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Title: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 05, 2017, 08:22:43 PM
Is D.J. going to play? :pray: :ohno:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2017, 09:03:12 PM
#TeamSpieth
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 05, 2017, 09:10:45 PM
Team DJamer for obvious reasons
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 05, 2017, 09:33:15 PM
Rory.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 05, 2017, 09:34:39 PM
Or Rickie.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2017, 10:21:03 PM
Team DJamer for obvious reasons
I like him too, friend. Great story!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 05, 2017, 10:24:41 PM
Team DJamer for obvious reasons
I like him too, friend. Great story!
Yeah. As soon as I found out. He became my all time favorite.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2017, 10:30:45 PM
Good looking stud, with a great looking stud ending.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2017, 10:33:56 PM
FTR, this is the weekend pops and I golf in the morning and watch the masters in the afternoon all weekend. Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 05, 2017, 10:35:57 PM
You lucky sob haha

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 09:09:09 AM
 :D :thumbs:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: cfbandyman on April 06, 2017, 09:50:48 AM
Masters, man
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 01:13:23 PM
DJamer had to withdraw after the first tee.  :frown:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 06, 2017, 01:19:32 PM
DJamer had to withdraw after the first tee.  :frown:

Darn.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: CHONGS on April 06, 2017, 01:19:37 PM
Stairs are tricky
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2017, 01:44:15 PM
golf isn't a sport. should move this thread to the pit, where it belongs
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kim carnes on April 06, 2017, 01:48:12 PM
golf isn't a sport. should move this thread to the pit, where it belongs

It's not a sport, it's the sport
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 01:49:07 PM
Thee hardest sport out there.  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 06, 2017, 01:58:52 PM
See you at the Berkman
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 06, 2017, 02:01:08 PM
Stairs are tricky
I hope it wasn't a relapse. That was my first thought :(
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
Nah man, he's just hurt.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2017, 02:22:36 PM
not a sport

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 06, 2017, 02:27:31 PM
how does one define sport
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2017, 02:35:22 PM
how does one define sport

something that athletes compete against each other in
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 02:40:52 PM
I could post a pick of tractor trailer, Prince Fielder, Vince Wilfork, and your claim would stand the same. Most elite  golfers these days look like what Tiger looked like in his prime. The skill it takes to play golf rivals baseball, but like 10X harder.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 06, 2017, 02:55:44 PM
Nah man, he's just hurt.
From falling down the stairs. How often does one do that sober in the peak of their life?

It just worried me. That's coming from a guy who has taken his fair share of falls under the influence.

I hope it was just a mishap.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2017, 02:56:57 PM
I've fallen down the stairs sober quite a few times. Comes with the territory of being tall and gangly.  :D
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 06, 2017, 03:28:40 PM
Hahaha ok man. I guess it does happen.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 06, 2017, 03:35:46 PM
DJamer had to withdraw after the first tee.  :frown:

Wait, I was told it was before the first tee after a couple practice hacks?

My question is, do I get my money back on any online bets if he never plays the tourney? (I understand I would lose the money if he takes even a single stroke and then withdraws).
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 06, 2017, 05:52:52 PM
Vegas isn't returning crap Shooter. I'm hearing some online and overseas are.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on April 06, 2017, 06:24:01 PM
still not a sport
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 06, 2017, 07:48:48 PM
Vegas isn't returning crap Shooter. I'm hearing some online and overseas are.

Yup, Bovada gave me "credits" back for a void bet. Good enough.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 07, 2017, 12:29:32 PM
Oh man... :D

https://twitter.com/College_Golfers/status/850398250179985409
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 07, 2017, 12:54:07 PM
Hahahaha
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 07, 2017, 01:13:29 PM
I get that he probably wouldn't have won, but the whole mentality of skipping The Masters because your back is a little sore is just baffling to me.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 07, 2017, 01:16:22 PM
The way a guy like Johnson swings, compensating for an injury like that could mess up his swing for a long time and/or possibly cause a much worse injury.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kim carnes on April 07, 2017, 01:19:03 PM
I get that he probably wouldn't have won, but the whole mentality of skipping The Masters because your back is a little sore is just baffling to me.

How do you know how sore his back is???
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 07, 2017, 01:19:50 PM
Yeah. He said in his interview the crappy thing is that he knows he will be fine in a few days.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 08, 2017, 08:10:52 PM
Setting up to be the best sunday in augusta since ______?

*My lifetime
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 09, 2017, 11:57:16 AM
Just made pimento and cheese. My annual tradition for Masters Sunday.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 09, 2017, 12:29:48 PM
Is Tiger playing this year?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 09, 2017, 12:36:27 PM
Is Tiger playing this year?

I think he's paired with DJamer today.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 09, 2017, 01:41:53 PM
Lawl
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 09, 2017, 04:14:02 PM
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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 09, 2017, 04:22:03 PM
Nah man, he's just hurt.
From falling down the stairs. How often does one do that sober in the peak of their life?

It just worried me. That's coming from a guy who has taken his fair share of falls under the influence.

I hope it was just a mishap.

Sdk antibrag
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: SdK on April 09, 2017, 05:25:41 PM
Nah man, he's just hurt.
From falling down the stairs. How often does one do that sober in the peak of their life?

It just worried me. That's coming from a guy who has taken his fair share of falls under the influence.

I hope it was just a mishap.

