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Title: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 10, 2018, 12:19:05 PM
A loss to USC would really be entertaining this weekend. Regardless the Horns will go into the 2019 season with national prognosticators claiming they "might be a top 15 team" that "Tom Herman finally has turning the corner". Jfc...I can't stand Texas football.

If Tom Herman goes straight Tiger like Charlie Strong did when things went bad, that'd be great too:

(https://pics.me.me/daltonsantos55-texas-longhorns-coach-charlie-strong-chilling-in-his-office-2447310.png)

Effing Birkenstock's, that was your problem Charlie.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Brock Landers on September 10, 2018, 12:59:14 PM
Yeah some of them have turned on Coach Herman pretty hard already.

I want good things to happen for fellow conference member and Lil' Bro Texas tho.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 10, 2018, 01:09:04 PM
This conference will continue to be subpar until Texas has a competitive football team.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: star seed 7 on September 10, 2018, 01:53:16 PM
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MadCat on September 10, 2018, 02:09:20 PM
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?

Unconfidence / Insecurity  :dunno:
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 10, 2018, 02:49:58 PM
Why would anyone hate the university of Texas football program?

Unconfidence / Insecurity  :dunno:

It's more my hatred of the way the University of Texas football program is perceived, to be specific. I find myself really wanting OU to kick their ass in the Red River matchup. But in the real world, the conference desperately needs these losers to quit being losers, even if they really are just losers but the national media can't see it.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: star seed 7 on September 10, 2018, 02:52:51 PM
What?
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: wetwillie on September 10, 2018, 03:19:33 PM
This reads like a Nebraska fan, might have a corn holer on our hands here
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: meow meow on September 10, 2018, 04:30:31 PM
out of schools in the conference to dislike, texas is at the very bottom of that list, what in the world
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 10, 2018, 10:36:41 PM
I love UT, I loathe Tom Herman.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 10, 2018, 11:57:25 PM
out of schools in the conference to dislike, texas is at the very bottom of that list, what in the world

It's super weird to hate UT. It's not even like they've ever really done anything to us.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: DOD Take 2 on September 11, 2018, 12:01:58 AM
I love UT, I loathe Tom Herman.

This. We need Texas to be good but I want Herman to suck and get canned
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 11, 2018, 06:29:46 AM
Why do people hate Tom Herman?
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: mocat on September 11, 2018, 06:54:11 AM
Why do people hate Tom Herman?
Goatee
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: ChiComCat on September 11, 2018, 08:39:08 AM
Herman is all hat and no cattle

(I have no idea if that is the phrase)
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MadCat on September 11, 2018, 08:41:28 AM
My KU friends would say 'all wave with no wheat'.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: star seed 7 on September 11, 2018, 09:22:46 AM
All bev, no o
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 11, 2018, 10:18:18 AM
Why do people hate Tom Herman?
Goatee

All ee, no GOAT
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Steffy08 on September 11, 2018, 10:54:53 AM
Herman is all hat and no cattle

(I have no idea if that is the phrase)

Makes him a perfect fit for UT
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 11, 2018, 07:14:00 PM
Why do people hate Tom Herman?

White Ron Prince
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 11, 2018, 07:21:27 PM
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-19-2018/TrFb1O.gif)
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Brock Landers on September 11, 2018, 08:22:20 PM
Drew Lock's backpack motion thingy is incredibly stupid and deserves be mocked, but Herman has to know that as a head coach it's beneath him.  Let the other players mock it.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 13, 2018, 07:36:31 PM
The University of Texas football program, what a waste. That amount of resources, this amount of output. I like winners, not losers guys. And I especially don't like losers who people keep pretending are winners.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: wetwillie on September 13, 2018, 08:25:50 PM
Hi clevey, please name the big 12 team that won has most recently won a national championship, I’ll listen off the air.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 17, 2018, 10:10:46 AM
Hi clevey, please name the big 12 team that won has most recently won a national championship, I’ll listen off the air.

So, you're saying we're all losing ass losers in this pigskin conference? I hadn't considered this.

