Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 796094 times)

chum1 · « **on:** November 16, 2016, 11:03:37 AM »

Thread for funny stuff.

chum1 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2016, 11:04:46 AM »

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President-elect Donald Trump gave the press the slip on Tuesday night so he could sneak out and enjoy some grub at the 21 Club in Midtown.

The billionaire was spotted inside the upscale steakhouse around 7:30 p.m. — just over an hour after his spokeswoman, Hope Hicks, told pool reporters he was bedding down for the night.

“I wasn’t aware of this movement,” she later explained, adding that she would never purposely “leave the press in the dark.”

http://nypost.com/2016/11/15/trump-leaves-press-behind-for-fancy-steak-dinner/

Trim · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2016, 11:06:55 AM »

I'm really going to enjoy the whole press pool thing.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:21:25 PM »

The press is going to implode. Maybe explode, not sure.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:41:04 PM »

Maddow imploded over Jeb Trump not taking the press with him everywhere and she was using a "national security" slant to her melty down logic.

Like Trump is president and that the press would take over the nuclear football in event there was a situation.

Yeah this is Joe Smith from AP, is this the National Command Authority . . .

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:43:03 PM »

media

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 16, 2016, 01:43:03 PM

media are hilarious

sys · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2016, 02:05:26 PM »

someone please replace eric trump's tilted head with a dog's head tilted in the way they tilt their heads when they're trying to puzzle something out.

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2016, 02:23:16 PM »

Trump isn't going to be losing the media a bunch, guys. The only time he will do it is when it is designed to cause an even bigger media event than what would have happened if they knew he was just going to dinner.

He wants this attention.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2016, 02:57:16 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on November 16, 2016, 11:04:46 AM

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President-elect Donald Trump gave the press the slip on Tuesday night so he could sneak out and enjoy some grub at the 21 Club in Midtown.

The billionaire was spotted inside the upscale steakhouse around 7:30 p.m. — just over an hour after his spokeswoman, Hope Hicks, told pool reporters he was bedding down for the night.

“I wasn’t aware of this movement,” she later explained, adding that she would never purposely “leave the press in the dark.”

http://nypost.com/2016/11/15/trump-leaves-press-behind-for-fancy-steak-dinner/

Trump ditched the press so they wouldn't find out he puts ketchup on his steak. You just know he does it.

chum1 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2016, 03:02:24 PM »

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/heres-some-donald-trump-gossip-that-we-desperately-want-1787485774

star seed 7 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2016, 03:23:12 PM »

I have a bag of crinkle in my freezer, great haf snack

renocat · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2016, 03:31:30 PM »

I hope he gets a media biting dog like Bush's Barnie.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2016, 03:45:08 PM »

that kid of his is spooky af

Brock Landers · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2016, 04:08:46 PM »

Yeah he reminds me of Jake Busey and not just any ordinary Jake Busey weirdo role but that one he played in the movie Contact.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2016, 04:15:57 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on November 16, 2016, 03:23:12 PM

I have a bag of crinkle in my freezer, great haf snack

you two are basically the same person

star seed 7 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2016, 04:48:35 PM »

In more ways than I'd like to admit

Phil Titola · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2016, 10:20:00 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on November 16, 2016, 01:45:48 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 16, 2016, 01:43:03 PM
media are hilarious

plays an important role....locking out media is less LOL and more

bones129 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2016, 02:53:50 AM »

Quote from: sys on November 16, 2016, 02:05:26 PM

someone please replace eric trump's tilted head with a dog's head tilted in the way they tilt their heads when they're trying to puzzle something out.

Eric's head tilt struck me as arrogant and angry. Like, how dare you take our picture in a public restaurant?

slackcat · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2016, 06:21:15 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on November 17, 2016, 02:53:50 AM

Quote from: sys on November 16, 2016, 02:05:26 PM
someone please replace eric trump's tilted head with a dog's head tilted in the way they tilt their heads when they're trying to puzzle something out.

Eric's head tilt struck me as arrogant and angry. Like, how dare you take our picture in a public restaurant?

More like "Can't we get a moment of privacy!!" look. Can't blame the guy.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2016, 07:57:48 AM »

Eric Trump looks a LOT like the guy who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian a bunch of times.

chum1 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:01:29 AM »

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As he gazed out on Central Park, Trump mused about a weekend victory tour to places that delivered his surprise win, sending aides scurrying to prepare. Trump had fed off the energy of his audiences for the 17-month campaign, and he wanted one final fix. He was a winner, and winners are rewarded.

Trump’s aides, who themselves were just coming to grips with the enormity of the task they faced, nearly all implored their boss to focus on the decidedly unsexy task of putting together a government instead.

http://time.com/4574493/donald-trump-chaotic-transition/

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:32:13 AM »

Watching CNN this morning and learning some new lols, one is that when some stud reporter starts off with "critics argue" 45 better watch his ass and second did you guys know how a blind trust works and why it's important for people that serve in our government, it's pretty great and will keep Donald from self-dealing like you know that 'ol sonovabitch would.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:36:19 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on November 17, 2016, 07:57:48 AM

Eric Trump looks a LOT like the guy who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian a bunch of times.

Lord Disick is much better looking, IMO.

Tobias · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:39:08 AM »

mckee will have ell to pay for that one