the scene: family sits down for breakfast
kid 1: "yum, great pancakes, mommy!"
kid 2: "thanks for making these delicious pancakes momma, my favorite!"
dad 1: "martha stewart can't touch these pancakes honey! come here and give me a hug!"
mom 1: "you guys are idiots i just served you our mattress pad, lmao. how about some more delicious maple syrup on your mattress pad, Carl?" "i'm out of here, you cl
owns hold down the fort"
My kids love memory foam and syrup. my wife and I don't eat it of course, but it eats up stomach space on the kids so they don't mess with our delicious fajita scramblers and bacon.
not only does it ("the pancake") eat up stomach space and save much needed nutrients for the family breadwinners, it's cheap as crap. there's unlimited air in this world that we can feed hungry stomachs with and it's a shame that more people and civilizations don't take advantage of the resource
also, waffle? burned pancake. pancake? air foam. air? free unlimited resource. hunger in developing nations? a problem.
^college thesis level crap right there