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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1250 on: August 09, 2013, 07:30:42 AM »
#1Cat


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.


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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1252 on: August 09, 2013, 09:46:49 AM »
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Stoke still negotiating w/ MLS/New England to bring Agudelo over sooner. For some interesting details on that, listen to the latest SBI Show

BroXcore, I owe you an apology. I thought the deal was done.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1253 on: August 09, 2013, 09:49:00 AM »
i think page 28 has been my favorite page in this thread

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1254 on: August 09, 2013, 09:55:57 AM »
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Ives Galarcep ?@SoccerByIves 2m
Stoke still negotiating w/ MLS/New England to bring Agudelo over sooner. For some interesting details on that, listen to the latest SBI Show

BroXcore, I owe you an apology. I thought the deal was done.
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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1255 on: August 09, 2013, 12:12:54 PM »
i think page 28 has been my favorite page in this thread

It [page 28] was a fun interesting ride.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1257 on: August 09, 2013, 04:08:00 PM »
sunny butthurt is just the weirdest.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1258 on: August 09, 2013, 05:57:27 PM »
sunny butthurt is just the weirdest.

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Re: Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1259 on: August 10, 2013, 09:35:56 AM »
sunny butthurt is just the weirdest.

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Before you realize it, its already happening

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Re: Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1260 on: August 10, 2013, 11:25:16 AM »
sunny butthurt is just the weirdest.

 :blush:


Before you realize it, its already happening
and then sprinkle some scot butthurt in there and we have our own little bizarre butthurt brigade.

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Re: Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1261 on: August 10, 2013, 11:39:30 AM »
sunny butthurt is just the weirdest.

 :blush:


Before you realize it, its already happening
and then sprinkle some scot butthurt in there and we have our own little bizarre butthurt brigade.

I'm going to punch you so hard when I move back two weeks from now

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1262 on: August 10, 2013, 11:47:18 AM »
^ so weird.

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New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1263 on: August 10, 2013, 12:13:24 PM »
drugs?

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1264 on: August 10, 2013, 04:39:09 PM »
I thought until fattyfest that Scott must be like 5'-2" with classic short man syndrome. Nope not freakishly short like you would think

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1265 on: August 10, 2013, 04:55:12 PM »
I thought until fattyfest that Scott must be like 5'-2" with classic short man syndrome. Nope not freakishly short like you would think

Still pretty short tho  :frown:

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1266 on: August 10, 2013, 05:38:22 PM »
I thought until fattyfest that Scott must be like 5'-2" with classic short man syndrome. Nope not freakishly short like you would think

Still pretty short tho  :frown:

i'm short too.    :embarrassed:

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« Reply #1267 on: August 10, 2013, 10:10:29 PM »
I thought until fattyfest that Scott must be like 5'-2" with classic short man syndrome. Nope not freakishly short like you would think

Still pretty short tho  :frown:

I didn't think so friend irl :cheers:

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Re: Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1268 on: August 11, 2013, 07:27:51 AM »
I thought until fattyfest that Scott must be like 5'-2" with classic short man syndrome. Nope not freakishly short like you would think

Still pretty short tho  :frown:

I didn't think so friend irl :cheers:

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1269 on: August 11, 2013, 09:21:43 PM »
Landon had a hat trick tonight for the Galaxy.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1270 on: August 12, 2013, 01:16:23 AM »
Should we talk about all US Internationals in this thread or for example let the Demps and LD10 stuff go in the Sporting thread which has always been the MLS master thread?

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1271 on: August 12, 2013, 08:25:42 AM »
john anthony brooks scored for hertha berlin, and aron johannsson scored for az over the weekend

both are confirmed to be in the roster for the bosnia friendly. if we can cap both of those players, i'm going to be pretty damn excited.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1272 on: August 12, 2013, 10:02:57 AM »
full roster for bosnia

U.S. ROSTER BY POSITION - vs Bosnia-Herzegovina
GOALKEEPERS (3): Cody Cropper (Southampton), Brad Guzan (Aston Villa), Tim Howard (Everton)

DEFENDERS (7): John Anthony Brooks (Hertha Berlin), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City), Edgar Castillo (Club Tijuana), Brad Evans (Seattle Sounders FC), Michael Orozco Fiscal (Puebla), Michael Parkhurst (Augsburg), Tim Ream (Bolton Wanderers)

MIDFIELDERS (8): Alejandro Bedoya (Nantes), Michael Bradley (Roma), Joe Corona (Club Tijuana), Mix Diskerud (Rosenborg), Fabian Johnson (Hoffenheim), Jermaine Jones (Schalke), Sacha Kljestan (Anderlecht), Danny Williams (Reading)

FORWARDS (5): Jozy Altidore (Sunderland), Terrence Boyd (Rapid Vienna), Eddie Johnson (Seattle Sounders FC), Aron Johannsson (AZ Alkmaar), Bobby Wood (1860 Munich)

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1273 on: August 12, 2013, 10:16:41 AM »
Should we talk about all US Internationals in this thread or for example let the Demps and LD10 stuff go in the Sporting thread which has always been the MLS master thread?

I wasn't sure.

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Re: New Non-Racist US National Soccer Thread
« Reply #1274 on: August 12, 2013, 10:18:28 AM »
john anthony brooks scored for hertha berlin, and aron johannsson scored for az over the weekend

both are confirmed to be in the roster for the bosnia friendly. if we can cap both of those players, i'm going to be pretty damn excited.

Saw somewhere that those two are "ineligible" until FIFA approves their switches. I'm not entirely sure what that means. Why would they be on this roster if they aren't allowed to play? I'm hoping my confusion means nothing and we tie them both to USMNT. They are both rough ridin' studs. (I had lost all hope for Johannsson until he decided to dick-slap Iceland a few weeks ago.)