Author Topic: Bros Icing Bros (Read 60360 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #125 on:** May 22, 2010, 01:42:52 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 22, 2010, 01:19:58 PM

also, Limestone, where are you going?

hitting that BBQ thing out in the dotte

Trim · « **Reply #126 on:** May 22, 2010, 09:38:39 PM »

I bought the perfect EMAW Ice holster earlier today. Cannot wait for a bro to attempt to ice me at a pak. I will be loaded up with the ultimate ice insult.

Trim · « **Reply #127 on:** May 22, 2010, 09:46:20 PM »

http://brosicingbros.viralprints.com/bros-icing-bros-1564

_FAN, you need to start an Ice line of goEMAW shirts.

pissclams · « **Reply #128 on:** May 23, 2010, 10:58:22 AM »

i iced this bro yesterday

also i was sitting outside eating breakfast just now at this restaurant and a bro i iced last weekend walked by all hungover and looked at me and just said "please don't"

pissclams · « **Reply #129 on:** May 23, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »

http://iceashton.com/

Kat Kid · « **Reply #130 on:** May 24, 2010, 11:00:54 AM »

1. iced both bro's and ho's over the weekend.

photo #1 Bro fell victim to an unplanned double icing. It came from two sides all at once. One was in his girlfriends shirt/cleavage another was waiting after he got a drink.

photo #2 So I was going to hold one back for an ice block, but then I spyed an opportunity for yet another double icing. A bro/ho double ice. Sure, I got iced minutes later (with Pat's last ice) but well worth it.

pissclams · « **Reply #131 on:** May 24, 2010, 11:07:53 AM »

double icing a single bro? that's brutal.

ben ji · « **Reply #132 on:** May 24, 2010, 12:11:03 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on May 20, 2010, 12:09:00 PM

Going to vegas in a couple of hours for a bachelor party, should be an epic weekend of icing. Were going to ice the bachelor as soon as he gets in the limo at the airport.

I also plan on icing a bro on the strip, will post pic if successful.

*** UPDATE ON VEGAS ICINGS ***

Rented limo to pick up bachelor from the airport. While friends were in the liquor store buying beer I slipped an ice in each cooler, once they attempt to put the beer in the cooler.....

DOUBLE ICED

pissclams · « **Reply #133 on:** May 24, 2010, 12:28:26 PM »

awesome icing but your pic reveals they aren't down on one knee as per the rules. sorry bro.

pissclams · « **Reply #134 on:** May 24, 2010, 12:32:24 PM »

i double iced two girl bros on saturday night. i told them i had a sweet remix of muse resistance and wanted to play in my friends car so they could hear it on his car's new subwoofer. earlier i had placed two ices in the trunk on each side of said subwoofer.

girl 1: you know i'm from florida, i've seen some sweet stereo systems
me: oh i know, it's not that big of a deal, just a great remix of this muse song that i downloaded + the sub is in a cool box in the trunk.
girl 2: i love muse!
me: cool let's go check it out
me: let me pop the trunk. here- check it out
girl 1 and girl 2: damn it!!

iced

ChiComCat · « **Reply #135 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:19:21 PM »

Pulled my first iceblock yesterday - it was magnificent

pissclams · « **Reply #136 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:57:38 PM »

Pls describe ice block pls, tia

ChiComCat · « **Reply #137 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:37:19 PM »

I got off work in Manhattan and had to drive to 2 liquor stores since the first was out of Ice. When I got home, I stashed Ices where I usually sit/go to the bathroom/sleep at home. Learned a valuable lesson here, I shouldve bought 2 sixers. The first one for Ice blocking, the second for Icing. I also ran into Pexican and dropped one of these on him

. Notice how they spell pineapple. Pexican was fortunate, not only was the flavor exotic because it was in Spanish, but it was also bold with the exclamation point.

Later Pexican took off and I was sitting in my usual seat on the couch, drinking with some bros pre-softball, Ice stashed snugly in my couch. Pexican comes back and is trying to hand me a bag, and with it come an Ice. I whip the ¡Pineapple! out from the coach and laugh as he drops to a knee.

pissclams · « **Reply #138 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:50:15 PM »

ok first thing is first- great forward thinking with the ice stashes. You always have to know your opponent and when he will strike. Obviously you played pexican like a cheap $2 whore and for that I applaud you.

Secondly, !Pineapple! Was my flavor of choice to ice people with this weekend as well. Its disgusting and great/perfect at the same time.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #139 on:** May 24, 2010, 11:21:10 PM »

mods-

pleas change pexicans name to pineaplleiceacan.

asava · « **Reply #140 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:46:04 AM »

benji, who's bachelor party and why wasn't i invited? pm plz. k thx.

'taterblast · « **Reply #141 on:** May 25, 2010, 10:43:06 AM »

so i left town this weekend, got back yesterday, decided not to shower last night instead waiting until this morning.

so, i go to get some clean underwear when i wake up at 8 am, and this is what i find:

a word of advice, bros... do whatever you must to avoid being iced first thing in the morning.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #142 on:** May 25, 2010, 10:50:29 AM »

why do you have a thermometer in your drawers drawer?

'taterblast · « **Reply #143 on:** May 25, 2010, 10:53:20 AM »

just happens to be the place i keep it.

bakerman · « **Reply #144 on:** May 25, 2010, 11:07:02 AM »

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #145 on:** May 25, 2010, 11:11:08 AM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on May 25, 2010, 11:07:02 AM

Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave!

Pretty dangerous, imo.

pissclams · « **Reply #146 on:** May 25, 2010, 12:22:58 PM »

!pineapple! ice is quickly becoming the biggest terrorist threat against america that exists

it's rough ridin' extra gross because the pineapple mixes with the citrus flavor of the ice. no beuno.

this weekend i'm icing bros with strawberry acai ice. also- if any kc-area bros know where i can get 24 oz mango cans pls pm, tia

bakerman · « **Reply #147 on:** May 25, 2010, 12:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on May 25, 2010, 11:11:08 AM

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on May 25, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave!

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Kat Kid · « **Reply #148 on:** May 25, 2010, 12:44:19 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on May 25, 2010, 12:28:49 PM

Quote from: Mr. KK on May 25, 2010, 11:11:08 AM
Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on May 25, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Iced a bunch of bros last night to start it off. Hid bombs all over their house! Left one in the medicine cabinet next to the shaving cream, one in the shower behind the shampoo and one in the microwave!

Pretty dangerous, imo.

Are people dumb enough to start the microwave without putting anything in it? Serious question, I'm a food scientist and love cooking, so have never been this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

ever use as a timer?

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #149 on:** May 25, 2010, 01:21:45 PM »

Rumors of a staunch brochelor ice party in New Orleans over the weekend. Hopefully tracking down some pictures from this. Also was told after forwarding this idea on that we had significantly altered the course of drinking habits for the summer for a certain group of San Diego residents. I guess it was immediately adopted to their standard code of regular tomfoolery.