Author Topic: Its Pence!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 24406 times)

SdK · « **Reply #200 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:03:49 AM »

This is the sole reason I like to stay single.

SdK · « **Reply #201 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:03:55 AM »

Hahahaha

catastrophe · « **Reply #202 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:28:26 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 06, 2017, 10:53:26 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 06, 2017, 10:24:01 AM
There is one girl I would lunch with but she's pretty hot and no way my wife would be cool with it. Like she would pretend to be cool but inside she would be picturing herself kicking me in the balls really hard.

So your wife is ok with you lunching with ugly women only.

Pretty sure scientists have developed a hotness/time scale that determines jealousy of spouses. You can get jealous when your spouse spends a little time with a super hot person or lot of time with a super ugly one.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #203 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:35:45 AM »

Dems just like there heroes to hang out on Billionaire Pedo Island.

So sad

star seed 7 · « **Reply #204 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:36:42 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 06, 2017, 11:35:45 AM

Dems just like there heroes to hang out on Billionaire Pedo Island.

So sad

Your guy trump has been there too

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #205 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:37:04 AM »

He's not my hero, tho.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #206 on:** April 06, 2017, 11:40:38 AM »

catastrophe · « **Reply #207 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:07:59 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #208 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:11:26 PM »

hopefully that's where cf3's 19.95 goes

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #209 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:14:53 PM »

dude who cares who Mike Pence eats lunch with good grief you dorks

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #210 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on April 06, 2017, 12:14:53 PM

dude who cares who Mike Pence eats lunch with good grief you dorks

Actually we're more worried about who he won't have lunch with.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #211 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:29:38 PM »

That's such classic dax:

"I'm going to group all you people into one group"

"Dax we're not all like that, but you are very much like person x"

"Don't group me into those people, how dare you label me, you don't know me"

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #212 on:** April 06, 2017, 12:32:28 PM »

If you cannot find humor in Pence being super weird then I cannot help you find humor in anything.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #213 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:23:28 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 06, 2017, 12:26:50 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on April 06, 2017, 12:14:53 PM
dude who cares who Mike Pence eats lunch with good grief you dorks

Actually we're more worried about who he won't have lunch with.

like you're worried that there are women who want to break bread with him but can't?

sys · « **Reply #214 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:34:29 PM »

mrs gooch thinks menly men do important deals and give each other promotions in one on one luncheons.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #215 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:46:50 PM »

I know that Trump and Pedo Billionaire were friends and Trump may have taken a ride on his plane once, but Pedo Billionaire and resident lib hero Bill Clinton were (metaphorically) joined at the hip, with nearly 30 documented trips by resident lib hero Bill Clinton on Pedo Billionaire's private jet.

Libs fell all over themselves to defend their hero on that tawdry little relationship, but now seem all weirded out, somewhat enraged and fairly mumped up over Mike Pence.

Sad

SdK · « **Reply #216 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:50:48 PM »

Who is pedo billionaire?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #217 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:51:33 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 06, 2017, 03:46:50 PM

I know that Trump and Pedo Billionaire were friends and Trump may have taken a ride on his plane once, but Pedo Billionaire and resident lib hero Bill Clinton were (metaphorically) joined at the hip, with nearly 30 documented trips by resident lib hero Bill Clinton on Pedo Billionaire's private jet.

Libs fell all over themselves to defend their hero on that tawdry little relationship, but now seem all weirded out, somewhat enraged and fairly mumped up over Mike Pence.

Sad

taken a ride on his plane, eh?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #218 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:53:08 PM »

Trump just happens to be accused of raping a 13yr old on that plane. Nbd to dax tho

Canary · « **Reply #219 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:54:05 PM »

When was that accusation made?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #220 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Canary on April 06, 2017, 03:54:05 PM

When was that accusation made?

afterwards

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #221 on:** April 06, 2017, 03:56:25 PM »

Weird, don't recall saying it wasn't a big deal Lib.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #222 on:** April 06, 2017, 04:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 06, 2017, 03:54:53 PM

Quote from: Canary on April 06, 2017, 03:54:05 PM
When was that accusation made?

afterwards

all accusations are made afterwards

catastrophe · « **Reply #223 on:** April 06, 2017, 04:25:32 PM »

My boss took me to lunch today, IRL. We talked about work and family stuff. No promotion though.

Tobias · « **Reply #224 on:** April 06, 2017, 04:26:55 PM »

didn't try to bang you?