Author Topic: Incoming Freshmen (Read 30002 times)

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #150 on:** August 22, 2016, 12:38:36 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 22, 2016, 12:13:47 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 22, 2016, 09:51:14 AM
Don't get anyone pregnant Greg.

This was my advice to Winters

As a back-up to this (Plan B if you will) try to only date girls who are pro-choice.

The Big Train · « **Reply #151 on:** August 22, 2016, 12:42:27 PM »

Ruthless

SdK · « **Reply #152 on:** August 22, 2016, 12:43:57 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on August 22, 2016, 12:38:36 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 22, 2016, 12:13:47 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 22, 2016, 09:51:14 AM
Don't get anyone pregnant Greg.

This was my advice to Winters

As a back-up to this (Plan B if you will) try to only date girls who are pro-choice.

Good rule to follow for unprotected sex. It's been my lifelong rule.

DQ12 · « **Reply #153 on:** August 22, 2016, 01:43:51 PM »

get EVER-Y-ONE pregnant, Greg.

Pett · « **Reply #154 on:** August 22, 2016, 06:36:12 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 12, 2016, 01:27:07 PM

sunday dinner at kat kid's house

A great time!

kim carnes · « **Reply #155 on:** August 22, 2016, 07:36:08 PM »

Odds are that your roommates are going to smoke a lot of pot and so naturally you will as well, so be prepared for that

pissclams · « **Reply #156 on:** August 22, 2016, 08:47:54 PM »

i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #157 on:** August 22, 2016, 08:50:52 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 22, 2016, 08:47:54 PM

i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I was serious as zika when I told him to get shredded

pissclams · « **Reply #158 on:** August 22, 2016, 09:03:25 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 22, 2016, 08:50:52 PM

Quote from: pissclams on August 22, 2016, 08:47:54 PM
i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I was serious as zika when I told him to get shredded

it's funny that you say that because i don't even think that zika is real

kim carnes · « **Reply #159 on:** August 22, 2016, 09:27:11 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 22, 2016, 08:47:54 PM

i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I'm definitely serious that his roommates are going to be taking bong rips regularly, also they will likely play Xbox a lot

pissclams · « **Reply #160 on:** August 22, 2016, 09:45:40 PM »

hopefully Greg doesn't become yet another statistic in the war against drugs

kim carnes · « **Reply #161 on:** August 22, 2016, 09:51:10 PM »

Whatever happens happens

pissclams · « **Reply #162 on:** August 22, 2016, 09:53:09 PM »

that's true, que sera sera. take notes, greg, you crack head.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #163 on:** August 22, 2016, 10:11:17 PM »

get help for your problem first greg

kim carnes · « **Reply #164 on:** August 22, 2016, 11:03:12 PM »

I'm not going to recommend u start doing roids but at the same time I'm not going to recommend that u not do roids. I mean if I'm perfectly honest with u (and I am), I think u could make the argument that the pros outweigh the cons.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #165 on:** August 23, 2016, 05:42:33 AM »

Quote from: kim carnes on August 22, 2016, 11:03:12 PM

I'm not going to recommend u start doing roids but at the same time I'm not going to recommend that u not do roids. I mean if I'm perfectly honest with u (and I am), I think u could make the argument that the pros outweigh the cons.

Don't do roids, yet, Greg.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #166 on:** August 23, 2016, 06:38:19 AM »

How much you bench Greg?

slackcat · « **Reply #167 on:** August 23, 2016, 07:39:16 AM »

Tons of good advice. Will direct little Slack to this thread.

8manpick · « **Reply #168 on:** August 23, 2016, 08:26:42 AM »

Carefully do some roids, they're pretty safe now

Yard Dog · « **Reply #169 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on August 23, 2016, 06:38:19 AM

How much you bench Greg?

Greg, do you even lift?

meow meow · « **Reply #170 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:23:46 AM »

Greg is a lost cause, waste of thread space

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #171 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:34:32 AM »

I heard Greg got charged with 102 counts of contributing for hosting a keg party.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #172 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:59:58 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on August 23, 2016, 08:26:42 AM

Carefully do some roids, they're pretty safe now

for most 18-19 year old males, that would be a bad idea.

pissclams · « **Reply #173 on:** August 23, 2016, 11:19:39 AM »

now that greg's drug habit has been exposed in this thread maybe it's time for him to seek help. but then again, how much fun would a freshman year be without heroin?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #174 on:** August 23, 2016, 11:33:16 AM »

Hopefully Greg's gf isn't as drug addicted as him because it is not going to be fun for Greg to raise a heroin baby.

Author Topic: Incoming Freshmen (Read 30002 times)

The Big Train