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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #150 on: August 22, 2016, 12:38:36 PM »
Don't get anyone pregnant Greg.

This was my advice to Winters

As a back-up to this (Plan B if you will) try to only date girls who are pro-choice.

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #151 on: August 22, 2016, 12:42:27 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: August 22, 2016, 12:43:57 PM »
Don't get anyone pregnant Greg.

This was my advice to Winters

As a back-up to this (Plan B if you will) try to only date girls who are pro-choice.
Good rule to follow for unprotected sex. It's been my lifelong rule.

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #153 on: August 22, 2016, 01:43:51 PM »
get EVER-Y-ONE pregnant, Greg. 


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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #154 on: August 22, 2016, 06:36:12 PM »
sunday dinner at kat kid's house

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #155 on: August 22, 2016, 07:36:08 PM »
Odds are that your roommates are going to smoke a lot of pot and so naturally you will as well, so be prepared for that

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« Reply #156 on: August 22, 2016, 08:47:54 PM »
i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg


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« Reply #157 on: August 22, 2016, 08:50:52 PM »
i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I was serious as zika when I told him to get shredded

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« Reply #158 on: August 22, 2016, 09:03:25 PM »
i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I was serious as zika when I told him to get shredded

it's funny that you say that because i don't even think that zika is real


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« Reply #159 on: August 22, 2016, 09:27:11 PM »
i can't tell which of you guys are being serious and which are just kidding around with Greg

I'm definitely serious that his roommates are going to be taking bong rips regularly, also they will likely play Xbox a lot

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #160 on: August 22, 2016, 09:45:40 PM »
hopefully Greg doesn't become yet another statistic in the war against drugs


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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #161 on: August 22, 2016, 09:51:10 PM »
Whatever happens happens

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #162 on: August 22, 2016, 09:53:09 PM »
that's true, que sera sera.  take notes, greg, you crack head.


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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #163 on: August 22, 2016, 10:11:17 PM »
get help for your problem first greg

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #164 on: August 22, 2016, 11:03:12 PM »
I'm not going to recommend u start doing roids but at the same time I'm not going to recommend that u not do roids.   I mean if I'm perfectly honest with u (and I am), I think u could make the argument that the pros outweigh the cons.

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #165 on: August 23, 2016, 05:42:33 AM »
I'm not going to recommend u start doing roids but at the same time I'm not going to recommend that u not do roids.   I mean if I'm perfectly honest with u (and I am), I think u could make the argument that the pros outweigh the cons.

Don't do roids, yet, Greg.

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #166 on: August 23, 2016, 06:38:19 AM »
How much you bench Greg?

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #167 on: August 23, 2016, 07:39:16 AM »
Tons of good advice.  Will direct little Slack to this thread. :D 

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #168 on: August 23, 2016, 08:26:42 AM »
Carefully do some roids, they're pretty safe now
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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #169 on: August 23, 2016, 10:18:07 AM »
How much you bench Greg?

Greg, do you even lift?

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #170 on: August 23, 2016, 10:23:46 AM »
Greg is a lost cause, waste of thread space

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #171 on: August 23, 2016, 10:34:32 AM »
I heard Greg got charged with 102 counts of contributing for hosting a keg party.   :surprised:

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #172 on: August 23, 2016, 10:59:58 AM »
Carefully do some roids, they're pretty safe now

for most 18-19 year old males, that would be a bad idea.

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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #173 on: August 23, 2016, 11:19:39 AM »
now that greg's drug habit has been exposed in this thread maybe it's time for him to seek help.   but then again, how much fun would a freshman year be without heroin?


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Re: Incoming Freshmen
« Reply #174 on: August 23, 2016, 11:33:16 AM »
Hopefully Greg's gf isn't as drug addicted as him because it is not going to be fun for Greg to raise a heroin baby.