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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2016, 01:22:49 PM »
least athletic team in the b12
just terrible, the entire program sucks crap.  thanks snyder, get over yourself you scrub


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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2016, 01:24:26 PM »
4th and 6, in fg range, and stoops goes for it.  That is the level of respect our performance demands. 

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2016, 01:25:27 PM »
We are not good u guys

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2016, 01:26:46 PM »
We are not good u guys
i just said that (but using more emotional emotions)


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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2016, 01:28:55 PM »
I'm regretting booking those AA reward tix for TCU. :(

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2016, 01:57:26 PM »
Good grief please let this be the last year of Snyder. 

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2016, 02:01:36 PM »
If snyder has to get to 200, we may have a couple seasons yet

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2016, 02:01:43 PM »
Defense had a good 2nd half. Offense is bad. We'll still win 6-7 games.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2016, 02:06:21 PM »
Defense is mediocre. 

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2016, 02:06:41 PM »
Defense had a good 2nd half. Offense is bad. We'll still win 6-7 games.

yup nice and not very good


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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2016, 02:07:02 PM »
Apparently we didn't make it to the post season last year
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2016, 02:13:56 PM »
Our defense looked better because OU wasn't trying as hard to score.
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2016, 02:16:54 PM »
Our defense looked better because OU wasn't trying as hard to score.

No. Any time Stoops has a chance to put 50+ on Bill he does it. Our defense played well in the 2nd until that last big play. Offense was inept though so it didn't matter.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2016, 02:20:01 PM »
What was worse, the game or Twitter right now? :sdeek:

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2016, 02:20:59 PM »
We have a good plan: get destroyed on defense in the first half and then play less shitty in the second = crow about adjustments.

Maybe a good defense plays well the whole game?

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2016, 02:30:24 PM »
We have a good plan: get destroyed on defense in the first half and then play less shitty in the second = crow about adjustments.

Maybe a good defense plays well the whole game?

Fair.

I still think the offense is a bigger issue in today's version of college football.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2016, 03:10:14 PM »
I really hate Sean.

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I really hate his approach to kickoffs.  Our coverage typically doesn't net us any gain versus kicking it to the endzone.
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2016, 03:11:54 PM »
Our defense looked better because OU wasn't trying as hard to score.

No. Any time Stoops has a chance to put 50+ on Bill he does it. Our defense played well in the 2nd until that last big play. Offense was inept though so it didn't matter.

Might have to agree to disagree.  I still regularly saw our DBs getting burnt, still saw them unable to tackle, and saw a deceased tempo and type of play from OU.  He might have been playing tight to preserve the win and run clock versus some altruistic don't score on Old Ballz as your took it. 
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2016, 03:13:26 PM »
I really hate Sean.

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I really hate his approach to kickoffs.  Our coverage typically doesn't net us any gain versus kicking it to the endzone.

Did you not hear the broadcasters talk about the wind issues? We had multiple touchbacks last week. OU didn't have any touchbacks either.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2016, 03:18:40 PM »
I really hate Sean.

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I really hate his approach to kickoffs.  Our coverage typically doesn't net us any gain versus kicking it to the endzone.

Did you not hear the broadcasters talk about the wind issues? We had multiple touchbacks last week. OU didn't have any touchbacks either.

Actually incorrect as the first and last drives we had started with touchbacks.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/playbyplay?gameId=400869608


And the announcers were pretty clear that wind should matter that much.

But point is that this has been a consistent issue where his schemes out do what we can actually do on field.
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2016, 03:26:33 PM »
I really hate Sean.

 :confused:
I really hate his approach to kickoffs.  Our coverage typically doesn't net us any gain versus kicking it to the endzone.

Did you not hear the broadcasters talk about the wind issues? We had multiple touchbacks last week. OU didn't have any touchbacks either.

Actually incorrect as the first and last drives we had started with touchbacks.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/playbyplay?gameId=400869608


And the announcers were pretty clear that wind should matter that much.

But point is that this has been a consistent issue where his schemes out do what we can actually do on field.
When they were talking about the wind not mattering they were specifically referring to two consecutive over throws that Ertz had it wasn't in relation to kicking.
No the point is that when the kicker is able to kick the ball in the endzone he can. He benched Patterson because he wasn't able to get touchbacks, now the kicker gets them when he can, I'm not sure what more you expect from a position coach.

I'm also 80% confident that if you averaged the defensive field position on non touchback kicks it would be near or inside the 25 but its whatever I'm sure you would find some loophole to avoid saying you were actually wrong.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2016, 03:28:54 PM »
It was pretty damn windy there today. The flags were moving the whole time and the north end zone goal posts were swaying. The wind absolutely had an impact on the kicks today.

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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2016, 03:33:10 PM »
I really hate Sean.

 :confused:
I really hate his approach to kickoffs.  Our coverage typically doesn't net us any gain versus kicking it to the endzone.

Did you not hear the broadcasters talk about the wind issues? We had multiple touchbacks last week. OU didn't have any touchbacks either.

Actually incorrect as the first and last drives we had started with touchbacks.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/playbyplay?gameId=400869608


And the announcers were pretty clear that wind should matter that much.

But point is that this has been a consistent issue where his schemes out do what we can actually do on field.
When they were talking about the wind not mattering they were specifically referring to two consecutive over throws that Ertz had it wasn't in relation to kicking.
No the point is that when the kicker is able to kick the ball in the endzone he can. He benched Patterson because he wasn't able to get touchbacks, now the kicker gets them when he can, I'm not sure what more you expect from a position coach.

I'm also 80% confident that if you averaged the defensive field position on non touchback kicks it would be near or inside the 25 but its whatever I'm sure you would find some loophole to avoid saying you were actually wrong.

Yes I'm avoiding it.  Or you stuck your foot in your mouth and are now the one obfuscating because you were wrong. Because nothing says loophole like a binary right wrong statement and not paying attention to the game drives. OU has the ability to cover and that is why they didn't use the touchback.   I guess McCrane did something different when he got his touchback the one time he was (probably) allowed to.


But I'd welcome someone to show me some stats on the field position advantage.
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Re: We suck ass (game thread)
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2016, 04:24:01 PM »
I lol'd at all our missed tackles today.


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