Bros Icing Bros

[bakerman]

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave! 

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). 

ever use as a timer?

So you just run the microwave as your timer? Seems 1). unecessary when most microwaves have a timer function built in and 2). ridiculous to just run a microwave for no reason.

[Kat Kid]

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave! 

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). 

ever use as a timer?

So you just run the microwave as your timer? Seems 1). unecessary when most microwaves have a timer function built in and 2). ridiculous to just run a microwave for no reason.

You asked "are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it?"

[bakerman]

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave! 

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). 

ever use as a timer?

So you just run the microwave as your timer? Seems 1). unecessary when most microwaves have a timer function built in and 2). ridiculous to just run a microwave for no reason.

You asked "are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it?"

touche....

[Kat Kid]

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave! 

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). 

ever use as a timer?

So you just run the microwave as your timer? Seems 1). unecessary when most microwaves have a timer function built in and 2). ridiculous to just run a microwave for no reason.

You asked "are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it?"

touche....

I'm not dumb enough to use the microwave without looking and I have a watch so no I have no need to use it as a timer.  But we live in a world where people store their goddamn thermometers in their undies drawer.

[bakerman]

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave! 

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). 

ever use as a timer?

So you just run the microwave as your timer? Seems 1). unecessary when most microwaves have a timer function built in and 2). ridiculous to just run a microwave for no reason.

You asked "are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it?"

touche....

I'm not dumb enough to use the microwave without looking and I have a watch so no I have no need to use it as a timer.  But we live in a world where people store their goddamn thermometers in their undies drawer.

 

[ben ji]

Mark Cuban just became the biggest bro in the world by tweeting about icing someone.

[Pexikan]

I got off work in Manhattan and had to drive to 2 liquor stores since the first was out of Ice.  When I got home, I stashed Ices where I usually sit/go to the bathroom/sleep at home.  Learned a valuable lesson here, I shouldve bought 2 sixers.  The first one for Ice blocking, the second for Icing.  I also ran into Pexican and dropped one of these on him .  Notice how they spell pineapple.  Pexican was fortunate, not only was the flavor exotic because it was in Spanish, but it was also bold with the exclamation point.

Later Pexican took off and I was sitting in my usual seat on the couch, drinking with some bros pre-softball, Ice stashed snugly in my couch.  Pexican comes back and is trying to hand me a bag, and with it come an Ice.  I whip the ¡Pineapple! out from the coach and laugh as he drops to a knee.

Chicat, you have some serious payback headed your way. If I have to go kamikaze to ice you, so be it. 

[pike]

Within 20 minutes. Was hilarious!

This was me: 

[HeinBallz]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

[Pexikan]

Another block fm Chicat! At BWW, and I get the waiter to bring Chi a triple black...dude has an ice wrapped with suran wrap around his ankle! GODDAMIT!  I don't know who I'm messing with. This guy is un-fracking-believable!!

[krazykat]

Another block fm Chicat! At BWW, and I get the waiter to bring Chi a triple black...dude has an ice wrapped with suran wrap around his ankle! GODDAMIT!  I don't know who I'm messing with. This guy is un-fracking-believable!!

 

[pissclams]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both

Another block fm Chicat! At BWW, and I get the waiter to bring Chi a triple black...dude has an ice wrapped with suran wrap around his ankle! GODDAMIT!  I don't know who I'm messing with. This guy is un-fracking-believable!!

beautiful.  i walked around my BBQ last saturday with an ice stuck in a fanny pack and tucked inside my shirt for a couple hours waiting to get my block on.  no one iced me!

[CNS]

Another block fm Chicat! At BWW, and I get the waiter to bring Chi a triple black...dude has an ice wrapped with suran wrap around his ankle! GODDAMIT!  I don't know who I'm messing with. This guy is un-fracking-believable!!

This game has officially been taken to the next level.

Beautiful.

[Dugout DickStone]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both I believe.

[SkinnyBenny]

No, the person whose ice was attempted but blocked drinks their own ice.  That's the risk -- buy something that will be gross to your friends, then if it's blocked you have to drink that one yourself.

[Pexikan]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both I believe.

I have plenty experience in this matter now.  The bro who gets blocked drinks their own ice.  The bro who does the blocking gets to keep theirs for future blocks or to ice other bros. 

[Trim]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both I believe.

I have plenty experience in this matter now.  The bro who gets blocked drinks their own ice.  The bro who does the blocking gets to keep theirs for future blocks or to ice other bros. 

I was always under the impression the blocked icer drinks both.  Otherwise, every bro in the world is just gonna figure out the easiest way to keep ICE on him at all times and the game will pretty much be over.

I've bought a visible holster but one which nobody can tell whether it contains an ICE or not, meaning icers are going to have to gamble on whether to try to ICE me or not.

[Brock Landers]

I went into the one liquor store in my little town to get 2 sixers of Ice.  The older gal behind the counter said "I can't understand why this hullabaloo is starting to sell all of a sudden"

 


Oh, I also attempted my first Icing of a Ho on Saturday.  I got Ice-blocked because she had it stashed in her purse.  Was incredibly embarrassing.

[pissclams]

No, the person whose ice was attempted but blocked drinks their own ice.  That's the risk -- buy something that will be gross to your friends, then if it's blocked you have to drink that one yourself.

incorrect.  dumbass.

[pissclams]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both I believe.

I have plenty experience in this matter now.  The bro who gets blocked drinks their own ice.  The bro who does the blocking gets to keep theirs for future blocks or to ice other bros. 

you're doing it wrong.
ice block has icer drinking both.

i've already covered this earlier in the thread but will recap for you bros.

and i quote

#4 written by Will
about 2 weeks ago
After a ice block, the bro who first presented the ice has to drink both the ice he presented and the ice he was blocked with. The bro is allowed a 30 second standing interval between drinking both ices.

This rule was adopted by Rollins College Florida Beta Phi Dela Theta and was added to their fraternity charter as Amendment 4(b).

[ChiComCat]

queston:   Ice blocks-  Does the person you block drink your ice - or the one they tried to ice you with?   

both I believe.

I have plenty experience in this matter now.  The bro who gets blocked drinks their own ice.  The bro who does the blocking gets to keep theirs for future blocks or to ice other bros. 

you're doing it wrong.
ice block has icer drinking both.

i've already covered this earlier in the thread but will recap for you bros.

and i quote

#4 written by Will
about 2 weeks ago
After a ice block, the bro who first presented the ice has to drink both the ice he presented and the ice he was blocked with. The bro is allowed a 30 second standing interval between drinking both ices.

This rule was adopted by Rollins College Florida Beta Phi Dela Theta and was added to their fraternity charter as Amendment 4(b).

Then I know someone on this board that needs to chug a couple Ices

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I have a hypothetical, what if a bro tries to ice some and and it is blocked.  But he happens to have another Ice on him because he was going to ice another bro later can he use that second ice to block the block?

[steve dave]

What if you only have one ice to block someone and two bros come at you with ices?  Can you only block one or can you block one but retain your ice for another block?

[Johnny Wichita]

These are great questions and we need answers.  I'm heading into a massare in the mountains in a few weeks and need to be prepared as best I can. 

[Brock Landers]

^^^^^

I call this the ICE Ambush.  Not a big fan of it, not sure if it's legal.  My bros and I do not allow ICE Ambushes.  Just one at a time.  But if you happened to run into a crew of Bros who had a different set of rules you might be screwed.