Sdk antibrag
Not at all. Just have an intimate knowledge about the life. I'd rather not have any insight about it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 09, 2017, 06:10:19 PM
I swear that putt Rose had is the same putt that was to decide the masters several times in the last several years and everyone reads break and it never breaks.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 09, 2017, 06:34:46 PM
Also, Kuchar autographing his ace and giving it to that kid was  :thumbs:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 09, 2017, 09:56:43 PM
i never really liked sergio (cause he's mexican) but it's nice to see him win, well deserved
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 09, 2017, 10:04:18 PM
I liked when García made that dumb (racist?) comment about serving Tiger fried chicken. And now the media is eager to ascribe Sergio's, uh, eccentricities to so-called "Spanish Heat" (also maybe racist?).

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 09, 2017, 11:55:13 PM
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 10, 2017, 12:19:18 AM
 :dunno:

why is anything a big deal?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 10, 2017, 12:30:37 AM
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?

Consequently we rejoice, having to construct something
Upon which to rejoice.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Kat Kid on April 10, 2017, 12:42:03 AM
I liked when García made that dumb (racist?) comment about serving Tiger fried chicken. And now the media is eager to ascribe Sergio's, uh, eccentricities to so-called "Spanish Heat" (also maybe racist?).

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Wasn't that Fuzzy Zoeller or did I miss some golf news because I never pay attention to it until the Master's commercials are on and then I think I will watch it but never actually do.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 10, 2017, 12:45:10 AM
I liked when García made that dumb (racist?) comment about serving Tiger fried chicken. And now the media is eager to ascribe Sergio's, uh, eccentricities to so-called "Spanish Heat" (also maybe racist?).

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Wasn't that Fuzzy Zoeller or did I miss some golf news because I never pay attention to it until the Master's commercials are on and then I think I will watch it but never actually do.

I can't speak to Fuzzy, but my memory is not fuzzy re: Sergio's comments. Just Google "Sergio Garcia Tiger Woods Fried Chicken," and there are plenty of contemporary stories from a few years ago.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 10, 2017, 06:41:22 AM
Sergio is kind of like golf's oscar Weber: http://www.golf.com/ap-news/garcia-im-not-capable-winning-major
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 11, 2017, 10:26:10 PM
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?

Seriously?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 02, 2018, 04:40:20 PM
I cannot wait for this Thursday. It's gonna be awesome. Dad and I are watching it Saturday together and grilling at my house while PAK'ing our faces off.  :cheers:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mhkpasa on April 02, 2018, 04:49:49 PM
https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/980902245427568640
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 02, 2018, 04:53:06 PM
Saw that. Pretty awesome.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 02, 2018, 05:07:14 PM
TIGER


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: cfbandyman on April 02, 2018, 05:20:54 PM
Much like opening day, the Master's is another signal of the return of (hopefully) nicer weather and I look forward to it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 02, 2018, 10:53:46 PM
https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/980902245427568640

 :surprised:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 02, 2018, 11:44:00 PM
ill flip it on around the back nine on sunday, hopefully eldrick is there to greet me
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 04, 2018, 03:22:28 PM
Some guy just Martin Gramatica'd himself celebrating a hole in one on the par 3 course today. Broke his ankle or sprained it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 04, 2018, 04:34:32 PM
https://twitter.com/RollieDingers/status/981627152318820353
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 04, 2018, 04:44:00 PM
Amazing that he dislocated it, popped it back in, and finished the round. Gotta imagine that's gonna swell a bunch between now and the morning, but joints r weird.

Kansas's own Tom Watson shattered the record for oldest dude to win the par 3 contest, and Jack Nicklaus's grandson made a hole-in-one on his only shot at the ninth. Pretty amazing stuff, fellow golf enthusiasts!

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 04, 2018, 04:47:17 PM
Yes, all great stuff. There's no way that guy plays tomorrow, right? My buddy who has ankle problems said the same thing, spracs. Hard to watch that.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 04, 2018, 04:52:26 PM
I'm not a doctor, but yeah, the soft tissue around that ankle is going to be pissed the eff off. Since this is his first Masters, he might try to give it a go, but look for him to DNF, or at the very least miss the cut...

...unless the Magic of the Masters takes over and turns this into a story for the ages! You simply never know what's in store in early April at Augusta...

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 04, 2018, 06:28:59 PM
Who you guys got in this thing?

Bubba seems back on his game. JT has been lighting it up.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 04, 2018, 08:18:16 PM
Who you guys got in this thing?

Bubba seems back on his game. JT has been lighting it up.

TIGER


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 04, 2018, 08:19:30 PM
Tiger
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 04, 2018, 08:50:51 PM
1. Spieth
2. Tiger
3. Fowler
4. Kuchar
5. 'Merica!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 04, 2018, 08:52:45 PM
I'm not a doctor, but yeah, the soft tissue around that ankle is going to be pissed the eff off. Since this is his first Masters, he might try to give it a go, but look for him to DNF, or at the very least miss the cut...

...unless the Magic of the Masters takes over and turns this into a story for the ages! You simply never know what's in store in early April at Augusta...

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Poor guy was looking back at his kids to come party and that happened. That really sucks.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Cire on April 05, 2018, 08:20:16 AM
Man that really sucks.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 05, 2018, 09:07:29 AM
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/981893284246245376
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 05, 2018, 09:58:17 AM
his toes come out of the top of his foot  :sdeek:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 05, 2018, 10:35:50 AM
1. Spieth
2. Tiger
3. Fowler going into Sunday, but will flop like he always does on the weekend and finish around 20th.
4. Kuchar
5. 'Merica!

