Author Topic: Jeff Bezos (Read 6417 times)

steve dave · « **on:** February 07, 2019, 05:21:23 PM »

https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f

holy crap

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:29:02 PM »

Good for him

wetwillie · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:30:10 PM »

Forgot he owned a newspaper

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:35:25 PM »

Man Jeff Bezo's has flourished tremendously in the Trump Economy and he even got the LibDerp's in NYC and NYS to give him one of the greatest pieces of corporate welfare in U.S. history.

Jeff's publication doesn't have any issues in dropping in a lot of "unnamed sources" social media tidbits on the administration.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:36:52 PM »

Very relevant dax, thanks for sharing

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:44:37 PM »

I hope they publish his entire dong and ass and balls. and then everyone's like, "damn, nice dong and ass and balls Bez" and then the enquirer's like "oh crap, backfire"

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:45:44 PM »

like, what's the richest and most powerful man in the world going to say? "Oh no! You irl posted my dong! rough ridin' owned!"

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:50:22 PM »

Yeah, it would be embarrassing but literally no one gives a real crap

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:55:50 PM »

lmao

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1093656898589650944

8manpick · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2019, 06:04:16 PM »

Jeff Bezos rn:

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2019, 06:06:45 PM »

Guy1: We’re going to blackmail the richest and most powerful man in the world.

Guy2: Good, good. What you got? Like proof he murdered someone?

Guy1: better, dong shots.

Guy2: oh crap.

Guy1: yep

Guy2: rough ridin' foolproof.

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steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2019, 06:24:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/Enquirer/status/1032756000418357250

Phil Titola · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2019, 06:53:46 PM »

Nice dong JB.

I know.

wetwillie · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2019, 07:29:39 PM »

This is like when they tried to blackmail David Letterman and he was like Nah son. Except better.

treysolid · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2019, 07:51:19 PM »

Bezos should both preempt and rough ridin' flex by publishing a front-page WaPo pic of him dropping his balls onto a picture of Pecker's face. Boom, scooped your scoop on my nuts, Pecker.

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2019, 07:54:10 PM »

I don't think he could dunk on him any harder than he just did

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:01:00 PM »

Quote from: libstradamus on February 07, 2019, 05:36:52 PM

Very relevant dax, thanks for sharing

As always, you are welcome.

chum1 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:25:29 PM »

So, for those who haven't been following, about a week ago, the Enquirer (owned by a Trump BFF) exposed that Bezos (owner of Trump mortal enemy Washington Post and also hated by Trump for being much richer) was having an affair.

And then there's also this weird twist:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1091065396780773376

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:29:08 PM »

holy crap

Phil Titola · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:39:55 PM »

His story said this had something to do with the Post dropping their investigation on something didn't it? Too lazy to go back and read it.

sys · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:47:42 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 05:44:37 PM

I hope they publish his entire dong and ass and balls. and then everyone's like, "damn, nice dong and ass and balls Bez" and then the enquirer's like "oh crap, backfire"

after seeing what money did for his neck, i'm sure as hell not betting against his dick.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2019, 09:22:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/1093690150448758784

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2019, 09:30:44 PM »

Weird coincidence, Bezos actually is a pecker.

cDubya · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2019, 09:46:24 PM »

I don't venture into this part of the forum much, but DAMN.

steve dave · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2019, 09:46:46 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 07, 2019, 09:30:44 PM

Weird coincidence, Bezos actually is a pecker.

Got’em

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