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Title: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 05:21:23 PM
https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f

holy crap
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: star seed 7 on February 07, 2019, 05:29:02 PM
Good for him
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: wetwillie on February 07, 2019, 05:30:10 PM
Forgot he owned a newspaper
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 07, 2019, 05:35:25 PM
Man Jeff Bezo's has flourished tremendously in the Trump Economy and he even got the LibDerp's in NYC and NYS to give him one of the greatest pieces of corporate welfare in U.S. history.   

Jeff's publication doesn't have any issues in dropping in a lot of "unnamed sources" social media tidbits on the administration.

Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: star seed 7 on February 07, 2019, 05:36:52 PM
Very relevant dax, thanks for sharing
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 05:44:37 PM
I hope they publish his entire dong and ass and balls. and then everyone's like, "damn, nice dong and ass and balls Bez" and then the enquirer's like "oh crap, backfire"
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 05:45:44 PM
like, what's the richest and most powerful man in the world going to say? "Oh no! You irl posted my dong! rough ridin' owned!"
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: star seed 7 on February 07, 2019, 05:50:22 PM
Yeah, it would be embarrassing but literally no one gives a real crap
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 05:55:50 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1093656898589650944
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: 8manpick on February 07, 2019, 06:04:16 PM
Jeff Bezos rn:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190208/e6be19064361346acd0c5f653a0adafd.gif)
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 06:06:45 PM
Guy1: We’re going to blackmail the richest and most powerful man in the world.

Guy2: Good, good. What you got? Like proof he murdered someone?

Guy1: better, dong shots.

Guy2: oh crap.

Guy1: yep

Guy2: rough ridin' foolproof.


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 06:24:35 PM
https://twitter.com/Enquirer/status/1032756000418357250
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Phil Titola on February 07, 2019, 06:53:46 PM
Nice dong JB.

I know.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: wetwillie on February 07, 2019, 07:29:39 PM
This is like when they tried to blackmail David Letterman and he was like Nah son.  Except better.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: treysolid on February 07, 2019, 07:51:19 PM
Bezos should both preempt and rough ridin' flex by publishing a front-page WaPo pic of him dropping his balls onto a picture of Pecker's face. Boom, scooped your scoop on my nuts, Pecker.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 07:54:10 PM
I don't think he could dunk on him any harder than he just did
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 07, 2019, 08:01:00 PM
Very relevant dax, thanks for sharing

As always, you are welcome. 

Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: chum1 on February 07, 2019, 08:25:29 PM
So, for those who haven't been following, about a week ago, the Enquirer (owned by a Trump BFF) exposed that Bezos (owner of Trump  mortal enemy Washington Post and also hated by Trump for being much richer) was having an affair.

And then there's also this weird twist:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1091065396780773376
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 08:29:08 PM
holy crap
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Phil Titola on February 07, 2019, 08:39:55 PM
His story said this had something to do with the Post dropping their investigation on something didn't it?  Too lazy to go back and read it.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sys on February 07, 2019, 08:47:42 PM
I hope they publish his entire dong and ass and balls. and then everyone's like, "damn, nice dong and ass and balls Bez" and then the enquirer's like "oh crap, backfire"

after seeing what money did for his neck, i'm sure as hell not betting against his dick.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: star seed 7 on February 07, 2019, 09:22:24 PM
https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/1093690150448758784
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 07, 2019, 09:30:44 PM
Weird coincidence, Bezos actually is a pecker.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: cDubya on February 07, 2019, 09:46:24 PM
I don't venture into this part of the forum much, but DAMN.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 07, 2019, 09:46:46 PM
Weird coincidence, Bezos actually is a pecker.

Got’em


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: chum1 on February 07, 2019, 10:40:46 PM
https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1093710334110695424
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 07, 2019, 11:26:15 PM
Lol, that stuff doesn’t happen.  Just ask LibDerp Nation.

Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: michigancat on February 07, 2019, 11:43:18 PM
lol damn
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 08, 2019, 06:38:54 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-08/bezos-stunning-blackmail-charge-intensifies-proxy-war-with-trump
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: bucket on February 08, 2019, 09:01:10 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084627451983073280

Tweet for everything
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: chum1 on February 08, 2019, 11:53:10 AM
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1093928245769236480
Title: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 08, 2019, 12:58:06 PM
lmao, shouldn’t they have to refrain from all illegal activity forever?


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 08, 2019, 12:58:48 PM
Im sorry, your punishment is you can’t do any crimes for an entire month.


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: chum1 on February 08, 2019, 03:58:43 PM
https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1093971970801221638
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Phil Titola on February 08, 2019, 04:00:29 PM
I'll tell you what I know but I want to be able to crime again in 2020.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Spracne on February 08, 2019, 04:04:57 PM
I don't know why this concept is so ridiculous to you guys. It's basically like putting them on probation.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 08, 2019, 04:11:29 PM
I don't know why this concept is so ridiculous to you guys. It's basically like putting them on probation.

Thanks professor


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: star seed 7 on February 08, 2019, 04:12:50 PM
Not having fun is legal beagle catnip
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Spracne on February 08, 2019, 04:13:17 PM
I'm enraged and embarrassed now :frown:
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: wetwillie on February 08, 2019, 07:06:28 PM
I'm enraged and embarrassed now :frown:

Mocats whipping your ass on punnery now that you have gone full pitter.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 08, 2019, 09:59:57 PM
https://theintercept.com/2019/02/08/jeff-bezos-protests-the-invasion-of-his-privacy-as-amazon-builds-a-sprawling-surveillance-state-for-everyone-else/
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: 8manpick on February 08, 2019, 11:12:12 PM
https://theintercept.com/2019/02/08/jeff-bezos-protests-the-invasion-of-his-privacy-as-amazon-builds-a-sprawling-surveillance-state-for-everyone-else/
Greenwald's a rough ridin' clown. Bezos was protesting being blackmailed, not an invasion of his privacy. Just a disingenuous argument from the start.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 08, 2019, 11:16:26 PM
Alrighty then
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: 8manpick on February 08, 2019, 11:20:53 PM
Alrighty then
Also, DNR beyond headline
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 09, 2019, 07:04:53 AM
Alrighty then
Also, DNR beyond headline

No one likes a quitter, quitter.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: michigancat on February 09, 2019, 09:06:37 AM
Yeah I think Bezos is still very much for profiting off a massive surveillance state as long as it isn't used to blackmail people (him)
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Phil Titola on February 09, 2019, 09:53:31 AM
Being hardcore Trump must be rough. Imagine not using Amazon because of your loyalty to DJT
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: bucket on February 09, 2019, 01:35:03 PM
https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1094314187600334848
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: Spracne on February 09, 2019, 01:55:14 PM
Low hanging plums
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 09, 2019, 04:10:31 PM
Being hardcore Trump must be rough. Imagine not using Amazon because of your loyalty to DJT

Another shitty post from Phil . . . it just gets worse everyday

Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: bucket on February 09, 2019, 04:34:06 PM
I hate amazon but love Jeff  :dunno:
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2019, 05:52:26 PM
I hate amazon but love Jeff  :dunno:

I love both now. Used to love Amazon and not be a giant Jeff Bez Fan Boi


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Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 11, 2019, 12:14:04 PM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/mistress-lauren-sanchezs-brother-leaked-bezos-racy-texts-to-enquirer-sources-say-7

Brother must be a dotted line stealth entity in the National Security State hierarchy.



Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: wetwillie on February 11, 2019, 12:20:30 PM
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The story was given to the National Enquirer by a reliable source that had given information to the National Enquirer for seven years prior to this story.


:lol:
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 11, 2019, 01:20:30 PM
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The story was given to the National Enquirer by a reliable source that had given information to the National Enquirer for seven years prior to this story.


:lol:

But it was the government.