God I love him, but outside of one awesome Sunday performance (the Players a few years ago), Rickie almost always falls apart on the weekends. Hoping that will change.

And I see both Bubba and Phil up there with how well they're playing and the success they've had here. A Phil/Tiger final pairing on Sunday would be amaze, though.

Bubba, Phil, Tiger, JT, and Sergio will be the top 5ish. Who wins is whoever has the biggest sack on Sunday.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 05, 2018, 10:38:13 AM
based on what I'm seeing on twitter, the Masters is basically the fun police. No shouting hilarious stuff.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 10:54:53 AM
It's the Masters, dude! Would you let your kids run wild while crushing Nattys while hanging out at Queen Elizabeth's house?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 05, 2018, 10:57:21 AM
It's the Masters, dude! Would you let your kids run wild while crushing Nattys while hanging out at Queen Elizabeth's house?

You're basically describing the revolutionary war, which we won, so hell yeah.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 11:00:33 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 05, 2018, 02:20:07 PM
Sergio

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 02:24:41 PM
 :emawkid:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Brock Landers on April 05, 2018, 02:40:34 PM
based on what I'm seeing on twitter, the Masters is basically the fun police. No shouting hilarious stuff.

Yeah I saw they put Dilly Dilly at the very top of the list of banned phrases which is probably where it belongs.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 05, 2018, 02:41:10 PM
lol that finau is -3 right now
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 05, 2018, 03:01:47 PM
Sergio

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Yeah. Holy crap.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mhkpasa on April 05, 2018, 03:37:38 PM
https://twitter.com/NickBromberg/status/981977979101286400
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 06:10:53 PM
1. Spieth
2. Tiger
3. Fowler
4. Kuchar
5. 'Merica!
#MyGuys! :love:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 05, 2018, 06:13:09 PM
Spieth I guess is my distant second choice to win I guess :-(


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 05, 2018, 06:37:00 PM
 :zzz:

lock the thread until next year
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 07:07:43 PM
Spieth is our best shot at the next Tiger. Tiger is only 7 back. Have faith, guys!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 05, 2018, 07:18:40 PM
Love Spieth (obvs), but he's no Tiger.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 07:37:18 PM
He's super adorbs tho and I love his story, so let me grasp at straws here, spracattack! :cheers: #HornsUp
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 05, 2018, 07:38:56 PM
Tigers got em right where he wants them.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 07:40:44 PM
He's gonna prowl for sure. He had an off round and still made it serviceable. Golf needs him in contention on Sunday.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 05, 2018, 07:42:18 PM
In 2015, I was ready to believe. And obvs I'm a huge Spieth fan (#TexasFight). A win this weekend would go a long way towards him recapturing my adoration. But Tiger changed the game. So many of these young studs wouldn't be around but for Tiger. There's too much parity (talent and skill) for someone to ever be as dominant as Tiger was. I'd love to be proven wrong about that.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 07:49:17 PM
All true. I was hoping he could help make the game more diverse, but you can only do so much as a legend. After Mrs wacky worked for Under Armour golf for a few years, I was all in on Spieth. I have so much Under Armour golf gear now. He's a saint IRL too.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 05, 2018, 07:53:31 PM
I'm just happy that it appears at least one of my two favs should be competing. I'm looking forward to many hours of Augusta porn this weekend.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 05, 2018, 07:59:41 PM
if li haotong has a solid 2nd round i might have to care again.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 05, 2018, 08:02:08 PM
VJ Singh is like 60 and is going to make the cut prolly
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 08:05:19 PM
I'm just happy that it appears at least one of my two favs should be competing. I'm looking forward to many hours of Augusta porn this weekend.

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:thumbs:
VJ Singh is like 60 and is going to make the cut prolly
Love these stories. He obviously knows the course well. Watson made a run a few years ago too. Also related to him..... JK :ROFL:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 05, 2018, 08:13:02 PM
Finau being at the top of the leaderboard one day removed from suffering the effects of a Jack Krap crossover is a good storyline, too.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2018, 08:26:14 PM
 :lol: Yes, pretty awesome!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 05, 2018, 09:04:58 PM
What kind of a dickwad isn't rooting for kuchar????
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 06, 2018, 09:32:41 AM
He's super adorbs tho and I love his story, so let me grasp at straws here, spracattack! :cheers: #HornsUp

100% not trying to start crap, but what about his story is there to love? Private school, country club raised, golf pro dad (or is that JT?), best instructors/coaches his whole life, etc., right? I'm genuinely curious.

Think there are a lot of better stories with guys like Bubba, Rickie, Kuch, even Tiger. But admittedly don't know a ton about Spieth.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2018, 09:53:11 AM
How close he is with his sister and all the things he does for her. She's special needs. Also, his caddy is pretty much a guy he played a pick up game with at his country club. I love their relationship. Obviously there's bigger stories out there, I listed rickie and kuch, and tiger as guys I was rooting for too.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2018, 09:54:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKDAfsbQXM
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 06, 2018, 09:55:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOcGVx4MPiA
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 06, 2018, 10:06:21 AM
I like that too. Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: meow meow on April 06, 2018, 10:31:42 AM
his caddie was teaching math, now has over 5 mill in the bank, pretty fun
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Powercat Posse on April 06, 2018, 09:21:05 PM
I know there are a lot of Tiger fans out there, and him being a good golfer is definitely good for golf....