With Texas perception is never reality, they should be one of the ten winningest teams in the country every decade. There is no reason that programs like Wisconsin and Auburn should be winning more games than UT consistently.  The Horns had a great run in the first decade of the 2000's, otherwise they are hot garbage. I just want to list some FBS teams that won more college football games in the 1990s than the Texas Longhorns:

Virginia
Virginia Tech
North Carolina
Syracuse
EMAW
Colorado
Texas A&M
Miami (FL)

None of these schools are close to having the structural advantages that UT has in terms of geography and money, save for A&M. 

I want Texas to be good, for the sake of the conference, but they seem more intent on diminishing our credibility than contributing to it.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: wetwillie on September 17, 2018, 12:49:01 PM
The answer was Texas. They also have the 2nd most Big 12 championships.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Brock Landers on September 17, 2018, 01:24:54 PM
The premise of this thread is weird.  Fake good program?  Last time I checked Texas is #2 on the all time wins list.  The post-Mack era has been below their standards but if they can get rolling again with Herman they'll be fine.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 19, 2018, 08:03:33 PM
Since the 1990s, when you can (conservatively) say the modern era of college football began -- conferences start to grow in size, scholarship restrictions ensure that you don't just dominate with partial qualifiers and more total schollies -- Texas is not meeting expectations. Texas has been a dominant college football team less than half the time since 1990.  What Mack did in the 2000's should be nearly an every decade occurrence at a school with such resources and geography. Just for arguments sake, in terms of defining elite, let's look at...

Seasons of 10 or more wins since 1993:

Ohio State            18
Oklahoma             15
Florida State         15
Alabama               15
Florida                  13
Nebraska              12
Georgia                12
Wisconsin             12
Texas                   10
LSU                      10
USC                     10
Kansas State          9
Michigan                9
Penn State             9
Auburn                  7
Clemson                7
Notre Dame           6
Oklahoma State     6
Texas A&M            4

I'm probably forgetting some relevant schools here. And this is obviously only one way to measure dominance. Five of those schools won 10 or more at least half or more of the seasons since 1993. Not every program is structurally situated to win 10 or more a season, but I'd say Texas is one of the few, along with Ohio State, Notre Dame, USC, Georgia, Florida, and Florida State. So, those 7, to me, are the programs that have resources and geography ALWAYS working in their favor. So, by my account, ND, UT, UGA, and USC are all loser fake good programs since 1993. Feel free to argue with me, as this is total back of the napkin calculation at this point.  I have no idea what to make of  A&M, obvious geographic advantage and major resources...they may be the biggest fake good program, in a class of their own below UT and the others.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: mocat on September 19, 2018, 09:19:17 PM
That's a great list. Put NC appearances next to those 10 win seasons
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 19, 2018, 10:01:52 PM
That's a great list. Put NC appearances next to those 10 win seasons

Bye bye K-State, Penn State, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M. YAY land grants!
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: mocat on September 19, 2018, 10:25:09 PM
That's a great list. Put NC appearances next to those 10 win seasons

Bye bye K-State, Penn State, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M. YAY land grants!
Without looking, I don't remember Georgia or Wisconsin or Michigan either
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: mocat on September 19, 2018, 10:25:58 PM
Maybe Michigan was 97
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 19, 2018, 11:49:44 PM
Yes Michigan, yes Georgia, you got a short ass memory my dude. No Wisconsin.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: mocat on September 20, 2018, 08:05:02 AM
oh yeah  :lol:
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on September 24, 2018, 03:01:22 PM
Who knows, Tom Herman may be on to something based on his last 2 performances.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 24, 2018, 03:13:39 PM
Who knows, Tom Herman may be on to something based on his last 2 performances.

Naw, fake good wins.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: pissclams on September 24, 2018, 04:14:51 PM
those 2 texas wins are going to hurt the program in the long run
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: MakeItRain on September 24, 2018, 11:38:53 PM
They'll lose 3 of their next 6.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: wetwillie on October 06, 2018, 12:24:46 PM
they back ya'll
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Brock Landers on October 06, 2018, 02:49:13 PM
This thread aged like a ripe banana.
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: PurpleOil on October 06, 2018, 03:11:19 PM
How did they lose to Maryland?
Title: Re: fake good program to the south
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on October 09, 2018, 10:05:22 PM
How did they lose to Maryland?

This