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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Winters on June 28, 2016, 09:28:04 AM
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I've got a wide variety of questions that I need answered and what better place to garner those answers than goEMAW.com?
I'm going to be pushing out one question a day (randomly out of a hat) until my thirst for these answers are gone.
Question of the day: Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
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The things are far away. See you tomorrow for another answer
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The things are far away. See you tomorrow for another answer
Yeah. Lol and turning those things 90 degrees to look at the ground.
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Why do hikers scale mountains then use binoculars just to look at the ground?
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Lazy. Want to see a lot of things but don't want to walk everywhere. (Or lack of good public transportation)
Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
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I'm pretty sure people only use those things ironically.
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Come on Winters!
Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
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Question of the day: Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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To make robberies harder
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Because they are assholes
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Closer to the storeroom.
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Same reason grocery stores put the milk and eggs in the back.
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They want you to pick up a bunch of other crap while on your way to the drugs in the back.
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Trick question! Nobody goes to drug stores anymore :lol:
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Been listening to the new Kanye album the last two days. Also ran across that Khardashians episode where they go to Madison Square to cheer him on for his new album. Which is kind of ironic, because he talks about rough ridin' Kim and other chicks. So here's my question? Do you think the Khardashians actually listen to the words or do they just don't give a shitty and wanna keep making it rain?
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Been listening to the new Kanye album the last two days. Also ran across that Khardashians episode where they go to Madison Square to cheer him on for his new album. Which is kind of ironic, because he talks about rough ridin' Kim and other chicks. So here's my question? Do you think the Khardashians actually listen to the words or do they just don't give a shitty and wanna keep making it rain?
Better question. Why the eff are you listening to Kanye for two whole days?
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I've always been a fan of his music. Just wanted to see if any of these songs would click. Answer: Nope.
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Question of the day: Do you secretly miss Polaroid cameras?
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Question of the day: Do you secretly miss Polaroid cameras?
I'd prefer to mail my dick pics. So yes.
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Only time i've thought twice about it, is when I wanted to take pics of Mrs. Wacky and I in the water. We need to do something about that.
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Only time i've thought twice about it, is when I wanted to take pics of Mrs. Wacky and I in the water. We need to do something about that.
Wait, what?
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I miss them.
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Only time i've thought twice about it, is when I wanted to take pics of Mrs. Wacky and I in the water. We need to do something about that.
Wait, what?
I don't want my phone ruined. They used to have like those protected cameras. Never mind. Just saw it said Polaroid and not one of those disposable cameras.
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My phone is waterproof too
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My phone is waterproof too
Do you have a protector or something?
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My phone is waterproof too
Do you have a protector or something?
New Samsungs come that way
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Interesting. What about Iphones?
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No, guards are for easily broken iphones
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My phone is waterproof too
Do you have a protector or something?
New Samsungs come that way
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Tuchi!
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Best way to save space on your phone? I just noticed that spotify takes up a ridic amount of space as well as obvi photos & videos.
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My phone is waterproof too
Do you have a protector or something?
New Samsungs come that way
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i enjoy this commercial a disproportionate amount
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Only time i've thought twice about it, is when I wanted to take pics of Mrs. Wacky and I in the water. We need to do something about that.
Wait, what?
I don't want my phone ruined. They used to have like those protected cameras. Never mind. Just saw it said Polaroid and not one of those disposable cameras.
adorable
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They still have Polaroid cameras.
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They still have Polaroid cameras.
The place where I worked previous to this job bought several Polaroid cameras for scavenger hunts. They didn't want to leave any room for pics already taken. That was not all that many years ago. I have one camera that has never been out of the box. This thread reminded me.
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
Well if you can pour an entire bottle of champagne on it, which is it?
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
Well if you can pour an entire bottle of champagne on it, which is it?
Resistant. Throw the same phone in a pool and it won't work anymore.
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
Well if you can pour an entire bottle of champagne on it, which is it?
Resistant. Throw the same phone in a pool and it won't work anymore.
As long as the pool is only 5 feet deep, you would be incorrect.
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
Well if you can pour an entire bottle of champagne on it, which is it?
Resistant. Throw the same phone in a pool and it won't work anymore.
As long as the pool is only 5 feet deep, you would be incorrect.
Even if you left it in a 4'11" pool for 5 hours?
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There's a difference between a water resistant phone and a water proof phone. Most of you don't know the difference ITT
Well if you can pour an entire bottle of champagne on it, which is it?