But predictions of hopes that Tiger was gonna win this weekend or finish Top 5 were little premature.  Yes it could have happened, but the realistic odds were not good.  He's not back yet. 
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 07, 2018, 07:40:32 AM
He's super adorbs tho and I love his story, so let me grasp at straws here, spracattack! :cheers: #HornsUp

100% not trying to start crap, but what about his story is there to love? Private school, country club raised, golf pro dad (or is that JT?), best instructors/coaches his whole life, etc., right? I'm genuinely curious.

Think there are a lot of better stories with guys like Bubba, Rickie, Kuch, even Tiger. But admittedly don't know a ton about Spieth.

You think Tiger's childhood story is better than Spieth's????
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 07, 2018, 10:41:29 AM
Is this golf tournament the most special because the club hated women and blacks the longest?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 07, 2018, 10:44:52 AM
if you were a hole at Augusta it would be #15 for sure
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 07, 2018, 10:48:34 AM
if you were a hole at Augusta it would be #15 for sure
Do I have a cute sentimental name like "hallelujah hill" or "sweet Jesus water hole"?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 07, 2018, 10:52:06 AM
if you were a hole at Augusta it would be #15 for sure

Correct.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2018, 02:06:51 PM
if you were a hole at Augusta it would be #15 for sure
Do I have a cute sentimental name like "hallelujah hill" or "sweet Jesus water hole"?
Fire Thorn, actually. Probs the most BA hole name.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2018, 02:08:20 PM
Fire Thorn hangs out with NuLogo and has many elaborate tribal tats. You're in good company.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 07, 2018, 02:10:05 PM
Fire Thorn hangs out with NuLogo and has many elaborate tribal tats. You're in good company.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 07, 2018, 02:12:12 PM
Is this golf tournament the most special because the club hated women and blacks the longest?

eff off Krusty!


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 07, 2018, 03:24:15 PM
This Patrick Reed guy looks like a gigantic douche hole
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 07, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Tommy Fleetwood rockets into my awareness
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 07, 2018, 10:26:35 PM
This Patrick Reed guy looks like a gigantic douche hole
so edgy
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 07, 2018, 10:31:20 PM
Augusta is the prettiest thing on earth and ppl live their whole lives wanting to to touch it. Leave your douchey politics out of this amazing piece of earth, Mich.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2018, 10:42:54 PM
There is no black or white... only green...in April... at Augusta.......

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 07, 2018, 11:59:38 PM
The Azalias  :love:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 08, 2018, 12:00:10 AM
Augusta is the prettiest thing on earth and ppl live their whole lives wanting to to touch it. Leave your douchey politics out of this amazing piece of earth, Mich.
It's a golf course, there's like a million of them
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 12:01:19 AM
It's the Mecca, bub
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 08, 2018, 09:15:22 AM
"It's a painting, there are a million of them."

- Whitebread in the Louvre, probably
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 08, 2018, 12:35:27 PM
Why do we not like Reed?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 08, 2018, 12:36:16 PM
I think because he's fat but not funny.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 12:37:30 PM
Why do we not like Reed?
His arms flail around when he walks and he looks like he puts ranch dressing on everything
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 12:42:23 PM
Image shaming. SMDH.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 08, 2018, 12:48:41 PM
On the one hand yes he has a gross double chin which makes me want to puke but he did show up huge at the Ryder Cup for the US
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2018, 12:53:03 PM
im on the fence until he chain smokes heaters and drinks diet coke on the course
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 08, 2018, 12:54:46 PM
im on the fence until he chain smokes heaters and drinks diet coke on the course

If even one of these guys sparks a dart on the course I'd instantly be down.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 01:25:18 PM
Rory is such a d bag. I'm happy his girlfriend dumped him just to eventually get pounded by JJ Watt. :love:p
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 08, 2018, 01:27:48 PM
Why do we not like Reed?

He was accused of cheating in college
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: bucket on April 08, 2018, 01:29:36 PM
Rory is such a d bag. I'm happy his girlfriend dumped him just to eventually get pounded by JJ Watt. :love:p

Is this because he called for cutting off alcohol sales at golf events?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 01:32:46 PM
He's a pompous wanker. That's why! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 08, 2018, 01:36:35 PM
Why do we not like Reed?

He was accused of cheating in college

like, on his lady or at golf?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2018, 01:39:01 PM
did i fist pump my ass off and scream tigers back! when he eagled 15? yes i did.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 01:42:09 PM
Haha Rory! You stupid idiot!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 01:54:17 PM
I love LOVE Rickie's pants game but idk if he has ever won anything. Kinda losery imo
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 02:06:21 PM
crap!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: The Big Train on April 08, 2018, 02:14:42 PM
Rory mumped that up so badly. Could have tied it up after only 2 holes.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2018, 02:21:43 PM
I love LOVE Rickie's pants game but idk if he has ever won anything. Kinda losery imo

Needs a neck tattoo IMO
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 08, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Why do we not like Reed?

He was accused of cheating in college

like, on his lady or at golf?

