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Re: The Masters
« Reply #325 on: May 17, 2024, 05:59:40 PM »
Didn't want to start a new thread, but 2024 Master's champ and total stud Scottie Scheffler got arrested en route to his round at the Player's this morning. He proceeded to get out and shoot a round of -5 today.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #326 on: May 17, 2024, 06:10:29 PM »
Didn't want to start a new thread, but 2024 Master's champ and total stud Scottie Scheffler got arrested en route to his round at the Player's this morning. He proceeded to get out and shoot a round of -5 today.

https://x.com/JeffDarlington/status/1791417323867283597

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #327 on: May 17, 2024, 06:49:14 PM »
Bro, he's the No. 1 golfer in the world, and he's come out against LIV. Put some respect on his name. And he likely lives within 2 miles of me.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #328 on: May 17, 2024, 07:30:26 PM »
Tiger even had better mug shots than these jokers
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #329 on: May 17, 2024, 07:41:28 PM »
Bro, he's the No. 1 golfer in the world, and he's come out against LIV. Put some respect on his name. And he likely lives within 2 miles of me.

He’s a grown ass man who chooses to go by Scotty, I believe I put the appropriate amount of respect on his name

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2024, 08:59:04 AM »
I used to enjoy volunteering at Valhalla events. Missed this one as I was in Louisiana at the time of registration and didn't know I'd be here. Unfortunately, I don't think Louisville will be hosting again after this crap show.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #331 on: May 18, 2024, 12:26:58 PM »
My theory is that nobody gaf about the PGA Championship (it’s without question the least major of the four) so they ran a little false flag psyop to drum up interest. Appears to have worked like a charm

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #332 on: April 10, 2025, 04:15:18 PM »
Pulling for Fred Couples to make the cut.  Justin Rose is dialed.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #333 on: April 11, 2025, 08:11:24 AM »
Pulling for Fred Couples to make the cut.  Justin Rose is dialed.

That eagle he had was pretty fun
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #335 on: April 11, 2025, 10:25:58 PM »
Guys they have silly sandwiches, a tradition unlike any other
Michigancat, respectfully, you are a dipshit who everyone hates and should shut up before I punch you in the face


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #336 on: April 11, 2025, 10:41:06 PM »
Guys they have silly sandwiches, a tradition unlike any other
Michigancat, respectfully, you are a dipshit who everyone hates and should shut up before I punch you in the face


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Sounds like someone slammed some Masters suds (that are the same price they were in 1997! Wow!)

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #337 on: April 11, 2025, 10:41:32 PM »
Is the Masters rap guy back? What an event

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #338 on: April 12, 2025, 12:46:56 AM »
Guys they have silly sandwiches, a tradition unlike any other
Michigancat, respectfully, you are a dipshit who everyone hates and should shut up before I punch you in the face


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Sounds like someone slammed some Masters suds (that are the same price they were in 1997! Wow!)
Pft, this is the guy that couldn't stop raving about the melon baller cocktails at the US Open.  :rolleyes: It's garnished with honeydew melon shaped to look like tennis balls you guys!  :jerk:

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #339 on: April 12, 2025, 06:29:11 AM »
Guys they have silly sandwiches, a tradition unlike any other
Michigancat, respectfully, you are a dipshit who everyone hates and should shut up before I punch you in the face


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Sounds like someone slammed some Masters suds (that are the same price they were in 1997! Wow!)
Pft, this is the guy that couldn't stop raving about the melon baller cocktails at the US Open.  :rolleyes: It's garnished with honeydew melon shaped to look like tennis balls you guys!  :jerk:

You are referring to the absolutely silly "honey deuce", which has so many layers of puns that it couldn't be any cornier.

Unless it was a cheese sandwich that is 99%  mayonnaise and has been the same price since blacks were allowed to play! lmao

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #340 on: April 12, 2025, 08:21:55 AM »
:popcorn:
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #341 on: April 12, 2025, 09:39:35 AM »
They let women play in a tournament at the course now and Rusty still wants to take shots at the club, smdh.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #342 on: April 12, 2025, 10:01:54 AM »
They let women play in a tournament at the course now and Rusty still wants to take shots at the club, smdh.

Luckily we have quaint special concession stands to remind us of simpler times when golfers were men and men were white.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #343 on: April 12, 2025, 11:24:00 AM »
Classic Michigan contrarian cat right here.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #344 on: April 12, 2025, 01:59:29 PM »
Just turned it on
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #345 on: April 12, 2025, 02:56:09 PM »
Rory unleashing his BBCs on the unsuspecting field today.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #346 on: April 12, 2025, 06:02:38 PM »
Tomorrow is gonna be awesome
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Re: The Masters
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #348 on: April 13, 2025, 12:58:28 PM »
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #349 on: April 13, 2025, 05:22:38 PM »
I'm having fun watching this adult cocomelon episode
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