actually i have a great idea. why not make the border wall a game? have it become an obstacle course that challenges their physical strength and intelligence. think american gladiator meets japanese game show. and just to make sure not too many get in, the final round is who wants to be a millionaire (all the questions are in english, must win the game). and for the women - beauty pageant, run by trump.
imagine the money that would be generated if this was televised, plus those that make it across would definitely deserve it, even rednecks would think so.
sigh, one can dream.