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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6950 on: June 04, 2019, 07:04:02 AM »
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« Reply #6951 on: June 04, 2019, 07:21:36 AM »
How can a family this allegedly wealthy dress this poorly?


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I saw a funny tweet earlier that had a picture of trump in his lol outfit and the tweet said "this is what happens when you piss off all the homosexuals". Cause, you know, they do the fashion stuff.
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6952 on: June 04, 2019, 07:32:52 AM »
I don't know if an explanation of the joke was necessary, lib.

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« Reply #6953 on: June 04, 2019, 10:10:43 AM »

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« Reply #6954 on: June 04, 2019, 10:22:31 AM »
Fat guy in a little coat...

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« Reply #6955 on: June 04, 2019, 12:01:41 PM »
Someone help me here, is Don's vest 6 inches too long or is his coat 6 inches too short?  Or is it simply too difficult to fit a fat motherfucking slob for a tux?

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« Reply #6956 on: June 04, 2019, 01:46:16 PM »
Someone help me here, is Don's vest 6 inches too long or is his coat 6 inches too short?  Or is it simply too difficult to fit a fat motherfucking slob for a tux?

I think it is a combination of him being too fat to pull his pants up as high as they are supposed to go and his vest needing to be longer to compensate, but it is kind of hard to tell.

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« Reply #6957 on: June 04, 2019, 02:48:09 PM »
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“Because he’s wearing a suit size probably two sizes at least too big for him in order to not make it look like he’s got a big stomach and instead make it look like he’s just a big guy,” he explained, “the pants that come with that suit are likely too big for him
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“My advice would be go on a diet, honestly,” he said. “It’s like Chris Christie. I can’t make the suit look good on Chris Christie, either.”


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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6958 on: June 04, 2019, 02:54:07 PM »
They fixed their private mode loophole. :frown:

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« Reply #6959 on: June 04, 2019, 02:58:10 PM »
Here's the part on the tuxedo.

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Trump’s tuxedo consisted of five pieces: The black jacket (known as a tailcoat), a white shirt, a white tie, a white vest and black pants.

So what was the problem?

The vest, Lizio-Katzen said, is supposed to be shorter than the front of the tailcoat.

“People wear their pants much lower than they used to,” he said. “So even though a vest should be a certain length, if you wear your pants too low then you get an unsightly gap between the pants and the bottom of the vest where your shirt shows.”

With a regular suit, that’s not necessarily a problem because the jacket will cover the bottom of the vest. With a tailcoat, though, the front is cut shorter. The choice, then, is either a too-long vest or a visible shirt. That said, Lizio-Katzen said that this case appeared to be “exceptional” given that several inches of Trump’s vest is showing. (The jacket, he said, was properly tailored.)

Again, Charles’s tuxedo is properly proportioned, perhaps in part a function of his wearing this sort of formalwear more regularly. Part of it, too, is that Charles probably wears his pants higher -- a function largely of the difference in size between the two men.

“Generally people with his proportions wear [pants] lower, particularly in the front,” he said. Men with larger stomachs will often wear pants below their bellies. In this case, that appears to have meant the need for a longer vest.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6960 on: June 04, 2019, 09:09:23 PM »
They fixed their private mode loophole. :frown:

very annoying.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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« Reply #6961 on: June 04, 2019, 09:12:04 PM »
does the tailor explain the children?
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6962 on: June 05, 2019, 09:04:39 AM »
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6963 on: June 07, 2019, 01:02:19 PM »
Mars (of which the Moon is a part)


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« Reply #6964 on: June 07, 2019, 01:08:49 PM »
He probably means using the moon as a launch base but also he might think the moon is part of Mars.
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6965 on: June 08, 2019, 01:30:21 AM »
Mars (of which the Moon is a part)


going to need some help unpacking this one.

we should NOT talk about going to the moon but rather about going to Mars even though the moon is somehow inextricably linked to Mars?

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LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6966 on: June 08, 2019, 03:27:27 AM »
going to mars to own the libs
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LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6967 on: June 18, 2019, 06:27:34 PM »
More “eff you, you piece of crap human, TRUMP” than “LOL TRUMP” but whatever

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« Reply #6968 on: June 18, 2019, 06:58:13 PM »
It's really gross
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« Reply #6969 on: June 18, 2019, 07:19:22 PM »
That’s Dax’s President.
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6970 on: June 19, 2019, 03:32:50 AM »
He must not have a Netflix subscription.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6971 on: June 29, 2019, 08:44:47 AM »
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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #6972 on: July 01, 2019, 11:12:19 AM »
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Someone help me here, is Don's vest 6 inches too long or is his coat 6 inches too short?  Or is it simply too difficult to fit a fat motherfucking slob for a tux?

Another situation where all three are true at the same time.
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« Reply #6973 on: July 01, 2019, 10:45:28 PM »
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« Reply #6974 on: July 01, 2019, 11:05:26 PM »
Well Obama was president and crooked Hillary and etc etc etc.
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