I think golf, and maybe on a test or something. I don't think his teammates liked him.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 08, 2018, 04:29:52 PM
http://www.11alive.com/mobile/article/news/why-uga-fans-really-dont-like-golfer-patrick-reed/93-536213819
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
Spieth is a machine today
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 04:39:11 PM
http://www.11alive.com/mobile/article/news/why-uga-fans-really-dont-like-golfer-patrick-reed/93-536213819
Knew it
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 04:40:47 PM
This Rahm guy is also a little lumpy but does not look like a douche hole
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 08, 2018, 04:48:54 PM
if you were a hole at Augusta it would be #15 for sure

#13
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 05:30:09 PM
I love LOVE Rickie's pants game but idk if he has ever won anything. Kinda losery imo

Needs a neck tattoo IMO

No
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2018, 05:40:25 PM
Gross
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2018, 05:42:17 PM
I dunno if some frumpy kid named Patrick can win a major surely tiger can get a few more.   
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2018, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: mocat link=topic=392h07.msg1823818#msg1823818 date=1523223647
This Rahm guy is also a little lumpy but does not look like a douche hole
him acting like a lil bitch the last 3 holes did not help me in wanting him to win.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2018, 10:00:48 AM
Damn

https://twitter.com/GOLF_com/status/983178962498150403
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mhkpasa on April 09, 2018, 11:09:42 AM
That wife is looking really suspect right now, brushed up on that family dynamic this morning.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 09, 2018, 12:06:17 PM
so this is the new michael jordan of the sport?

(https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn-s3.si.com%2Fimages%2FGettyImages-934847346.jpg&w=700&q=85)
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 09, 2018, 12:26:42 PM
Poor fat bastard is going to get bled dry by that bitch and then divorce raped when the money dries up.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2018, 01:01:41 PM
Yeah, that read was kind of depressing. Also mich, he's good, but he's no Michael Jordan of golf. That's Spieth!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2018, 01:09:15 PM
he's extremely unlikable. even his fistpumps made me cringe
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kso_FAN on April 09, 2018, 01:13:17 PM
I'm not a fan.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2018, 01:22:20 PM
Every sport needs a William Zabka.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 09, 2018, 01:40:02 PM
Yeah, that read was kind of depressing. Also mich, he's good, but he's no Michael Jordan of golf. That's Spieth!
Sorry, if Speith can't win the hardest tournament he's not the best player
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: meow meow on April 09, 2018, 02:15:26 PM
he has won the masters tho
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Skipper44 on April 09, 2018, 02:54:28 PM
I think this is more like if Karl Malone had won a championship
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2018, 03:07:32 PM
It felt like Dennis Rodman won it all last year when Sergio won it. Dirty Spaniard.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2018, 04:19:21 PM
I think this is more like if Karl Malone had won a championship

Adam Morrison
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: ChiComCat on April 09, 2018, 04:21:54 PM
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2018, 04:24:15 PM
It felt like Dennis Rodman won it all last year when Sergio won it. Dirty Spaniard.

the worm has 5 rings dude
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mhkpasa on April 09, 2018, 04:46:38 PM
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.

Please enlighten me. Here is what i read: Parents suggested not getting married at 22 ? He cut off contact. They haven't spoken in 6 years. Parents haven't met both of his children. I get the 'hit piece' was from the parents' side of things, but what would make the wife call them 'sick human beings who need help'?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2018, 04:55:52 PM
It felt like Dennis Rodman won it all last year when Sergio won it. Dirty Spaniard.

the worm has 5 rings dude
I was just commenting on the grossness.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: ChiComCat on April 09, 2018, 05:00:48 PM
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.

Please enlighten me. Here is what i read: Parents suggested not getting married at 22 ? He cut off contact. They haven't spoken in 6 years. Parents haven't met both of his children. I get the 'hit piece' was from the parents' side of things, but what would make the wife call them 'sick human beings who need help'?

I don't know the whole story but I doubt he cut off contact from that whole side of his family forever because his parents asked him to "slow down."  I doubt the wife is calling them "sick human beings" because of that either (I could be wrong though!).  What I do know is that his parents are taking what should be one of the happiest times of his life and publicly shitting on him, his wife, and her family.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: mhkpasa on April 09, 2018, 06:45:28 PM
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.

Please enlighten me. Here is what i read: Parents suggested not getting married at 22 ? He cut off contact. They haven't spoken in 6 years. Parents haven't met both of his children. I get the 'hit piece' was from the parents' side of things, but what would make the wife call them 'sick human beings who need help'?

I don't know the whole story but I doubt he cut off contact from that whole side of his family forever because his parents asked him to "slow down."  I doubt the wife is calling them "sick human beings" because of that either (I could be wrong though!).  What I do know is that his parents are taking what should be one of the happiest times of his life and publicly shitting on him, his wife, and her family.

I agree that the timing is pretty shitty.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 09, 2018, 08:59:39 PM
I think this is more like if Karl Malone had won a championship

Glenn Davis
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 15, 2018, 04:01:07 PM
What a dumb b
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 10, 2019, 08:36:51 AM
 https://twitter.com/riggsbarstool/status/1115687481205243905?s=21


Let’s get this masters week started!  Looks like Phil has some scratch ready for side bets.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 10, 2019, 11:59:31 PM
i'm really looking forward to adam scott this week






















 :lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2019, 12:36:46 PM
 :Chirp:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 11, 2019, 03:09:34 PM
Hey I love bald asians too guy(s), its just that Myiagi was my favorite
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 11, 2019, 03:37:41 PM
You would have loved Isao Aoki and Jumbo Ozaki, they were great
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 11, 2019, 03:44:54 PM
weird posts, but expected from one of the oldest fartiest posters on goEMAW. :cyclist:

is there anything more beta and less american than hating on the most dominating player in golf history?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2019, 03:47:10 PM
I certainly can’t think of anything


