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Re: shitty rio olympics
« Reply #300 on: August 16, 2016, 12:33:44 PM »
German Olympic coach dies following car accident in Rio

http://www.nbcolympics.com/news/german-olympic-coach-dies-following-car-accident-rio

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Re: shitty rio olympics
« Reply #301 on: August 16, 2016, 03:57:27 PM »
This guy lost because of his dick.  :frown:

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« Reply #302 on: August 16, 2016, 04:17:10 PM »
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« Reply #303 on: August 16, 2016, 05:44:04 PM »
This guy lost because of his dick.  :frown:

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On Saturday Japanese athlete Hiroki Ogita attempted to qualify for the Men's Pole Vault at Rio 2016, all because of his penis.

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« Reply #304 on: August 16, 2016, 05:55:13 PM »
I wish. He lost because he's a dick tho. :lol:

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« Reply #305 on: August 16, 2016, 08:42:49 PM »
kynard got his ass handed to him but at least we got a rally house


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« Reply #306 on: August 16, 2016, 11:44:56 PM »
Walsh Jennings  :sdeek:
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Re: shitty rio olympics
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« Reply #309 on: August 17, 2016, 07:48:45 PM »
I feel so badly for these track athletes.  The pinnacle of what they worked for in front of thousands of empty seats. 

eff Rio! 

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« Reply #310 on: August 18, 2016, 09:33:21 AM »

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« Reply #311 on: August 18, 2016, 09:44:53 AM »
"...a new video allegedly shows Lochte and the other swimmers involved in an altercation with gas station security on the same night they said they were robbed.

Gutman added that the video also reportedly shows one swimmer breaking down a bathroom door at the gas station."

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« Reply #312 on: August 18, 2016, 09:55:05 AM »
I bet some Rio thieves dressed up like cops showed up and made them pay the gas station owner for the damage.

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« Reply #313 on: August 18, 2016, 10:52:15 AM »
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Re: shitty rio olympics
« Reply #314 on: August 18, 2016, 10:54:30 AM »
Will he actually serve time?

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« Reply #315 on: August 18, 2016, 10:54:55 AM »
Aren't their Olympic courts? Or is that the world cup?

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« Reply #316 on: August 18, 2016, 11:18:05 AM »
I know there's a kangaroo court but they don't have baseball anymore so idk if they can do anything

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« Reply #317 on: August 18, 2016, 12:32:01 PM »
Come on US women!

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« Reply #318 on: August 18, 2016, 12:32:25 PM »
Volleyball team dancing, who knew?

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« Reply #319 on: August 18, 2016, 12:41:17 PM »
Lowe is my girl.

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« Reply #320 on: August 18, 2016, 12:48:31 PM »
One of the Serbian women reminds me of my gf when I was 21 and I have no idea why. Mihajvic

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« Reply #321 on: August 18, 2016, 01:01:31 PM »
Oh crap.

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Re: shitty rio olympics
« Reply #322 on: August 18, 2016, 01:11:13 PM »
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(

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« Reply #323 on: August 18, 2016, 01:16:52 PM »
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.

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« Reply #324 on: August 18, 2016, 01:20:10 PM »
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.
Yes. Much like Serbia melted down in that fourth set.

Side note: why do women's players wear spandex? As a guy, I'm cool with it. But I don't understand the reasoning. Especially in high school and junior high.