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Re: The Masters
« Reply #300 on: April 06, 2023, 11:51:03 AM »


Lmao what a dumb golf tournament

I mean this is redundant but this one is especially dumb

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #301 on: April 07, 2023, 09:23:38 AM »
Let's warm this bitch back up

Tiger is gonna miss the cut

Should have taken the 1 billion to play on the Liv Tour

He already has a billion.  I hope Keopka wins it for the LIV haters.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #302 on: April 07, 2023, 10:02:48 AM »


Lmao what a dumb golf tournament

I mean this is redundant but this one is especially dumb

I absolutely love the Masters... but if there was a Family Guy episode where Peter said it's a dumb tourney that insists upon itself, I would laugh and not disagree.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #303 on: April 07, 2023, 11:00:03 AM »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #305 on: April 07, 2023, 11:37:52 AM »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #306 on: April 07, 2023, 11:39:56 AM »
The bots are taking over, MIR.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #307 on: April 07, 2023, 12:22:03 PM »
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #308 on: April 07, 2023, 12:36:21 PM »
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.

 :cheers:

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #309 on: April 07, 2023, 12:48:48 PM »
Watching Tiger suck crap is still more fun than watching these other dweebs play well.

 :cheers:

I'm not sure we have the same definition of "suck crap" in golf terms. But Tiger's career excellence probably brings that.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #310 on: April 07, 2023, 01:00:42 PM »
Not making the cut = sucking crap
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #311 on: April 07, 2023, 01:42:38 PM »
 :buh-bye:
Not making the cut = sucking crap

I think he'll make it. Just needs more birdies than bogies today.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #312 on: April 07, 2023, 01:51:34 PM »
Just realized I was watching footage of his first round :facepalm:
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #313 on: April 07, 2023, 01:52:12 PM »
Just realized I was watching footage of his first round :facepalm:

ESPN+ is a harsh mistress

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #314 on: April 08, 2023, 09:23:51 AM »
JT dying so Tiger can live
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #315 on: April 08, 2023, 02:34:03 PM »
I think Tiger could win more majors with a prosthetic.

Making the cut and falling off on Saturday/Sundays due to not being able to handle 3 and 4 days straight is probably the ceiling at this point.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #316 on: April 08, 2023, 03:24:38 PM »
He can just use a cart and beat the eff out of the senior tour in a few years
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