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Re: RNC
« Reply #725 on: July 21, 2016, 08:32:02 PM »
this guy's gonna be good.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: RNC
« Reply #726 on: July 21, 2016, 08:32:27 PM »
this dude has "it"

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Re: RNC
« Reply #727 on: July 21, 2016, 08:33:54 PM »
lezak look a like is taking the lebron high road, sad....really
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Re: RNC
« Reply #728 on: July 21, 2016, 08:34:29 PM »
Would enjoy shootin the breeze with a stogie in the aft screw room with this guy

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Re: RNC
« Reply #729 on: July 21, 2016, 08:34:33 PM »
Peter's human mask was absurd

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Re: RNC
« Reply #730 on: July 21, 2016, 08:34:40 PM »
this is a slightly modified version of his speech from his daughter's wedding

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Re: RNC
« Reply #731 on: July 21, 2016, 08:35:04 PM »
this guy is what i imagine abortion doctors look like

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"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: RNC
« Reply #732 on: July 21, 2016, 08:35:34 PM »
this is a slightly modified version of his speech from his daughter's wedding

lol

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Re: RNC
« Reply #733 on: July 21, 2016, 08:37:08 PM »
i literally zone out within .5 seconds everytime i try to pay attention to him
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Re: RNC
« Reply #734 on: July 21, 2016, 08:37:37 PM »
"i'm tired of standing.  you guys don't mind if i pull up a stool, right.  melania, i'm parched, would you be an angel... you're an angel melania, anyways as i was saying..."
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: RNC
« Reply #735 on: July 21, 2016, 08:37:45 PM »
i literally zone out within .5 seconds everytime i try to pay attention to him

you should go to a (non abortion) doctor i think

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Re: RNC
« Reply #736 on: July 21, 2016, 08:37:57 PM »
Would enjoy shootin the breeze with a stogie in the aft screw room with this guy

This was a serious post

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Re: RNC
« Reply #737 on: July 21, 2016, 08:38:19 PM »
Take it down a notch, dude.

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Re: RNC
« Reply #738 on: July 21, 2016, 08:38:37 PM »
he's got a pretty good sydney pollack eyes wide shut thing going on

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Re: RNC
« Reply #739 on: July 21, 2016, 08:38:59 PM »
I'd have a scotch with this guy

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Re: RNC
« Reply #740 on: July 21, 2016, 08:39:08 PM »
this is exactly like geology 101 lecture
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Re: RNC
« Reply #741 on: July 21, 2016, 08:39:26 PM »
the lion only has to run faster than the slowest gazelle, you dolt.  also they eat zebras, not gazelles.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: RNC
« Reply #742 on: July 21, 2016, 08:39:41 PM »
why didn't donald j just go w/ this dude for veep

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Re: RNC
« Reply #743 on: July 21, 2016, 08:41:59 PM »
his celebrityship will replace mr. president if trump wins.
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Re: RNC
« Reply #744 on: July 21, 2016, 08:42:07 PM »
i do enjoy all the business partner speakers are constantly telling you the address of the place he's talking about
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Re: RNC
« Reply #745 on: July 21, 2016, 08:42:14 PM »
why didn't donald j just go w/ this dude for veep

I think he's a liberal guy

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Re: RNC
« Reply #746 on: July 21, 2016, 08:43:06 PM »
This speech is just rough ridin' nuts.

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Re: RNC
« Reply #747 on: July 21, 2016, 08:43:40 PM »
it's the best toast ever, chum

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Re: RNC
« Reply #748 on: July 21, 2016, 08:43:55 PM »
didn't close well tho :frown:

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Re: RNC
« Reply #749 on: July 21, 2016, 08:44:28 PM »
come on man, eff this hillbilly
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