Signs of getting old

[XocolateThundarr]

Someone made out with someone else’s mom on he VMA red carpet, I’ve never heard of any of these people, & I thought the VMAs got cancelled 10 years ago.

rough ridin' Yung Gravy and Addison Rae's mom, a culture vulture's dream

I like Yung Gravy and I am probably older than 95% of people on here.  Went to see him with my boys in ICT and had a pretty good time. 

[pissclams]

Had to trim ear hair for the first time this morning. 

I get a bunch of hair on that little lobe that sticks out on the front of your ear.

I found one solitary inch long hair in this spot last year. I was mortified.

i did too and I had a conversation about it with k-state’s favorite sports writer,  j-mart

[DreamWeaver69]

I’m in the Brewery District here in Columbus, OH for work and all I wanna do tonight is lay in a bed by myself and watch the Chiefs game on my laptop. I stocked a bar here in the room for the next 4 days.

[TheHamburglar]

My first thought when seeing this was “that poor kid” instead of “haha eff Mizzou”.

https://twitter.com/lebatardshow/status/1573758482154749952?s=21

[pissclams]

https://twitter.com/flghtchiatrist/status/1573133763164487680?s=21&t=aTg-a-1d2NcSQGqqJSM-VA

 

[pissclams]

from the comments lol
https://twitter.com/kin_withhissoul/status/1573368354945044481?s=21&t=aTg-a-1d2NcSQGqqJSM-VA

[star seed 7]

Lmao

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Look you guys I’m just going to say it, why should I call it a wallet instead of a billfold? You have an opportunity to be precise in your speech and your choose to be opaque. If something is a square I’m not going to call it a rectangle or a parallelogram you know what I mean?

[Institutional Control]

Look you guys I’m just going to say it, why should I call it a wallet instead of a billfold? You have an opportunity to be precise in your speech and your choose to be opaque. If something is a square I’m not going to call it a rectangle or a parallelogram you know what I mean?

I'll never go back to a billfold.

Team wallet.

[star seed 7]

I bet BAC keeps his "billfold" in his back pocket too lmao

[Institutional Control]

I bet BAC keeps his "billfold" in his back pocket too lmao

He should post that in the shame yourself thread.

[CNS]

My first thought when seeing this was “that poor kid” instead of “haha eff Mizzou”.

https://twitter.com/lebatardshow/status/1573758482154749952?s=21

This is a great one.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I bet BAC keeps his "billfold" in his back pocket too lmao

He should post that in the shame yourself thread.

left front pocket: keys
right front pocket: any reciepts, misc scraps of paper, and however many of those free mints i was able to grab on the way out after lunch
cellphone: belt, obvs.

so like, yeah, where else am i going to put it?

[Spracne]

I bet BAC keeps his "billfold" in his back pocket too lmao

He should post that in the shame yourself thread.

left front pocket: keys
right front pocket: any reciepts, misc scraps of paper, and however many of those free mints i was able to grab on the way out after lunch
cellphone: belt, obvs.

so like, yeah, where else am i going to put it?

Inside jacket pocket. I always keep my money close to my heart.

[chum1]

I went to a skatepark for the first time in 20 years and some old guys who happened to be there handed me these stickers.

[Spracne]

I went to a skatepark for the first time in 20 years and some old guys who happened to be there handed me these stickers.

Was this individual a prominent poster on this very blogspace?

[cfbandyman]

if it was #shutup&skateblueanaon then yes

[BIG APPLE CAT]

my motto in life has always been: if you don't skate then we can't date

and well i've made it this far

[yoga-like_abana]

Surprised everyone's wallet at this point doesn't also double as a phone case.

[kstate4life]

Surprised everyone's wallet at this point doesn't also double as a phone case.

This is the greatest invention ever and I have had the same one for 10 years now.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Slim-Clip-Double-Sided-Money-Clip-Black-Chrome/750268495?athcpid=750268495&athpgid=AthenaItempage&athcgid=null&athznid=si&athieid=v0&athstid=CS004&athguid=D82q094yDKpAWn3hnSLA5yRFbhEYr6WVI5Cj&athancid=null&athena=true

[star seed 7]

Surprised everyone's wallet at this point doesn't also double as a phone case.

Phone cases are for the weak

[Stupid Fitz]

Surprised everyone's wallet at this point doesn't also double as a phone case.

Phone cases are for the weak

The day I got my new "way more strong that the previous version" iPhone, I sat down on one of those really low beach lawn chairs in a friends driveway. The phone slowly slid out of my pocket and slid out the back of the chair from less than 1 foot off the ground. Cracked the back which is way more expensive to fix than the front. Amazon slim case FTW.

[star seed 7]

Sounds like an iPhone issue

[steve dave]

I have capsulitis of the second toe on my right foot. basically the joint where the base of the toe connects to my foot hurts when I walk or run. my second toe is the same length as my big toe but it's apparently most common if your second toe is longer than your big toe. I have new Hoka shoes that are supposed to be good for it. going to see if that makes it better but if not I'm going to go see a podiatrist. which seems like the oldest person doctor of all doctors.

[Kat Kid]

My second toe gets really bad bruising on the toenail and the last joint is kind of messed up from soccer. Now that I am playing regularly again has started happening again.