Ok, so Governor Ralph "Coonsman" Northam is in trouble for being a massive racist DB and is probably going to have to resign. He's also a complete moron or monster (choose your interpretation) on late term abortion / infanticide (choose your interpretation), but the media would prefer to focus on some ignorant racist crap he did in college.
No problem. Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax is a a perfect replacement! He's
"a black"! Phew. Crisis averted. Except that he's being "credibly accused of rape." Sorry, that's the phrase the media used when smearing Brett Kavanaugh, so I assume they'll apply the same standard here. A prominent publication like, say, the Washington Post, wouldn't apply a completely different threshold of proof for a democrat, would they? Nah. Now we have this.
https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1093189392196427777So if Fairfax has to step down, next up is the VA AG Mark Herring. Who now conceded he too
is a massive racisty biggoted racist. That simply won't do.
Finally, that'll bring us the Speaker of the House, who is a Republican and therefore probably not a massive racist or rapist.