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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2017, 06:21:47 PM »
Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess.  Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan.   I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up. 

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #101 on: January 11, 2017, 06:24:58 PM »
i would bong all the bleach

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2017, 06:30:17 PM »
Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess.  Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan.   I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2017, 06:33:54 PM »
Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess.  Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan.   I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up.

Um, of there are breading and spices I would probably just eat those.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2017, 06:44:10 PM »
i thought it was more of a challenge just because, like climbing everest.  if your goal is survival, i don't think eating yourself is a very good strategy.
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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #105 on: January 11, 2017, 07:50:00 PM »
Obviously the point is to do something that challenges life and yet you still live.  Not eating yourself is not an option.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #106 on: January 11, 2017, 08:28:24 PM »
you aren't getting out of this room. ever. you desperately want to eat as much of your body as possible before dying and nothing can stop you (except for your own poor planning)

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #107 on: January 11, 2017, 09:00:14 PM »
you aren't getting out of this room. ever.

i think i'd be trying to die as quickly as possible.
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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #108 on: January 11, 2017, 09:23:27 PM »
you aren't getting out of this room. ever. you desperately want to eat as much of your body as possible before dying and nothing can stop you (except for your own poor planning)

Then my way is the best way.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2017, 09:28:28 PM »
Sys is right, the real question is what is the quickest and least painful way to kill yourself in the room?
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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #110 on: January 11, 2017, 09:49:54 PM »
Sys is right, the real question is what is the quickest and least painful way to kill yourself in the room?

start your own question of the day thread!

the answer to this is to enclose your head in a plastic bag and then break open the refrigerant tubing on the fridge to displace all the air in your bag and asphyxiate you.

too easy now eat yourself

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2017, 09:57:12 PM »
that is one strange island.
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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2017, 10:01:55 PM »
i kinda mailed in the bleach thing

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2017, 10:02:57 PM »
im thinking you need both arms to get at most of your back meat, going down to one arm right off the bat is going to limit you a lot.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2017, 10:07:25 PM »
maybe screw a mandolin into a stud?

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2017, 10:15:34 PM »
Asphyxiation is a very painful death puni you sadist
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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2017, 10:52:45 PM »
I don't feel like a person could actually eat them self. Surely there is some trigger in the brain that says 'knock that crap off.'

No evidence to back that up, though


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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2017, 10:55:27 PM »
Asphyxiation is a very painful death puni you sadist

no no, this isn't being strangled, this is air displacement with something that doesn't have the oxygen you need. this is such a chill way to die that people do it by accident all the time without realizing it.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #118 on: January 12, 2017, 12:32:23 PM »
yea, you just get light-headed and fade into black.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #119 on: January 12, 2017, 12:45:58 PM »
Maybe puni's avi pic was him trying this back in the day :dunno:

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #120 on: January 12, 2017, 01:18:08 PM »
Question of the day:

If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #121 on: January 12, 2017, 01:19:11 PM »
pig farmer and pit master, no doubt.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #122 on: January 12, 2017, 01:25:40 PM »
 :D Good one.

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #123 on: January 12, 2017, 01:28:03 PM »
Question of the day:

If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.

What method would you use to disperse the fleas?  Send an army of infested cats and dogs on the loose?    :D

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Re: Question of the day
« Reply #124 on: January 12, 2017, 01:29:22 PM »
I'd be a fisherman/handyman. Is there a currency there or just a barter system? I'd prefer the latter.