Author Topic: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread) (Read 579447 times)

sunny_cat · « **Reply #1850 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:23:51 AM »

Quote from: asava on December 06, 2013, 11:20:55 AM

really not that bad.

What makes you say that? Best team in the world (Germany), team that owns us (Ghana), and team with the second best player in the world (Portugal). We are by FAR the worst team. Not saying advancing is impossible, but this is a very tough draw.

Dub · « **Reply #1851 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:24:49 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on December 06, 2013, 11:22:42 AM

My friend that is going to the world cup an hour ago

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So I have tickets for F2 vs F3. Apparently the seeded teams will be drawn into A1 to H1. I will probably get Iran vs. Bosnia.

mocat · « **Reply #1852 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:24:53 AM »

asava whatcha talkin about bud?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1853 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:25:17 AM »

At least we have Jurgen, I mean Germany will still rape us but at least having him be coach gives me a glimmer of hope. You have to fight German with German. I'm still pissed about 2002

Tobias · « **Reply #1854 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:26:10 AM »

but on the bright side, the most pud team we play only has essien, asamoah, muntari, kbp, etc

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1855 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:26:42 AM »

Does Essien still have knees?

Tobias · « **Reply #1856 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:27:28 AM »

hopefully pud portugal shows up and not stud portugal

Tobias · « **Reply #1857 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:28:33 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on December 06, 2013, 11:26:42 AM

Does Essien still have knees?

i don't think so, i mean jfc that guy

mocat · « **Reply #1858 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:28:44 AM »

ronaldo is like henderson in that i want him to do awesome crap and blow my mind but obviously i want his team to lose

0.42 · « **Reply #1859 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:30:30 AM »

Hey FIFA

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1860 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:31:47 AM »

We beat Portugal in 2002 and we should have had a penalty to tie the game up in the QF against Germany. And eff Ghana from 2010 too. USA is going to be like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1861 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:35:34 AM »

USA have to travel 8,866 miles for their 3 matches.

sunny_cat · « **Reply #1862 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:36:30 AM »

39.4% chance to advance. Third highest in the group. Just behind Portugal (40.3%). Could be much worse.

We get a win in game 1 against Ghana, and we're in business. One game at a time.

Tobias · « **Reply #1863 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:36:43 AM »

it's obama, isn't it?

Tobias · « **Reply #1864 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:37:41 AM »

all things considered, pretty fair draw across the board and some interesting matchups

0.42 · « **Reply #1865 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »

Honestly the World Cup would be better off being run by the Mafia. At least in that case the corruption would be out in the open and we could buy off everyone.

mocat · « **Reply #1866 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:38:14 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on December 06, 2013, 11:35:34 AM

USA have to travel 8,866 miles for their 3 matches.

advantage: USA.

Group G in order of largest to smallest countries:

USA

Germany

Ghana

Portugal

sunny_cat · « **Reply #1867 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:39:08 AM »

Mexico has a 45.4% chance to advance. 2nd highest in their group.

Tobias · « **Reply #1868 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:39:49 AM »

Quote from: sunny_cat on December 06, 2013, 11:39:08 AM

Mexico has a 45.4% chance to advance. 2nd highest in their group.

yeah, they got a good draw

0.42 · « **Reply #1869 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:43:23 AM »

I will irl fight Sepp Blatter

scottwildcat · « **Reply #1870 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:48:16 AM »

eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

sunny_cat · « **Reply #1871 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:50:28 AM »

Could be worse, guys. Australia has a 2.1% chance of advancing.

Tobias · « **Reply #1872 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:52:30 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on December 06, 2013, 11:48:16 AM

eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

yeah, i'm not gonna panic yet. i mean germany's a lock, but portugal and ghana are pretty bipolar. who knows.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #1873 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:54:46 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on December 06, 2013, 11:52:30 AM

Quote from: scottwildcat on December 06, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
eff it guys, beat Ghana take a point from Ronaldo and let's see what happens.

yeah, i'm not gonna panic yet. i mean germany's a lock, but portugal and ghana are pretty bipolar. who knows.

Eagle Beak the eff out of everyone!!!!!

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1874 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:57:15 AM »

If we do manage to make it out of our group that means we're playing great, so we'd be a good bet to go much further

Poll

I'm thinking of wrecking threads everywhere until this shit gets fixed or I get banned, should I?

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