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 11, 2019, 04:08:54 PM
Who hates Tiger, Strawberry?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 11, 2019, 04:12:09 PM
Word from Augusta today is Adam is the best looking, best smelling golfer on the course today, no surprise really
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 11, 2019, 05:16:09 PM
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 11, 2019, 06:54:54 PM
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.
He’s starting to become the Tom Brady of golf. He’s physically flawless and all he does is win the big game. It’s absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2019, 07:57:25 PM
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.

he's lebron james. could be elite at any sport. he's my second golf crush behind tiger.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 11, 2019, 08:03:35 PM
Phil posted -5(!)
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2019, 08:07:56 PM
Phil posted -5(!)

it's nuts that nobody on the planet even knew that because they turned it off after tiger's round ended. good for phil for sure.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 11, 2019, 09:27:01 PM
Rully, Rully tough conditions out there today, Jesus what a dork
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 11, 2019, 10:30:03 PM
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.

he's lebron james. could be elite at any sport. he's my second golf crush behind tiger.
Dude plays like 10 tourney’s a year. He’s hard to adapt to when he half asses it and still kills it. He’s like the Mike Trout of golf now.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 12, 2019, 12:23:36 AM
i like koepka because he doesn't give a eff. like he could care less about golf but he's so good he just does it for the money.
Title: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2019, 06:46:20 AM
i like koepka because he doesn't give a eff. like he could care less about golf but he's so good he just does it for the money.

Also his rippling muscles


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 12, 2019, 06:54:28 AM
good hair too
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2019, 01:15:19 PM
Danny Clinkscale just ruined the Masters for me. Today he said the birds you hear in the background or put in there by the studio. There's no way it's real, he said. Told the listeners to hear how consistent the same bird noise is every year.  :blindfold:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2019, 04:08:37 PM
Guys!!!!!!!  :excited: :Tiger:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2019, 04:15:14 PM
STORMS!


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2019, 04:22:24 PM
What a tease. Now he’s gotta overthink this put with the rain coming in slowing down the greens.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2019, 04:42:28 PM
 :bang:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
when your caddie has to hold an umbrella over you while you putt you need to delay this thing to tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 12, 2019, 05:06:31 PM
Danny Clinkscale just ruined the Masters for me. Today he said the birds you hear in the background or put in there by the studio. There's no way it's real, he said. Told the listeners to hear how consistent the same bird noise is every year.  :blindfold:

If you step outside, you will also probably notice that you hear the same consistent bird noises every year.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2019, 07:39:05 PM
I listened today. Clink is just a crazy old man, mad he never got to go there. He’s full of crap.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: IPA4Me on April 13, 2019, 06:15:17 AM
At one time, it was enhanced and they got crap on. It's my understanding that they removed the enhancement several years ago.

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2019, 11:24:04 AM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 13, 2019, 11:31:12 AM
Lol @ hefty lefty
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2019, 11:41:13 AM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 13, 2019, 11:46:08 AM
Arthritis is hell on the human body my goodness
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 13, 2019, 11:52:52 AM
He’s gonna channel his inner hammer today

https://youtu.be/IYI0bPnvzOY
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2019, 12:52:22 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today

I love it. Dads across the country are laughing their ass off about it and let them have that.


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2019, 12:58:11 PM
side note: I had a vendor offer me tickets to the Masters. I didn't reply to his email
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 13, 2019, 04:22:22 PM
get out of here michigancat!

asian and pacific islanders dominating the masters.

finau - tongan
schauffele - taiwanese
our guy - thai

 :love:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 13, 2019, 04:29:16 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwNaELOBAIm

adam scott  :lol: :lol: :lol:

is he going skydiving after the round? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2019, 04:37:03 PM
Guys


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 13, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
omg
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 13, 2019, 04:43:15 PM
TIGER ROAR
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 13, 2019, 04:44:23 PM
It’s moving day bitches!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 13, 2019, 04:53:07 PM
molinari just doesn't eff up does he :curse:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 13, 2019, 04:56:44 PM
Starting at 7:30 off both 1 and 10 with groups of 3 tomorrow :sdeek:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2019, 05:00:08 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today

I love it. Dads across the country are laughing their ass off about it and let them have that.


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Listen to this story, mich. :dropsmic: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/this-phil-mickelson-story-of-shutting-up-a-music-star-at-jordan-spieths-wedding-is-the-pinnacle-of-phil-being-phil/amp
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 13, 2019, 05:15:12 PM
molinari just doesn't eff up does he :curse:

 :angry:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2019, 05:27:02 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today

I love it. Dads across the country are laughing their ass off about it and let them have that.


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Listen to this story, mich. :dropsmic: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/this-phil-mickelson-story-of-shutting-up-a-music-star-at-jordan-spieths-wedding-is-the-pinnacle-of-phil-being-phil/amp
No
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 13, 2019, 06:32:32 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today

I love it. Dads across the country are laughing their ass off about it and let them have that.


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https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/1116303310221467649?s=19
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2019, 07:38:59 PM
 :curse: Go watch soccer, dork! :curse:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2019, 08:09:56 PM
lmao

https://twitter.com/philmickelson/status/1117096350519193601?s=21


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this is everyone's hero? sheesh, thank god the NBA Playoffs start today

I love it. Dads across the country are laughing their ass off about it and let them have that.


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https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/1116303310221467649?s=19

YES! I lmao at that Thursday.


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: bones129 on April 13, 2019, 10:38:32 PM
Tiger may win.  :excited:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 02:44:43 AM
rusty can you just be a little supportive of this tournament? minorities are dominating it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 08:17:23 AM
I think molinaris bend but don't break prime Snyderish golf game is going to tilt me today. Tigers gonna need a special day.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 09:14:33 AM
 :driving:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 09:31:27 AM
I think molinaris bend but don't break prime Snyderish golf game is going to tilt me today. Tigers gonna need a special day.

