So, HRP has everyone doing what she wants and there is no drama currently. She's very good. Also, D2 isn't so stupid that he fails to understand that she can fire him if she wants to. (Despite what he says, he neither has lots of options nor will be going anywhere ever.)
Just minutes ago, D2 returned from a meeting with a new client. He was laughing and told me the funniest thing he'd ever seen just happened in the meeting. He starts, "The owner of this new client is from another country. So, VP of Sales sales says, 'I can speak Swahili!' Then, he pops his cheek with his finger and starts making all these noises with his tongue! Man, it was so HILARIOUS! We were all CRACKING UP!" Like, I really don't even know if I heard the story correctly because what I thought I heard is so offensive. At the same time, I don't know what else it could be! WHAT THE eff!?!?!?
Since I started typing this, D2 left the room. Just just now came back and is quietly grumbling to himself, "I'm gonna put up with that passive aggressive attitude for about one more day."