scene: three senior trump strategists and an innocent young boy are discussing campaign strategy.
1st strategist - we'll say he's a socialist.
2nd strategist - it'll never work, we'll say he's aoc's puppet.
3rd strategist - aoc said they don't even belong in the same party, it'll never work.
the strategists stare morosely at the table.
innocent young boy - but why don't we... why don't we just say he'll hurt god?
smiles slowly transform the strategists' faces.