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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2018, 11:31:41 AM »
winning wouldn't even be worth it if this guy's face is the face of the program.  he looks north dakota as eff

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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2018, 11:41:17 AM »
Taytay hiring this nobody is more embarrassing than when jack waters lost to ndsu.

I watched a total of maybe 8 quarters this year, I think I'm done with cat football for good.
Even more embarrassing than the  free fireworks show you gave us for the victory?
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2018, 11:51:24 AM »
Oh Ok.  NDSU fans like us will be nice to you.

hell Kansas State might actually gain a ton more fans if this deal gets done!
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #53 on: December 07, 2018, 12:00:37 PM »
Chris Klieman's Assistant Choices:

D Coord:

Todd Wash  Jacksonville DCoord (former bison)
Mark Farley UNI Head Coach (same hometown as CK)
Scottie Hazelton  former USC/Wyoming DCoord

O Coord:

Tim Polasak  current Iowa Off asst ( was NDSU's OC)
Courtney Messingham  Current NDSU, was Montana State
Brent Vigen   Current Wyoming  friends, could offer him more money


You CANT have NDSU's D Coord or O LIne coach. NOPE!
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2018, 12:14:46 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2018, 12:23:51 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

it feels like you want him to go to KSU. 
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2018, 12:27:21 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

it feels like you want him to go to KSU. 

it's NDSU@ksu


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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2018, 12:27:59 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:

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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2018, 12:40:23 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:
Who gives a crap about what wyomings done?
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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2018, 12:45:17 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:
Who gives a crap about what wyomings done?

Correct. Nobody cares about any of your dumbass coaches. That is the point.

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« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2018, 12:47:20 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:
Who gives a crap about what wyomings done?

Correct. Nobody cares about any of your dumbass coaches. That is the point.
Nobody cares about your stupid ass posts but i still have to read them
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« Reply #62 on: December 07, 2018, 12:48:54 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:
Who gives a crap about what wyomings done?

You rough ridin' certainly should if you're a K-State fan wondering how the jump to FBS is going to go for the current NDSU head coach. It's as close to a parallel as you'll find. I swear to God I will give up KSU football altogether if we hire that Hills Have Eyes looking mother rough rider you guys have passed off as a human being football coach.
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« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2018, 12:52:19 PM »
Don't you like WINNING?

NDSU , me and Lollypop are 110-8 in last 7 years.  Its what we do.

So WHEN you sign Klieman, You will be a bigger winner than you've ever been.  its a system, its a process, its hard nosed football for tough guys, not a bunch of snowflakes like the rest of the Big 12.

craig bohl's version of hard-nosed football for tough guys produced 14 pts vs boise (loss), 13 pts vs hawaii (loss), 3 pts vs fresno (loss), and 16 pts vs utah st (loss).

hard-nosed football for tough guys has finished 97th, 104th, 33rd, 119th and 104th in total offense (adjusted stats) in five years, and has produced some of the most boring, god-awful, unwatchable games that i've ever seen.

hard-nosed football for tough guys gets you an invitation to the potato bowl.

seriously, gross!  :Yuck:
Who gives a crap about what wyomings done?

You rough ridin' certainly should if you're a K-State fan wondering how the jump to FBS is going to go for the current NDSU head coach. It's as close to a parallel as you'll find. I swear to God I will give up KSU football altogether if we hire that Hills Have Eyes looking mother rough rider you guys have passed off as a human being football coach.
Nobody will give a crap because you're a loser whos used to losing. Probably at everything in life.

CK has ndsu as a top 25 program with 20 less scholarships.  Even the wizard couldn't pull that off.
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« Reply #64 on: December 07, 2018, 12:57:59 PM »
"hey mom, can you turn the tv down, i'm on the phone with kyle klieman"

"who is that?"

"the old north dakota coach! he wants me to play for him!"

"north dakota? i'm not sending you there!"

"no, he coaches at kansas state now"

"the jayhawks?"

"i think so"

"coach, you're with kansas or kansas state?"

"kansas state, and by the way, it's chris"

"oh, sorry chris, so tell me about yourself"

"well i was at north dakota state, not north dakota"

"oops, sorry, so you built that program?"

"well, not exactly, i inherited it from craig bohl who went 43-1 with three national championships the three years before i took over"

"oh, so you were the genius top assistant?"

"not really. so the first year we won the title, i was just the defensive backs coach. but then the next two years i was the defensive coordinator!"

"so you were the defensive mastermind of those teams?"

"well, again no. coach bohl played defense and has coached defense his whole life, so that side of the ball is actually his area of expertise. he gave me the coordinator title to help boost my resume."

"so tell me more about coach bohl, i take it he's having massive success elsewhere?"

"yeah, he's doing alright for himself. he's 28-35 at wyoming, almost .500 in conference, has produced one good offense in five years and won the potato bowl! some fans want him fired..."

"they do?"

"yeah - but they're a vocal minority."

"great to hear! so i'm assuming you have your own style?"

"umm, not exactly. i basically just do what bohl did."

"so what did he do?"

"well, he tries to slow the game down to a crawl. we snap it every 30 seconds. we play field position. we run the ball. power football. we use modern concepts like the play-action pass."

"to have the success you had, you must bring in some awesome recruits!"

"we've had a few good players, sure. but we don't put much emphasis on that. we're big on player development."

"so you just get athletic freaks and then you tr--"

"no, we look for character first. without that, you can't build a family."

"so quick question, if bohl taught you what you know, and he's not even doing that well at wyoming, then what makes you think you'll be able to compete in the big 12?"

"good question! haven't thought about that"

"has gene taylor?"

"probably not, but he only hired me because i came cheap."
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« Reply #65 on: December 07, 2018, 01:01:56 PM »
Effective exposition of socratic dialogue.

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« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2018, 01:04:57 PM »
Gotta admit... I've got nothing.
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« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2018, 01:08:04 PM »
I'd rather have Klieman than the Muppet.

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« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2018, 01:08:52 PM »
I'd rather have Klieman than the Muppet.

Who is the muppet?
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« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2018, 01:09:32 PM »
Kleiman will have a worse record then Prince had in 3 years if he is hired.  THIS IS AN UNACCEPTABLE HIRE for a POWER 5 Conference school!!!!!! 

If he is only the head and we are keeping the current assistants then why force Snyder out.  ADGT can still salvage this...he better or he will be out of a job this time next year!

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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2018, 01:33:13 PM »
I'd rather have Klieman than the Muppet.

Who is the muppet?


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« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2018, 02:35:22 PM »
I'd rather have Klieman than the Muppet.

Who is the muppet?



Can see why the muppet would not excite anyone but can not see why CK would be better other than he is younger?

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Re: official: WELCOME CHRIS KLIEMAN -KANSAS STATE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2018, 04:17:41 PM »
Ok. after reading the Tolstoy like post...
 I Agree


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« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2018, 04:32:41 PM »
I'd rather have Klieman than the Muppet.

Who is the muppet?



Can see why the muppet would not excite anyone but can not see why CK would be better other than he is younger?

Unknown entity versus a dude who was compiling mediocre results a decade ago.