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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1475 on: January 06, 2024, 04:50:03 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1476 on: January 06, 2024, 06:10:05 PM »
Decaf coffee.

Enjoying a cup rn

That seems worse than drinking an NA beer for the taste and not the booze
Yeah that's way worse. Drinking an NA beer is just to have something to do while everyone else is drinking

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1477 on: January 06, 2024, 06:37:47 PM »
They need to dramatically improve the formula for decaf coffee. NA beer has come a long way, but decaf still mostly sucks.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1478 on: January 06, 2024, 06:45:23 PM »
 
They need to dramatically improve the formula for decaf coffee. NA beer has come a long way, but decaf still mostly sucks.

Agreed, there ar several NAs that are legit tasty
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1479 on: January 08, 2024, 12:57:53 PM »
They need to dramatically improve the formula for decaf coffee. NA beer has come a long way, but decaf still mostly sucks.

Agreed, there ar several NAs that are legit tasty
Every year when Schreds daughter asks me to give up booze for Lent I buy some NA to drink while I'm grilling.  Just feels weird to not have a beer in your hand when grilling.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1480 on: January 08, 2024, 01:04:09 PM »
what if i told you an NA beer is not really a "beer"?

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1481 on: January 09, 2024, 03:21:16 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1482 on: January 09, 2024, 03:33:27 PM »
I'll be scrolling my Twitter timeline and i'll see something and think, "ok, i'm going to read or do that next", 13 seconds later when i'm through the timeline, i'll have completely forgotten what I was going to do/read and I get mad and rescroll my timeline trying to figure it out. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.  :dunno:

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« Reply #1483 on: January 22, 2024, 10:34:29 PM »
Today I tripped stepping up on an 15” riser & fell forward. I landed on my hands & caught myself, but I felt a pain shoot through both my shoulders I’ve never felt before.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1484 on: January 23, 2024, 08:45:24 AM »
Today I tripped stepping up on an 15” riser & fell forward. I landed on my hands & caught myself, but I felt a pain shoot through both my shoulders I’ve never felt before.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1485 on: March 12, 2024, 04:11:35 PM »
My elbows pop about 15 times a day
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1486 on: March 12, 2024, 04:32:57 PM »
I’m slightly younger than Kate Middleton. The other day while scrolling I saw her name & a picture. Before my brain could register, it thought “why is there a picture of that middle aged woman with a story about Kate?” It was Kate.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1487 on: March 23, 2024, 10:39:39 PM »
Celebrated my 60th birthday today.  Good turnout for the party.  Had an over sized card for people to sign.  My mom signed as follows...

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1488 on: March 23, 2024, 10:46:20 PM »
That’s some declaration penmanship. Happy birthday Tom!


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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1489 on: March 23, 2024, 10:47:48 PM »
Celebrated my 60th birthday today.  Good turnout for the party.  Had an over sized card for people to sign.  My mom signed as follows...

Tom

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1490 on: March 23, 2024, 10:53:30 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1491 on: April 01, 2024, 10:11:02 AM »
I've noticed this a bit for a while, but I think I finally hit the, "its way harder to stay fit now that you are old as crap" stage. I've always been a gym rat and stayed in pretty good shape. I'd go in spurts where I'd let it go a bit, but always knew that I could get right back in and about how long it would take. I also eat a fairly clean diet for the most part. I've been "casually" stepping it up a bit and working myself back in to better shape with the plan to hit it a bit harder over the next few weeks. I've discovered that I've barely made any progress at all when probably just a couple years ago, I would have already noticed some progress. Guess i'm going to have to step it up even more.  :sdeek:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1492 on: April 01, 2024, 11:26:32 AM »
I've noticed this a bit for a while, but I think I finally hit the, "its way harder to stay fit now that you are old as crap" stage. I've always been a gym rat and stayed in pretty good shape. I'd go in spurts where I'd let it go a bit, but always knew that I could get right back in and about how long it would take. I also eat a fairly clean diet for the most part. I've been "casually" stepping it up a bit and working myself back in to better shape with the plan to hit it a bit harder over the next few weeks. I've discovered that I've barely made any progress at all when probably just a couple years ago, I would have already noticed some progress. Guess i'm going to have to step it up even more.  :sdeek:

Just take some of whatever RFK Jr. is on.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1493 on: April 01, 2024, 12:49:02 PM »
I've noticed this a bit for a while, but I think I finally hit the, "its way harder to stay fit now that you are old as crap" stage. I've always been a gym rat and stayed in pretty good shape. I'd go in spurts where I'd let it go a bit, but always knew that I could get right back in and about how long it would take. I also eat a fairly clean diet for the most part. I've been "casually" stepping it up a bit and working myself back in to better shape with the plan to hit it a bit harder over the next few weeks. I've discovered that I've barely made any progress at all when probably just a couple years ago, I would have already noticed some progress. Guess i'm going to have to step it up even more.  :sdeek:

Just take some of whatever RFK Jr. is on.

Pretty sure he doesn't take anything..... :driving:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1494 on: April 01, 2024, 01:01:20 PM »
I've noticed this a bit for a while, but I think I finally hit the, "its way harder to stay fit now that you are old as crap" stage. I've always been a gym rat and stayed in pretty good shape. I'd go in spurts where I'd let it go a bit, but always knew that I could get right back in and about how long it would take. I also eat a fairly clean diet for the most part. I've been "casually" stepping it up a bit and working myself back in to better shape with the plan to hit it a bit harder over the next few weeks. I've discovered that I've barely made any progress at all when probably just a couple years ago, I would have already noticed some progress. Guess i'm going to have to step it up even more.  :sdeek:

Just take some of whatever RFK Jr. is on.

Pretty sure he doesn't take anything..... :driving:

He probably has said that, but I don't believe it. Dude's at least hitting the testosterone clinic very hard.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1495 on: April 01, 2024, 03:52:32 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1496 on: April 01, 2024, 04:44:50 PM »
I've noticed this a bit for a while, but I think I finally hit the, "its way harder to stay fit now that you are old as crap" stage. I've always been a gym rat and stayed in pretty good shape. I'd go in spurts where I'd let it go a bit, but always knew that I could get right back in and about how long it would take. I also eat a fairly clean diet for the most part. I've been "casually" stepping it up a bit and working myself back in to better shape with the plan to hit it a bit harder over the next few weeks. I've discovered that I've barely made any progress at all when probably just a couple years ago, I would have already noticed some progress. Guess i'm going to have to step it up even more.  :sdeek:

Just take some of whatever RFK Jr. is on.

Pretty sure he doesn't take anything..... :driving:

He probably has said that, but I don't believe it. Dude's at least hitting the testosterone clinic very hard.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1497 on: April 01, 2024, 09:20:18 PM »
ngl I’d keep it tight for Cheryl Hines. Like that would be priority numero uno

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1498 on: April 01, 2024, 09:28:42 PM »
ngl I’d keep it tight for Cheryl Hines. Like that would be priority numero uno
she looks like someone who otherwise would be working as a cashier at Kohls, but to each their own


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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1499 on: April 01, 2024, 09:31:13 PM »
ngl I’d keep it tight for Cheryl Hines. Like that would be priority numero uno
she looks like someone who otherwise would be working as a cashier at Kohls, but to each their own

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