Signs of getting old

[yoga-like_abana]

have a good friend.. had two kiddos super happy but the wife wanted one more.. ended up having triplets 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I can remember Nebraska playing in a national championship game.

[Spracne]

4 seems excessive, over 4 is plain nuts

Agreed.

[steve dave]

The official number of kids ranges:

0 - Fine and normal

1 - WEIRDOVILLE! Absolutely not. This is the second worst category to find yourself in

2 or 3 - 100% USA approved family right here folks. Hotdog grill out youth sports actionville.

4 - Whoa, you guys really got after it with the kids! haha, just kidding. It's really cool, great family there. Is it Trystin or Brystin that's the middle one? I mean the younger middle one, haha. Anyway, I know you're busy so....

5+ - wtf is going on here? duggar family on the corner has their entire passel of kids on the lawn in their homemade dresses and matching outfits getting into their 7 row nissan shuttle van to go to the park. the oldest daughter is the pseudo-mom to the entire bunch because dad won't get off of the actual mom. vagina is a clown car over here folks. 

[Cartierfor3]

I have friends with like 5 biological kids and usually they foster 1 or 2 at any given time. Great humans.

[star seed 7]

Being weird doesn't make you evil cf3

[CNS]

If you have 4 kids and decide you want to try for more, you should have to pass a psychological screening(which you won't pass because that is rough ridin' crazy) and have to get someone to vouch for you.  Maybe pass a super hard credit check or something. 

[CNS]

Is that 4 kids by 3 different women?!

Just 2 different women!

4 kids and two wives.  BYU fandom confirmed.

[Brock Landers]

Is that 4 kids by 3 different women?!

Just 2 different women!

4 kids and two wives.  BYU fandom confirmed.

Too much poking, not enough soaking.

[steve dave]

I have friends with like 5 biological kids and usually they foster 1 or 2 at any given time. Great humans.

I have a friend that is exactly this person! Also just adopted one of their foster children. Very great human being. Also very weird.

[Shooter Jones]

A week of significantly increased pain and think I have Thoracic Outlet Syndrome, or I maybe I'm on the verge of a heart attack.

Not completely sure but will probably head in if I'm not feeling 100 some time next week.

[wetwillie]

The official number of kids ranges:

0 - Fine and normal

1 - WEIRDOVILLE! Absolutely not. This is the second worst category to find yourself in

2 or 3 - 100% USA approved family right here folks. Hotdog grill out youth sports actionville.

4 - Whoa, you guys really got after it with the kids! haha, just kidding. It's really cool, great family there. Is it Trystin or Brystin that's the middle one? I mean the younger middle one, haha. Anyway, I know you're busy so....

5+ - wtf is going on here? duggar family on the corner has their entire passel of kids on the lawn in their homemade dresses and matching outfits getting into their 7 row nissan shuttle van to go to the park. the oldest daughter is the pseudo-mom to the entire bunch because dad won't get off of the actual mom. vagina is a clown car over here folks. 

Perfect analysis, per usual.

[nicname]

We have 14, 2 and 8 months. Having 2 was a big positive for Mrs, Mr and 14. Once we knew 2 was coming we were def going for three.

Three is lil miss nicname and having a girl has definitely helped make me a better person.

[Cartierfor3]

We can't go out to eat as a family anymore tho. It's too expense.

[CNS]

We can't go out to eat as a family anymore tho. It's too expense.

/thread

[steve dave]

We can't go out to eat as a family anymore tho. It's too expense.

lil sd orders two orders of hard shell barbacoa tacos at chipotle (6 TACOS!) and the bill is like a fancy steak dinner at Outback!

[cfbandyman]

We can't go out to eat as a family anymore tho. It's too expense.

/thread

 

[steaksdime]

Just bought attachments for my leaf blower and hose so that I don't have to get on my roof to clean the gutters.

[Stupid Fitz]

Just bought attachments for my leaf blower and hose so that I don't have to get on my roof to clean the gutters.

bet you an internet dollar you get on your roof to clean your gutters anyway. Those things just blow the leaves right into the hole and clogs them. Good old man purchase though.

[cfbandyman]

Currently in Rome (brag) and earlier when I was walking around and it began to rain the sidewalk got a little slippery and nearly slipped.

Did I fall? No
Did I hurt my ankle/leg/hip? No
Did I hurt my shoulder even though I didn't use it to brace myself and I was nowhere near anything to even grab to brace myself. Yes. Somehow yes

[TheHamburglar]

Getting sick wipes me out. I used to be able to keep going just fine. Now when I get sick it’s body aches & drowsiness.

[TheHamburglar]

I always print off my tickets to events.

[DaBigTrain]

I always print off my tickets to events.

I'm sorry WUT

[DaBigTrain]

Is this before or after you put on your velcro shoes?

[star seed 7]

Why would he put on shoes to print something?