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Offline Clevey 2 Times

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fake good program to the south
« on: September 10, 2018, 12:19:05 PM »
A loss to USC would really be entertaining this weekend. Regardless the Horns will go into the 2019 season with national prognosticators claiming they "might be a top 15 team" that "Tom Herman finally has turning the corner". Jfc...I can't stand Texas football.

If Tom Herman goes straight Tiger like Charlie Strong did when things went bad, that'd be great too:



Effing Birkenstock's, that was your problem Charlie.


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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2018, 12:59:14 PM »
Yeah some of them have turned on Coach Herman pretty hard already.

I want good things to happen for fellow conference member and Lil' Bro Texas tho.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2018, 01:09:04 PM »
This conference will continue to be subpar until Texas has a competitive football team.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2018, 01:53:16 PM »
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2018, 02:09:20 PM »
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?

Unconfidence / Insecurity  :dunno:

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2018, 02:49:58 PM »
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?

Unconfidence / Insecurity  :dunno:

It's more my hatred of the way the University of Texas football program is perceived, to be specific. I find myself really wanting OU to kick their ass in the Red River matchup. But in the real world, the conference desperately needs these losers to quit being losers, even if they really are just losers but the national media can't see it.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2018, 02:52:51 PM »
What?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2018, 03:19:33 PM »
This reads like a Nebraska fan, might have a corn holer on our hands here
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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2018, 04:30:31 PM »
out of schools in the conference to dislike, texas is at the very bottom of that list, what in the world

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2018, 10:36:41 PM »
I love UT, I loathe Tom Herman.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2018, 11:57:25 PM »
out of schools in the conference to dislike, texas is at the very bottom of that list, what in the world

It's super weird to hate UT. It's not even like they've ever really done anything to us.
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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2018, 12:01:58 AM »
I love UT, I loathe Tom Herman.

This. We need Texas to be good but I want Herman to suck and get canned

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2018, 06:29:46 AM »
Why do people hate Tom Herman?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2018, 08:39:08 AM »
Herman is all hat and no cattle

(I have no idea if that is the phrase)

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2018, 08:41:28 AM »
My KU friends would say 'all wave with no wheat'.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2018, 09:22:46 AM »
All bev, no o
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2018, 10:18:18 AM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2018, 10:54:53 AM »
Herman is all hat and no cattle

(I have no idea if that is the phrase)

Makes him a perfect fit for UT

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2018, 07:14:00 PM »
Why do people hate Tom Herman?

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2018, 08:22:20 PM »
Drew Lock's backpack motion thingy is incredibly stupid and deserves be mocked, but Herman has to know that as a head coach it's beneath him.  Let the other players mock it.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2018, 07:36:31 PM »
The University of Texas football program, what a waste. That amount of resources, this amount of output. I like winners, not losers guys. And I especially don't like losers who people keep pretending are winners.

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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2018, 08:25:50 PM »
Hi clevey, please name the big 12 team that won has most recently won a national championship, I’ll listen off the air.
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Re: fake good program to the south
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2018, 10:10:46 AM »
Hi clevey, please name the big 12 team that won has most recently won a national championship, I’ll listen off the air.

So, you're saying we're all losing ass losers in this pigskin conference? I hadn't considered this.

With Texas perception is never reality, they should be one of the ten winningest teams in the country every decade. There is no reason that programs like Wisconsin and Auburn should be winning more games than UT consistently.  The Horns had a great run in the first decade of the 2000's, otherwise they are hot garbage. I just want to list some FBS teams that won more college football games in the 1990s than the Texas Longhorns:

Virginia
Virginia Tech
North Carolina
Syracuse
EMAW
Colorado
Texas A&M
Miami (FL)

None of these schools are close to having the structural advantages that UT has in terms of geography and money, save for A&M. 

I want Texas to be good, for the sake of the conference, but they seem more intent on diminishing our credibility than contributing to it.