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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1850 on: December 06, 2013, 11:23:51 AM »
really not that bad.

What makes you say that? Best team in the world (Germany), team that owns us (Ghana), and team with the second best player in the world (Portugal). We are by FAR the worst team. Not saying advancing is impossible, but this is a very tough draw.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1851 on: December 06, 2013, 11:24:49 AM »
My friend that is going to the world cup an hour ago

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So I have tickets for F2 vs F3. Apparently the seeded teams will be drawn into A1 to H1. I will probably get Iran vs. Bosnia.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1852 on: December 06, 2013, 11:24:53 AM »
asava whatcha talkin about bud?

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1853 on: December 06, 2013, 11:25:17 AM »
At least we have Jurgen, I mean Germany will still rape us but at least having him be coach gives me a glimmer of hope. You have to fight German with German. I'm still pissed about 2002

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1854 on: December 06, 2013, 11:26:10 AM »
but on the bright side, the most pud team we play only has essien, asamoah, muntari, kbp, etc :lol:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1855 on: December 06, 2013, 11:26:42 AM »
Does Essien still have knees?

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1856 on: December 06, 2013, 11:27:28 AM »
hopefully pud portugal shows up and not stud portugal

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1857 on: December 06, 2013, 11:28:33 AM »
Does Essien still have knees?

i don't think so, i mean jfc that guy

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1858 on: December 06, 2013, 11:28:44 AM »
ronaldo is like henderson in that i want him to do awesome crap and blow my mind but obviously i want his team to lose

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1859 on: December 06, 2013, 11:30:30 AM »
Hey FIFA


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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1860 on: December 06, 2013, 11:31:47 AM »
We beat Portugal in 2002 and we should have had a penalty to tie the game up in the QF against Germany. And eff Ghana from 2010 too. USA is going to be like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1861 on: December 06, 2013, 11:35:34 AM »
USA have to travel 8,866 miles for their 3 matches.  :facepalm:


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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1862 on: December 06, 2013, 11:36:30 AM »
39.4% chance to advance. Third highest in the group. Just behind Portugal (40.3%). Could be much worse.

We get a win in game 1 against Ghana, and we're in business. One game at a time.
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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1863 on: December 06, 2013, 11:36:43 AM »
it's obama, isn't it? :shakesfist:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1864 on: December 06, 2013, 11:37:41 AM »
all things considered, pretty fair draw across the board and some interesting matchups

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1865 on: December 06, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »
Honestly the World Cup would be better off being run by the Mafia. At least in that case the corruption would be out in the open and we could buy off everyone.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1866 on: December 06, 2013, 11:38:14 AM »
USA have to travel 8,866 miles for their 3 matches.  :facepalm:




advantage: USA.

Group G in order of largest to smallest countries:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1867 on: December 06, 2013, 11:39:08 AM »
Mexico has a 45.4% chance to advance. 2nd highest in their group.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1868 on: December 06, 2013, 11:39:49 AM »
Mexico has a 45.4% chance to advance. 2nd highest in their group.

yeah, they got a good draw

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1869 on: December 06, 2013, 11:43:23 AM »
I will irl fight Sepp Blatter

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1870 on: December 06, 2013, 11:48:16 AM »
eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1871 on: December 06, 2013, 11:50:28 AM »
Could be worse, guys. Australia has a 2.1% chance of advancing. :frown:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1872 on: December 06, 2013, 11:52:30 AM »
eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

yeah, i'm not gonna panic yet. i mean germany's a lock, but portugal and ghana are pretty bipolar.  who knows.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1873 on: December 06, 2013, 11:54:46 AM »
eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

yeah, i'm not gonna panic yet. i mean germany's a lock, but portugal and ghana are pretty bipolar.  who knows.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1874 on: December 06, 2013, 11:57:15 AM »
If we do manage to make it out of our group that means we're playing great, so we'd be a good bet to go much further