Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 657937 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4476 on:** January 17, 2018, 01:51:05 PM »

Imagine being someone who likes those Jesus looking over his shoulder pictures and then being told he banged a hooker while married to his 3rd wife just a few months after having his kid.

but no gay marriage at least

mocat · « **Reply #4477 on:** January 17, 2018, 01:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 17, 2018, 01:51:05 PM

Imagine being someone who likes those Jesus looking over his shoulder pictures and then being told he banged a hooker while married to his 3rd wife just a few months after having his kid.

but no gay marriage at least

do you even fake news m8

LickNeckey · « **Reply #4478 on:** January 17, 2018, 01:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 17, 2018, 01:51:05 PM

Imagine being someone who likes those Jesus looking over his shoulder pictures and then being told he banged a hooker while married to his 3rd wife just a few months after having his kid.

but no gay marriage at least

oh and he was possibly(probably) having incestuous thoughts during the act

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4479 on:** January 17, 2018, 09:42:11 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 17, 2018, 11:03:21 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 17, 2018, 10:51:42 AM
You're right, mocat. Nobody said anything harmful yesterday. 100% right again. Image shaming is alive and well in 2018.

oh crap loads of people on twitter said mean stuff but there's nothing you can do about that.

i was just concerned about members of the press criticizing the president's weight.

https://twitter.com/bgood12345/status/953530271068053505

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4480 on:** January 17, 2018, 10:50:05 PM »

Obama was born in Kenya

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MakeItRain · « **Reply #4481 on:** January 17, 2018, 10:54:53 PM »

This fat [redacted] is supposedly the same height and weight as Mike Trout

MakeItRain · « **Reply #4482 on:** January 17, 2018, 10:59:21 PM »

Also with the Stormy Daniels stuff coming out, I hope people take this opportunity to talk about how shitty of a father this fat eff is to his son. Barron is about to turn 12 years old, how in the eff has he not taken him golfing, do anything at all in public with him. The fat bitch spends more time watching Fox & Friends than he does spending QT with his kid.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4483 on:** January 17, 2018, 11:00:03 PM »

I don’t even care that he’s a big guy... I just find it insulting that they are trying to say that an elderly man who doesn’t exercise and eats fast food regularly is in perfect health.

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SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4484 on:** January 18, 2018, 01:14:50 AM »

https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/953795551107211264

mocat · « **Reply #4485 on:** January 18, 2018, 06:24:29 AM »

It's truly amazing that this happened in real life

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4486 on:** January 18, 2018, 09:58:53 AM »

trumps weight is listed at 239. if he was six foot two, that would be considered obese by bmi standards. his own drivers license lists him at six foot two. the medical report has him at six foot three and at six foot three, the cutoff for obese would be 240. lol. you do you trump.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4487 on:** January 18, 2018, 10:35:05 AM »

I think he's probably about 6'1", 270 pounds.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4488 on:** January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM »

If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #4489 on:** January 18, 2018, 11:14:46 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM

If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.

It's a pretty safe bet that Hillary went to the doctor multiple times during her campaigns. Also it isn't a big deal that Trump is fat, all of America is fat. The big deal, it's not a big deal either with him, is the extent in which the dude lies about everything, for no good reason. Lying about his height and weight to get just under the BMI standard for obesity is hilarious, as if we can't see he looks like 400 lbs of chewed up orange flavored gum. I'm actually 6'3" and my listed weight is 20 pounds heavier than Trump and I don't look like that.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4490 on:** January 18, 2018, 11:18:48 AM »

not sure why he needs to lie about it. He needs to just come out and say "yes I am super old, fat and eat like a pig but I won get over it"

DQ12 · « **Reply #4491 on:** January 18, 2018, 11:23:49 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 18, 2018, 11:18:48 AM

not sure why he needs to lie about it. He needs to just come out and say "yes I am super old, fat and eat like a pig but I won get over it"

would actually be a BA move by the CIC.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4492 on:** January 18, 2018, 11:25:54 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 18, 2018, 11:18:48 AM

not sure why he needs to lie about it. He needs to just come out and say "yes I am super old, fat and eat like a pig but I won get over it"

I just don't think he has enough self esteem to do that. It obviously really bothers him that he's obese.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4493 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:21:40 PM »

Is there any guy better than “happy in his own skin fat guy”? No

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4494 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:31:07 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on January 18, 2018, 11:14:46 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.

It's a pretty safe bet that Hillary went to the doctor multiple times during her campaigns. Also it isn't a big deal that Trump is fat, all of America is fat. The big deal, it's not a big deal either with him, is the extent in which the dude lies about everything, for no good reason. Lying about his height and weight to get just under the BMI standard for obesity is hilarious, as if we can't see he looks like 400 lbs of chewed up orange flavored gum. I'm actually 6'3" and my listed weight is 20 pounds heavier than Trump and I don't look like that.

My guy and IRL friend MIR nails it yet again

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4495 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:41:37 PM »

The alternative to him lying is that it's his true weight, but he has like 90% body fat. This is actually kind of believable to me, the guy drives his golf cart on the green to go from a 15ft putt to a tap in and doesn't believe in exercise because the body has a fixed amount of energy.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4496 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:44:05 PM »

Also old af and old people lose muscle

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4497 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:46:10 PM »

6'3" is a 100% lie tho so it's all still so petty and lol

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4498 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:54:58 PM »

Can someone look at some photos of Trump and estimate his dimensions, then plug into this calculator to confirm Lib's % body fat calculation?

http://bmi-calories.com/body-fat-percentage-calculator.html

Phil Titola · « **Reply #4499 on:** January 18, 2018, 12:56:32 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 18, 2018, 10:40:54 AM

If this is such a big rough ridin' deal, they should have had all candidates do a physical before running for office. Would love to see how bobblehead Hillary's turned out. Ppl really grasping at straws here. Sad.

You understand why people are calling this out right?