Resistant. Throw the same phone in a pool and it won't work anymore.
As long as the pool is only 5 feet deep and you get it out within 30 minutes, you would be incorrect.
Even if you left it in a 4'11" pool for 5 hours?
See revision above.
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That's what I thought
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Soooo can you do any of that with an iPhone?
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
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You just seemed to be going out of your way to make light of something that apple doesn't have. Seemed silly
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
What if you ride horseback by the ocean and you want to take pics and it falls out of your hands because the horse goes crazy. :ohno:
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
What if you ride horseback by the ocean and you want to take pics and it falls out of your hands because the horse goes crazy. :ohno:
Well as long as you're not in the ocean you're probably fine :dunno:
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You just seemed to be going out of your way to make light of something that apple doesn't have. Seemed silly
I mean I guess, Samsung needs something to distract customers from their phones and OS's to get them to buy them.
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You just seemed to be going out of your way to make light of something that apple doesn't have. Seemed silly
I mean I guess, Samsung needs something to distract customers from their phones and OS's to get them to buy them.
That's better said that picking apart the definition of waterproof. :)
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Judging by many of their cracked screens...idk.
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Judging by many of their cracked screens...idk.
I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone older than 3months that didn't have a shattered screen
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Judging by many of their cracked screens...idk.
I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone older than 3months that didn't have a shattered screen
You don't hang out with very responsible people.
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I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone older than 3months that didn't have a shattered screen
shattered the crap out of mine a few weeks ago :lol:
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Judging by many of their cracked screens...idk.
I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone older than 3months that didn't have a shattered screen
if I could take a pic of my iPhone you'd be impressed then.. its a 5s with no shattered screen
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No more flip phone?
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My phone is waterproof too
Do you have a protector or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aF23XpBwU
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Then why do you dorks put them in cases that make them as big as a text book?
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Then why do you dorks put them in cases that make them as big as a text book?
I don't, my case is about as minimal as they come. I am also a very responsible person though.
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Then why do you dorks put them in cases that make them as big as a text book?
Because iphones break super easy
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Don't need the feature. iPhone owners are responsible with their phones, we don't need child proof Windows.
Then why do you dorks put them in cases that make them as big as a text book?
I don't, my case is about as minimal as they come. I am also a very responsible person though.
stopped reading right there :lol:
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
:love:
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
:love:
:dubious:
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
:love:
:dubious:
:lol:
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
Unprotected just feels better #yolo
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i'm a no case type of guy. i try to live life on the samsung galaxy s6 edge
:lol:
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iPhone 6. No case, no cracks. Other people get nervous when they see me handling my phone.
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Very ironic for poster named catastrophe.
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Question of the day: Is a new theory of light and matter needed to explain what happens at very high energies and temperatures?
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Nope
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Nope
Interesting, if true.
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Question of the day: Is a new theory of light and matter needed to explain what happens at very high energies and temperatures?
My guess is a new theory of light and matter will be needed to explain a lot of things, but as for what happens at high energies/temperatures (which I'm pretty sure is like the same thing) I feel like that is actually not an issue under the current models.
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Superstring theory is the answer we are looking for here. You have the theory of the large(general relativity), then you have the theory of the small(quantum mechanics). The issue is they don't play nice together at all. SST is a theory that attempts to bring the large and small together in harmony under a single theory of everything.
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Question of the day: In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
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The hat
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Feather.
Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
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Feather.
Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Racist
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The feather/hat combo.
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The town.
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Macaroni club was a gay club
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion))
Did not know this.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion))
Did not know this.
This. Changes. Everything.
Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
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See also
Metrosexual
Hipster
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Question of the day: Why is there something rather than nothing?
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Without cats there is nothing
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These questions are getting dumber every day.
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These questions are getting dumber every day.
Hey, dipshit, nobody cares about you. Go slit your wrists or something.
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Question of the day: Why is there something rather than nothing?
It's all a matter of perspective. Is there really anything in the universe outside of the building blocks of the cosmos? Does our subconscious really create what is truly around us?
Also the Big Bang and the multiverse.
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These questions are getting dumber every day.
Hey, dipshit, nobody cares about you. Go slit your wrists or something.
Tough talk from a pale faced dweeb. :lol:
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Question of the day: Why is there something rather than nothing?
Because nothing from nothing leaves nothing. You gotta have something if you wanna be with me.
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Question of the day: Why is there something rather than nothing?