 :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 09:37:42 AM
 :curse:

just screw up for once
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 09:52:26 AM
 :crossfingers:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 14, 2019, 10:00:51 AM
He’s just rough ridin' himself right now. Back to back mistakes
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 10:19:48 AM
i feel like frankie's losing it
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: chum1 on April 14, 2019, 11:02:17 AM
Who's the most Caucasian among the leaders? There's a guy named 'Brooks.' Gotta be Brooks, right?

LET'S GO BROOKS!!!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 14, 2019, 11:36:50 AM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 11:37:42 AM
💦💦💦💦💦
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 11:48:12 AM
 :excited:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 14, 2019, 11:53:54 AM
cantlay might make crap interesting
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 14, 2019, 12:00:23 PM


I was fist pumping


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 12:10:57 PM
cantlay might make crap interesting

Well that didn't last long. But it's pretty damn interesting right now.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 12:39:42 PM


I was fist pumping


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 :emawkid:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 14, 2019, 12:47:41 PM
guys


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 12:48:23 PM
Omg!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 01:08:19 PM
Btw guys how did Adam Scott end up?

 :lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 14, 2019, 01:08:19 PM
guys
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 14, 2019, 01:16:53 PM
omg omg omg
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 8manpick on April 14, 2019, 01:19:56 PM
It’s happening!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 01:22:14 PM
Bit of a sweat...
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 14, 2019, 01:25:16 PM
I thought for sure it was going in for an Ace on 16. That was vintage tiger.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 01:27:17 PM
I know some of you are interested, Adam Scott finished a respectable t18 shooting -6 for the tournament.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 14, 2019, 01:32:04 PM
omg, that skank troll in the black hat tho
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on April 14, 2019, 01:34:41 PM
Incredible. What a scene.


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on April 14, 2019, 01:40:43 PM
feeling nostalgic right now
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on April 14, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
golf, when somehow you were able to stay awake through a soccer game
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 14, 2019, 01:52:44 PM
I'm just so damn happy for him . . .
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 14, 2019, 02:09:20 PM
I had goosebumps.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: gatoveintisiete on April 14, 2019, 10:46:17 PM
Trump is very happy for his irl golfing bud  :cheers:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on November 09, 2020, 07:43:30 AM
it's time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTgiDXu9jDo
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2020, 07:55:56 AM
They are playing this thing in November? No one is going to watch it.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: ben ji on November 09, 2020, 09:16:09 AM
I wonder how they are going to handle all of the leaves? Like I'm sure it will be immaculate but I hope there are some LOL moments where a breeze knocks off a bunch of leaves onto the green while people are putting and like 10 maintenance guys sprint onto the green and pick up the leaves by hand or something.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: pissclams on November 09, 2020, 09:20:04 AM
probably wrong but i think a lot of trees around augusta are pines
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: kim carnes on November 09, 2020, 10:46:15 AM
The vibes are off
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: IPA4Me on November 09, 2020, 11:55:54 AM
probably wrong but i think a lot of trees around augusta are pines
Pretty good mix

https://twitter.com/TheMasters/status/1325531915491962881

https://twitter.com/TheMasters/status/1325777661604597761

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 09, 2020, 12:15:11 PM
why don't they just have this in Vegas or phoenix or something?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 09, 2020, 12:20:53 PM
mich, get outta here!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 09, 2020, 12:39:35 PM
My word!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2020, 12:44:07 PM
Golf is like the hobby sport to a hobby sport, the weekend ratings will be complete crap going against CFB and NFL
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 09, 2020, 12:50:17 PM
it's gonna be cold, just cancel it if you can't play it in phoenix. The NBA moved their entire season for Orlando for goodness sake
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 09, 2020, 12:50:45 PM
also what about the leaves OMG the leaves
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2020, 12:57:09 PM
Rusty you have no idea where the masters gets played do you?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on November 09, 2020, 12:58:08 PM
catlab!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 09, 2020, 01:11:02 PM
Rusty you have no idea where the masters gets played do you?

I'm assuming somewhere in the South because it's widely known as the most racist tournament in existence. Sometimes the south is cold in November and people were complaining about leaves so I'm assuming it would be cold.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2020, 01:15:49 PM
It’s 82 degrees in Augusta today and 59 in Phoenix lol
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 09, 2020, 01:17:45 PM
It’s 82 degrees in Augusta today and 59 in Phoenix lol

oh thank god hopefully these athletes don't run into any major leaf hazards
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 09, 2020, 01:39:09 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: GregKSU1027 on November 09, 2020, 01:49:59 PM
It’s 82 degrees in Augusta today and 59 in Phoenix lol

oh thank god hopefully these athletes don't run into any major leaf hazards
I for one can't believe the masters are played in Augusta, KS
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on November 12, 2020, 01:13:20 PM
Rusty you have no idea where the masters gets played do you?

I'm assuming somewhere in the South because it's widely known as the most racist tournament in existence. Sometimes the south is cold in November and people were complaining about leaves so I'm assuming it would be cold.

More reason to root for Tiger who is killing it :ksu:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 12, 2020, 01:24:16 PM
Augusta is simply amazing and Georgia is a blue state now, Rusty, so buzz off! :shakesfist: @michigancat
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: steve dave on November 12, 2020, 03:35:31 PM
Rusty you have no idea where the masters gets played do you?

