Okay, so you'll lean forward on the first beat. On the second beat, please lean backward (farther than normal upright position). Repeat for the remainder of the melody. If you are adjacent to another individual, encourage them to do the same as you, but on the alternate beats. Clap while making these movements!
Someday, we'll be known for what we've accomplished here. It'll be the greatest tradition in college football history.
- Jonathan Von Wabash, 1826