thing says I look like bill header and Chris weitz. How much can we really trust this thing is what I’m saying.





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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #278 on: September 16, 2019, 11:51:10 PM »
Hating Francis looks more like Chris weitz irl than I do. Here is what hating Francis looks like everyone....



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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #279 on: September 16, 2019, 11:53:51 PM »
Ok, ok, ok. After giving this a lot of thought, I think we are just going to need chum to forward me headshots of everyone and then I will come up with their celebrity look a like. AI apparently just is not quite there yet.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #280 on: September 16, 2019, 11:54:16 PM »
have you calibrated it against winters?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #281 on: September 17, 2019, 06:03:19 AM »
Seth Rogan my ass

My face is mostly beard and glasses

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #282 on: September 17, 2019, 06:13:59 AM »
LOL. That site doesn't work so well.  :buh-bye:



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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #283 on: September 17, 2019, 07:25:13 AM »
Hating Francis looks more like Chris weitz irl than I do. Here is what hating Francis looks like everyone....



HF looks nothing like that

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #284 on: September 17, 2019, 02:26:30 PM »
Got a super upbeat "how ya doin'"  with finger gun in the hallway from D2. Next person I saw in the hallway was HRP. What she told me leads me to infer that D2's scheme below is basically working. Jesus. This dude plays the LOOONG game.

I took this to mean that D2 was floating to CEO the idea of keeping both softwares and using them for different functions. And essentially keeping the same job he's had for like eight years. The job they'd decided that they no longer wanted him doing.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #285 on: September 17, 2019, 02:29:51 PM »
Oh, and cake lady called me 'trouble' again today. Second time.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #286 on: September 17, 2019, 02:38:51 PM »
D2 was playing 8D chess


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #287 on: September 17, 2019, 03:05:50 PM »
Holy crap. The dynamic in this room has COMPLETELY changed. GG and D2 are earnestly and enthusiastically talking to each other, feeling out how they are going to co-manage things together. D2 is all bubbly and happy. They're even making lots of friendly chit chat. "How's your little one?" "Are you coaching wrestling again this year?" Which is SO bizarre because their relationship in this room up to now has been ICY.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #288 on: September 17, 2019, 10:53:40 PM »
 :impatient: <<<---- me waiting for tomorrows updates
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #289 on: September 17, 2019, 11:36:01 PM »
Part of me hopes none of this is true and Chum is like a next level fiction writer using us as his sandbox.
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #290 on: September 25, 2019, 07:54:30 AM »
The shoes are on the other feet. Since we are going to continue to use D2's old software for now, D2 is installing the latest update. It's been a while since we've updated, so he wants to schedule some time to go over what will be different. GG is very sorry but she is too busy with something else to attend and will also be working from home.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #291 on: September 25, 2019, 08:14:13 AM »
haha

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #292 on: September 25, 2019, 09:36:52 AM »
When I started working there, dude#2 bitched nonstop about this software that we use for like 80% of our business. He's always blaming the lack of customer support and "spaghetti code" for recurring issues negatively affecting the company. He convinced everyone that it was time to shop for new software. And what does this genius do? He tasks German girl to lead this effort.

German girl then teams up with a new guy president (who had Charlie Sheen on his door) and ends up entering our company into a potentially very lucrative partnership with a very big software company.

D2 is training NG1 and NG2 on the old software. He's had two main objectives thus far. The first is praising the old software on how well it works and how well suited it is for our business - a complete 180 from above. The second is subtly but not explicitly trashing the new software as not working very well and not being a good fit for our business.

I really wish GG was hearing this. lol.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #293 on: September 25, 2019, 09:37:44 AM »
need more office romance, it sells

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #294 on: September 25, 2019, 09:39:55 AM »
HRP is out of town this week. (Thankfully.)

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #295 on: September 25, 2019, 10:58:55 AM »
lmao


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #296 on: September 27, 2019, 03:11:14 PM »
Here are some quotes/paraphrase from today's servant leadership meeting.

[VERY earnestly and enthusiastically] "There isn't anyone who doesn't like Christian Rock!"

"I can't be as good of a Christian as my dad. He would, like, lock himself in the bathroom for 90 minutes and read The Bible on the toilet."

D2 (who I would describe as the MAGA version of a gay man who doesn't yet fully know he's gay): I try not to talk about politics. I just try not to get into politics, you know? HOWEVER, that being said, there are just some things happening at the national level and, you know, it involves truth and telling lies. And sometimes I just see something in plain sight with my own eyes and then I hear about it reported in a different way and, you know, it's just ... "aaargh." Heh heh. So, anyway, I see those things and, instead of ignoring them, I seize the opportunity to use them as a teaching moment for my kids.
Owner/CEO: It's wonderful that you hear God telling you to do that.
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #297 on: September 27, 2019, 03:17:48 PM »
Are you going to sue this place hahahaha?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #298 on: September 27, 2019, 03:20:14 PM »
i'm going to start using "reading the bible on the toilet" as a euphemism for you know what

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #299 on: September 27, 2019, 03:37:28 PM »
i'm going to start using "reading the bible on the toilet" as a euphemism for you know what

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