I'm assuming somewhere in the South because it's widely known as the most racist tournament in existence. Sometimes the south is cold in November and people were complaining about leaves so I'm assuming it would be cold.

More reason to root for Tiger who is killing it :ksu:
YES!


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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on November 12, 2020, 03:37:46 PM
I've heard of Tiger, I hope he wins
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 12, 2020, 04:20:33 PM
https://twitter.com/grindcitymedia/status/1326987104694509570?s=20
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: stunted on November 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Adam Scott is doing well @gatoveintisiet although literally nobody else cares
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 13, 2020, 04:58:28 PM
https://twitter.com/chrisvernonshow/status/1327354675126022153?s=21
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 13, 2020, 05:01:07 PM
Forgot the cat’s have a bye week. This tournament now has my attention.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: IPA4Me on November 13, 2020, 05:05:24 PM
Full version. Day 2.

https://twitter.com/grindcitymedia/status/1327349685279928321?s=19

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Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 13, 2020, 05:54:43 PM
 :thumbs: Love it!
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 13, 2020, 05:56:53 PM
“Tony Finau, where is he now....?” :love: :lol:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on November 13, 2020, 05:59:43 PM
Lmao they didn’t even finish play today?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 13, 2020, 06:31:57 PM
Lmao they didn’t even finish play today?
They’ve been behind since the rain delay yesterday morning. It will catch up after the cuts.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 15, 2020, 11:39:12 AM
Lots of purple shirts on the course the last 2 days.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: cfbandyman on April 06, 2023, 09:57:19 AM
Let's warm this bitch back up
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Institutional Control on April 06, 2023, 11:08:14 AM
Golf fans.

https://twitter.com/_Carrotay/status/1643746468149465088?s=20
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 06, 2023, 11:09:05 AM
JFC, Steve ...
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 06, 2023, 11:37:51 AM
Let's warm this bitch back up

Tiger is gonna miss the cut
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 06, 2023, 11:44:06 AM
Is that dumb guy from Memphis rapping about this? Lmao what a dumb golf tournament
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 06, 2023, 11:48:55 AM
Let's warm this bitch back up

Tiger is gonna miss the cut

Should have taken the 1 billion to play on the Liv Tour
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 06, 2023, 11:51:03 AM


Lmao what a dumb golf tournament

I mean this is redundant but this one is especially dumb
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on April 07, 2023, 09:23:38 AM
Let's warm this bitch back up

Tiger is gonna miss the cut

Should have taken the 1 billion to play on the Liv Tour

He already has a billion.  I hope Keopka wins it for the LIV haters.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 07, 2023, 10:02:48 AM


Lmao what a dumb golf tournament

I mean this is redundant but this one is especially dumb

I absolutely love the Masters... but if there was a Family Guy episode where Peter said it's a dumb tourney that insists upon itself, I would laugh and not disagree.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: ThumbsUpGuy on April 07, 2023, 11:00:03 AM
(https://i.redd.it/y9956dlraira1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: MakeItRain on April 07, 2023, 11:34:52 AM
Golf fans.

https://twitter.com/_Carrotay/status/1643746468149465088?s=20

The eff?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: MakeItRain on April 07, 2023, 11:37:52 AM
(https://i.redd.it/y9956dlraira1.jpg)

The eff?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2023, 11:39:56 AM
The bots are taking over, MIR.

It's been nice knowing you, gentlemen ...
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 07, 2023, 12:22:03 PM
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2023, 12:36:21 PM
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 07, 2023, 12:48:48 PM
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.

 :cheers:

I'm not sure we have the same definition of "suck crap" in golf terms. But Tiger's career excellence probably brings that.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 07, 2023, 01:00:42 PM
Not making the cut = sucking crap
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on April 07, 2023, 01:42:38 PM
 :buh-bye:
Not making the cut = sucking crap

I think he'll make it. Just needs more birdies than bogies today.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 07, 2023, 01:51:34 PM
Just realized I was watching footage of his first round :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 07, 2023, 01:52:12 PM
Just realized I was watching footage of his first round :facepalm:

ESPN+ is a harsh mistress
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2023, 09:23:51 AM
JT dying so Tiger can live
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 08, 2023, 02:34:03 PM
I think Tiger could win more majors with a prosthetic.

Making the cut and falling off on Saturday/Sundays due to not being able to handle 3 and 4 days straight is probably the ceiling at this point.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 08, 2023, 03:24:38 PM
He can just use a cart and beat the eff out of the senior tour in a few years
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: cfbandyman on April 11, 2024, 09:06:54 AM
It's time folks
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: wetwillie on April 11, 2024, 09:23:19 AM
Meh
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 11, 2024, 09:43:25 AM
I'll probably have it on for a bit in the background
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 11, 2024, 11:16:44 AM
For those wondering, Tiger tees off at 2:54 PM.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 11, 2024, 11:37:59 AM
For those wondering, Tiger tees off at 2:54 PM.
What time zone?
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Spracne on April 11, 2024, 12:47:19 PM
For those wondering, Tiger tees off at 2:54 PM.
What time zone?

Yours.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 11, 2024, 04:29:00 PM
For those wondering, Tiger tees off at 2:54 PM.
What time zone?

Yours.

i don't know why, but this made me chuckle.
Title: Re: The Masters
Post by: michigancat on April 11, 2024, 06:57:44 PM
Guys they have silly sandwiches, a tradition unlike any other