How do you know there really is something? Maybe everything is just happening in your mind.
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How much of your own body could you eat before you die?
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How much of your own body could you eat before you die?
Worst #lunchack ever.
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assuming the peas are already gone?
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How much of your own body could you eat before you die?
I would bet at least 50% mass weight.
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How much of your own body could you eat before you die?
I would bet at least 50% mass weight.
prove it
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Probably depends on where you start
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In my scenario, you have no access to any other sustenance except for water and you are trapped alone in a fully equipped kitchen. There is also a toilet.
How much of your body can you eat? How long do you survive? What's your strategy?
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drink lots of water until you die
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Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess. Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan. I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up.
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i would bong all the bleach
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Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess. Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan. I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up.
Imagine the pure bliss of meeting your nutritional goals in a truly self-sustaining manner. You would also be able to sustain the fam for quite a while with the leftovers.
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Amputate your limbs, well three of them I guess. Cauterize the wounds with hot frying pan. I would bread and fry everything, and spice it up.
Um, of there are breading and spices I would probably just eat those.
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i thought it was more of a challenge just because, like climbing everest. if your goal is survival, i don't think eating yourself is a very good strategy.
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Obviously the point is to do something that challenges life and yet you still live. Not eating yourself is not an option.
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you aren't getting out of this room. ever. you desperately want to eat as much of your body as possible before dying and nothing can stop you (except for your own poor planning)
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you aren't getting out of this room. ever.
i think i'd be trying to die as quickly as possible.
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you aren't getting out of this room. ever. you desperately want to eat as much of your body as possible before dying and nothing can stop you (except for your own poor planning)
Then my way is the best way.
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Sys is right, the real question is what is the quickest and least painful way to kill yourself in the room?
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Sys is right, the real question is what is the quickest and least painful way to kill yourself in the room?
start your own question of the day thread!
the answer to this is to enclose your head in a plastic bag and then break open the refrigerant tubing on the fridge to displace all the air in your bag and asphyxiate you.
too easy now eat yourself
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that is one strange island.
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i kinda mailed in the bleach thing
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im thinking you need both arms to get at most of your back meat, going down to one arm right off the bat is going to limit you a lot.
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maybe screw a mandolin into a stud?
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Asphyxiation is a very painful death puni you sadist
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I don't feel like a person could actually eat them self. Surely there is some trigger in the brain that says 'knock that crap off.'
No evidence to back that up, though
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Asphyxiation is a very painful death puni you sadist
no no, this isn't being strangled, this is air displacement with something that doesn't have the oxygen you need. this is such a chill way to die that people do it by accident all the time without realizing it.
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yea, you just get light-headed and fade into black.
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Maybe puni's avi pic was him trying this back in the day :dunno:
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Question of the day:
If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.
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pig farmer and pit master, no doubt.
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:D Good one.
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Question of the day:
If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.
What method would you use to disperse the fleas? Send an army of infested cats and dogs on the loose? :D
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I'd be a fisherman/handyman. Is there a currency there or just a barter system? I'd prefer the latter.
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Question of the day:
If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.
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i'd like them both to die in a fire.
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My cat had fleas a month ago. Watching them leap off in bath was kinda funny to watch.
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Whoops. :ROFL: It would definitely be currency. At our resort at our honeymoon in the DR, there's guys/girls that get paid just to entertain you. Like this one guy just played water volleyball all day and he gets paid to gather groups together to play. I mean, what a world?! What about the parrot guy? He just walks around and gets paid to take pics of you and his parrots sitting on your should as you slam a mai tai.
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Whoops. :ROFL: It would definitely be currency. At our resort at our honeymoon in the DR, there's guys/girls that get paid just to entertain you. Like this one guy just played water volleyball all day and he gets paid to gather groups together to play. I mean, what a world?! What about the parrot guy? He just walks around and gets paid to take pics of you and his parrots sitting on your should as you slam a mai tai.
Hmmm. I was thinking more of a very small island without a federal government.
Not a resort island. Maybe I didn't read the question well.
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Whoops. :ROFL: It would definitely be currency. At our resort at our honeymoon in the DR, there's guys/girls that get paid just to entertain you. Like this one guy just played water volleyball all day and he gets paid to gather groups together to play. I mean, what a world?! What about the parrot guy? He just walks around and gets paid to take pics of you and his parrots sitting on your should as you slam a mai tai.
Hmmm. I was thinking more of a very small island without a federal government.
Not a resort island. Maybe I didn't read the question well.
