at first I thought "snappin grannies" was a euphemism for banging old ladies
dug if you think those grannies aren't gettin their backs blown out on the reg then i just really don't know what to tell you, my man.
"hey, there is a trump rally in Grandview, you guys wan to go snappin' grannies tonight?"
Nah man, it’s more like:
“Hey, there’s a trump rally in Grandview, so we know that statistically only 1 in every 6 of the dudes in attendance can even get it up, but by golly we are going to find every one of them and get our pipes cleaned”