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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1500 on: October 07, 2013, 03:11:00 PM »
The weekend, my son had an awesome outside left foot touch on a ball he ran down. The goalie was closing fast and he dove as my son had his touch and the ball very slowly rolled by the goalie and into the goal from about 10 meters. My son did the Harper eat'n soup thing. I told him to knock it off but it was pretty awesome.

(Is that Non-Racist American Soccery enough? I don't know the ethnicity of the goalie, but my son is Caucasian.)

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1501 on: October 07, 2013, 03:17:15 PM »
Is that Non-Racist American Soccery enough?

10 meters

:dunno:

(harper goal sounds adorbs tho! :thumbs:)

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1502 on: October 07, 2013, 03:26:54 PM »
Is that Non-Racist American Soccery enough?

10 meters

:dunno:

(harper goal sounds adorbs tho! :thumbs:)
I treat soccer like rugby. Sorry, I guess it was about 10 yards. Is that what you are getting at?

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1503 on: October 07, 2013, 05:10:14 PM »
why dont you let your son celebrate his goals? its pretty much part of soccer.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1504 on: October 10, 2013, 10:22:16 AM »
why dont you let your son celebrate his goals? its pretty much part of soccer.

Exactly. There is nothing more adorbs than a kid running to the corner and then sliding on his knees while being tackled by his teammates.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1505 on: October 11, 2013, 11:26:09 AM »
Pretty pumped to get this tonight.



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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1506 on: October 11, 2013, 11:36:25 AM »
Pretty pumped to get this tonight.



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sunny cat that is some hot ass swag

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1507 on: October 11, 2013, 11:40:15 AM »
Pretty pumped to get this tonight.



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sunny cat that is some hot ass swag

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1508 on: October 11, 2013, 11:50:53 AM »
v excited to get off work early and go full america

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1509 on: October 11, 2013, 12:13:17 PM »
i wonder what scott wildcat has to say about our opponent tonight  :lol:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1510 on: October 11, 2013, 12:13:45 PM »
My son did the Harper eat'n soup thing. I told him to knock it off
What's your problem, dude? Everything okay?

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1511 on: October 11, 2013, 12:42:15 PM »
i wonder what scott wildcat has to say about our opponent tonight  :lol:

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1512 on: October 11, 2013, 12:47:47 PM »
My son did the Harper eat'n soup thing. I told him to knock it off
What's your problem, dude? Everything okay?
He probably didn't hear me. I only said knock it off because the coach and some of the parents told the kids to tone down some of the celebrations. You guys know me. You know inside I was very proud of him and the entire point of my post was a fanningbrag, right? Has this blog came to a point in its life that the bloggers have to call out their fanningbrags? I never thought that day would come.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1513 on: October 11, 2013, 12:48:16 PM »
i wonder what scott wildcat has to say about our opponent tonight  :lol:

hop off mocat :jerk:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1514 on: October 11, 2013, 12:51:05 PM »
i wonder what scott wildcat has to say about our opponent tonight  :lol:

hop off mocat :jerk:

don't go getting all short fuse on me mr funke

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1515 on: October 11, 2013, 07:09:47 PM »
ZUSI!!!  :Woot:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1516 on: October 11, 2013, 08:43:12 PM »
My son did the Harper eat'n soup thing. I told him to knock it off
What's your problem, dude? Everything okay?
He probably didn't hear me. I only said knock it off because the coach and some of the parents told the kids to tone down some of the celebrations. You guys know me. You know inside I was very proud of him and the entire point of my post was a fanningbrag, right? Has this blog came to a point in its life that the bloggers have to call out their fanningbrags? I never thought that day would come.

I followed it dobs! Also how old is your son? I can't even imagine how cute it would be to see a kindergarten doing the harper soup eat thingy after scoring a goal, but from your descripto I would imagine your son has a little more coordination than a kindergartener.
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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1517 on: October 11, 2013, 08:44:40 PM »
ZUSI!!!  :Woot:

That was great! Also his little pop fly kick he got to Castillo (which Castillo didn't finish) was a great touch!

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1518 on: October 11, 2013, 09:24:40 PM »
YOU GUYS!!!! I'M BACK IN MHK!!! THAT WAS PRETTY FUN!!! (The few hours before the game and the last fifteen minutes of the game. The rest made me  :zzz:)

ANYWAY, MY SCARF IS SUPES SEXY!! ALSO I WAS UP CLOSE TO BOB LEY, ALEXI LALAS AND KASEY KELLER!!!

The Zusi goal was one of my favorite moments I've witnessed live at Sporting Park. (By far, the EJ missed PK to give us the USOC trophy is number one)


 :D :D :D :D


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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1519 on: October 11, 2013, 09:33:50 PM »
that sounds great s_c - i'm glad the game warmed up in the second half :thumbs:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1520 on: October 11, 2013, 09:38:40 PM »
that sounds great s_c - i'm glad the game warmed up in the second half :thumbs:

Was a serious snore fest for the first 75 minutes. Zusi should have started.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1521 on: October 12, 2013, 01:19:56 AM »
mexico   :surprised:  :angry:

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1522 on: October 12, 2013, 07:28:34 AM »

I followed it dobs! Also how old is your son? I can't even imagine how cute it would be to see a kindergarten doing the harper soup eat thingy after scoring a goal, but from your descripto I would imagine your son has a little more coordination than a kindergartener.
He is a 5th grader, making it fail the cute stage and blow right into the bad ass boss stage.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1523 on: October 13, 2013, 09:50:51 AM »
made sure i didn't post in here with any emotions about our absolutely crap opponent Jamaica. Zusi is a straight up game changer will be a superstar moving forward. We have some real talent that are real close to being some dangerous players. KC was rocking as usual. I think it is time we designate 3-4 home stadiums and they are exclusively used for every non-friendly games.

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Re: New Non-Racist America Soccer Thread
« Reply #1524 on: October 13, 2013, 09:51:30 AM »
i wonder what scott wildcat has to say about our opponent tonight  :lol:

hop off mocat :jerk:

also very accurate description of what I would of said by studboss Tobias.