Yeah nope. I wouldn't move to a resort island, unless it's Azores. I made an Internet gf when I was 16 with a girl from there. Anywho, fishing and handyman.
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Question of the day:
If you were to flea the country and move to a tropical island, what would you profession be there? I'd be a fisherman or run a B&B.
you would hate running a b&b on a tropical island. just tons of idiots tourists all day everyday twice on Sunday
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Yea, I'm not moving to a resort island. The last thing I want to do is deal with a bajillion American citizens. The whole point of moving to the island would be to get away from them.
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Bloodline gave me the itch for the B&B. They're in the Florida Keys in that series, but you're probably right.
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the question about eating yourself was more interesting
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k
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I disagree MM. I've been on a Bones binge and the idea made me sick to my stomach.
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official question of the day: when you are sick, is it better (in terms of recovery rate) to swallow your infected mucus or spit it out?
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I think better to consume, because you get all the dead bacterial viruses to build resistance against. like a diy vaccination?
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I think better to consume, because you get all the dead bacterial viruses to build resistance against. like a diy vaccination?
No. Get that crap out always. Your immune system isn't working out of your stomach.
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:barf:
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That question sucked also.
Real question: would you rather fight 10 zombie-sized pigs or 100 pig-sized zombies?
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I think better to consume, because you get all the dead bacterial viruses to build resistance against. like a diy vaccination?
No. Get that crap out always. Your immune system isn't working out of your stomach.
I mean if that's your belief, inject the mucous into a lymph node. Or I mean perhaps your circulatory system. Or just plug it.
I still say you spit that crap in the trash
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Spit it out and also use a Neti Pot to get more of it out.
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Spit it out and also use a Neti Pot to get more of it out.
WTF is a Neti Pot?
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WTF is a Neti Pot?
get out of here barbarian
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the neti pot is currently fermenting some kimchi
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the neti pot is currently fermenting some kimchi
that's a pickle jar, bruh
also now its in the fridge. 48 hours of fermentation in the bank, just perfect for my tastes
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you shouldn't eat babies
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im getting sick thinking of the cinder block wall that is the inside of schredds nasal passages
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question of the day you shouldn't eat babies?
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I don't understand
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didn't mean to take this to the pit :frown:
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figured kimchi had a longer gestational period
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WTF is a Neti Pot?
get out of here barbarian
Neti pots are for those can't make their saline solution. The pot aspect may take more on ingenuity. But also not hard
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you shouldn't eat babies
Without frying then I agree.
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What is the ideal husband:wife attractiveness ratio for the husband's happiness? Please use the accepted 1 to 7 scale in the syntax of husband:wife. So for example 4:6.
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I'd say it's gotta be equal. If anything the husband ranking a little higher.
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Official QoTD: how much of the day does a king or queen spend sitting on their throne?
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Define throne?
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Is this question in relation to now (modern times)?
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Is this question in relation to now (modern times)?
any time but mostly in relation to whatever tv show has a king or queen and they are always shown sitting on their throne
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Define throne?
this is the QoTD thread, not another poop joke factory
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Define throne?
this is the QoTD thread, not another poop joke factory
Easy sport, I was just looking out for the sanctity of the thread
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Is this question in relation to now (modern times)?
any time but mostly in relation to whatever tv show has a king or queen and they are always shown sitting on their throne
in the King of Queens, Doug Heffernan, aka "the King", rarely ever sits on a throne, unless of course you consider his couch or toilet his "throne", in which case, could be a substantial portion of his day.
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Back in the olden days, they had to sit in their thrones for long periods of time to listen to the commoners requests.
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Being royalty in olden days had to be boring af. Like, hunting is probably exciting to them. T's&P's
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I'd drink wine all day out of a huge goblet and slay. I'd also have someone else speak for me. I hate public speaking.
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I'd be dead already in olden times. Either from the drink or from war. Given the beliefs of the time and I died during war, I'd be ok with that. Though I'd be fighting out of Scotland. Not sure what their afterlife was like.
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Blend of druidism, paganism, and other sects.
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um, that's not a question
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um, that's not a question
https://youtu.be/LI2FTmoS_8Y (https://youtu.be/LI2FTmoS_8Y)
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Kinda my motto. Sometimes I feel bad later though.
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are there more males or females named Alex?
is it possible to estimate the exact date of when there will be the same number of male and female Alexes?
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Ha, emo is (was?) the absolute worst
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Weird question pun
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