Questions thread

[Kat Kid]

A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.

[Kat Kid]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

[ew2x4]

A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.

I always pictured it like a garden hose. After you turn the water off, you can get a couple good squeezes left.

[Kat Kid]

What the eff is Garfield's beef with John anyways?

[felix rex]

I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

[ew2x4]

I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

[Kat Kid]

I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

yeah people with poop issues weird me out.  Consider me in the daris camp and not the sd camp.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.

[Cire]

dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.

[felix rex]

dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.

See, this gets back to my efficiency question.

[The1BigWillie]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.

My ear wax is delicious.  STFU

[Pexikan]

KGB.

[WillieWatanabe]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

[sys]

dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.

same with earwaxes.

[Dr Rick Daris]

not advisable to put cerumen into your mouth. first study that popped up. it is good for your body, you just don't put it in you mouth. like poop in that way.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11801996

[kougar24]

not advisable to put cerumen into your mouth. first study that popped up. it is good for your body, you just don't put it in you mouth. like poop in that way.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11801996

Except you don't want to keep poop in your body.

[steve dave]

If the power-stripe in that power-stripe deoderant is so great why don't they make the entire stick out of whatever the power-stripe is made of

[Johnny Wichita]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.

A wise man once told me you shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.  Or something like that.  I think the guy was a complete loon though. 

[Saulbadguy]

A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.

They might have a little juice left in the capacitors.

[chum1]

Calling electricity "juice" is hilarious.  Especially when used in conjunction with "capacitors."

[WillieWatanabe]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

[Kat Kid]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.

[steve dave]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.

Doubtful.  I bet she knows why she licks it. 

[WillieWatanabe]

Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.

I didn't figure I would get a good answer to that question. I was wrong.

I guess it's similar to when i put the Vicks smell tube thingy up to the cat's nose. Funny as hell.

[dmartin]

I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

Isn't pooping on company time the reason they put Facebook on cell phones?  Anytime I see someone update their status from their cell phone during the day, I just know that they're pooping.