Jesus H. Christ himself signed to play QB at Kansas State as a part of that vaunted recruiting class of 18 A.D., but was ruled ineligible for taking gifts as a child. He would later enroll and take correspondence classes to solidify his qualifications as King of the Jews with a Theology Degree. In a dick move and attempt to be valedictorian, a Vandy transfer named Judas filed a formal complaint with the NCAA over the credibility of Christ's High School transcripts. Of course, nothing has changed as the NCAA clearinghouse took their sweet time to make a judgement and Christ was crucified before he could be awarded his degree. He was given one posthumously though. Unfortunately there is no record of this as the University maintains it's record retention policy of 1,980 years, so any and all record of this was recently destroyed. But I can tell you that a descendent of Christ, a Marionetta Christ, gave birth to her only son on October 7th, 1939, named Billy Dean Snyder, who grew up to become our current football coach. The proof of that is obvious in his ability to walk on water, bring things back from the dead, and resurrect anything he touches, including himself.
Check and mate Vandy. Just go back to your shanty's and turn down the volume on your 8tracks of Amy Grant singing Rocky Top. No body wants to hear that noise.
He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!
