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Title: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on June 21, 2016, 03:29:24 PM
Amazon jaguar shot dead at Olympic torch ceremony

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-rio-jaguar-idUSKCN0Z72P4
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Post by: chum1 on June 21, 2016, 03:39:02 PM
Paralympian Liesl Tesch robbed at gunpoint in Rio de Janeiro

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-21/australian-paralympian-liesl-tesch-held-up-at-gunpoint-in-rio/7528110
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on June 21, 2016, 03:49:52 PM
Gunmen storm Rio de Janeiro hospital to free a suspected drug trafficker
One person was killed and two were wounded after a fierce gunfight broke out inside the Rio de Janeiro hospital which will treat visitors and athletes to the Olympic Games.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3649891/Gunmen-storm-Rio-Janeiro-hospital-free-suspected-drug-trafficker-leaving-one-dead-two-wounded-shootout-just-six-weeks-start-Olympics.html

Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Kat Kid on June 21, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/opinion/olympians-shouldnt-swim-through-sewage.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/opinion/olympians-shouldnt-swim-through-sewage.html)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sys on June 21, 2016, 04:34:24 PM
that's bad karma killing that jaguar like that.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: slobber on June 21, 2016, 06:20:57 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/opinion/olympians-shouldnt-swim-through-sewage.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/opinion/olympians-shouldnt-swim-through-sewage.html)
Great pro-tip


Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on June 22, 2016, 10:07:41 AM
The only Olympic event that matters is men's basketball. As long as we kick ass and win the gold in that I'm happy.

Although it sounds like the US is going back to sending its JV team this year  :ohno:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on June 22, 2016, 10:12:34 AM
all olympics are shitty fyi.  they're beyond corrupt at all levels.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on June 22, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
all olympics are shitty fyi.  they're beyond corrupt at all levels.


Golf isn't corrupt
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on June 22, 2016, 10:25:29 AM
not sure if they have golf at the oly's but if they do you can rest assured it too is corrupt.  why do you think they're being held in shitty rio?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Skipper44 on June 22, 2016, 10:55:23 AM
The only Olympic event that matters is men's basketball. As long as we kick ass and win the gold in that I'm happy.

Although it sounds like the US is going back to sending its JV team this year  :ohno:
I am actually excited to see at least a few guys that don't need a 10 dribble iso on the team in KD, Kawhi, and Klay. I do wish Karl Anthony-Townes was on the team, they really need a big that can shoot.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on June 22, 2016, 09:36:15 PM
not sure if they have golf at the oly's but if they do you can rest assured it too is corrupt.  why do you think they're being held in shitty rio?

https://twitter.com/fan590/status/745566726138499072



Turns out clams was right
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on June 23, 2016, 11:29:07 AM
Rio Olympics: Salman Khan to be dropped as Goodwill Ambassador over rape remark?

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/salman-khan-goodwill-ambassador-rio-olympics/1/699264.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on June 23, 2016, 10:51:24 PM
:lol:

freakin salman, crazy sob
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on June 25, 2016, 09:55:35 AM
WADA Suspends Accreditation of Rio Laboratory

https://www.wada-ama.org/en/media/news/2016-06/wada-suspends-accreditation-of-rio-laboratory

this was the lab that was going to do doping testing for the shitty olympics
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sys on June 25, 2016, 12:26:00 PM
:lol:

freakin salman, crazy sob

Quote
there was so much of lifting and thrusting that it was unbelievable.

 :)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on June 27, 2016, 05:44:06 PM
(http://imgur.com/lSWDCWB.jpg)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on June 27, 2016, 06:55:20 PM
Well that's pretty shitty
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on June 27, 2016, 07:00:00 PM
Brazil should not have voted down the 1% earnings tax smdh
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on June 27, 2016, 08:26:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_zM7koJy8
2016 Olympics: What Rio doesn’t want the world to see
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on June 28, 2016, 05:28:29 PM


not sure if they have golf at the oly's but if they do you can rest assured it too is corrupt.  why do you think they're being held in shitty rio?

https://twitter.com/fan590/status/745566726138499072



Turns out clams was right

Jason Day is also skipping because of Zika.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on June 29, 2016, 06:38:37 AM
Rio de Janeiro's acting governor: Olympics could be a 'big failure'

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/28/americas/brazil-olympics-rio-budget/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on June 29, 2016, 07:31:34 PM
Mutilated body washes up on Rio beach that is Olympics beach volleyball venue

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/29/rio-de-janeiro-mutilated-body-beach-olympics-volleyball
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 01, 2016, 03:42:54 PM
Brazil: Huge spike in number of police killings in Rio ahead of Olympics

https://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/brazil-huge-spike-number-police-killings-rio-ahead-olympics
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 01, 2016, 03:45:44 PM
Why would anybody want to go there
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 03, 2016, 03:25:35 PM
Skydivers fall to their deaths during Rio Olympic Rings performance

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/rio-olympics-2016-two-skydivers-fall-deaths-rings-performance-a7117136.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: slobber on July 03, 2016, 03:28:43 PM
Just shut these stupid things down. They are stupid. The top athletes are all not even there.


Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 03, 2016, 03:32:25 PM
There is a phone game called Plague Inc that is really fun.  The main point is you're a bacteria/virus/etc trying to infect and kill everyone on earth.  One of the best ways to spread your disease is when the olympics happen.  This game has been out for a few years, so my point is I agree with slobber, shut these fuckers down
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 05, 2016, 03:02:42 PM
"Welcome to Hell"

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36653007 (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36653007)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on July 05, 2016, 03:10:53 PM
Bob Costas got pink eye at the last Olympics, who knows what he will get this time  :ohno:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 05, 2016, 06:13:42 PM
'Super bacteria' discovered in Rio's waters as Olympics near

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/05/americas/rio-de-janeiro-super-bacteria/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 05, 2016, 06:16:03 PM
Former Guantanamo detainee disappears 'while visiting Brazil' - prompting fears for the Rio Olympics less than a month away

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3674287/Brazilian-airline-issues-alert-former-Gitmo-detainee.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on July 05, 2016, 06:25:11 PM
That last one doesn't worry me,  because i know he was treated fairly while we had him
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 05, 2016, 06:27:35 PM
:D
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on July 06, 2016, 12:30:29 AM
Rio Olympics: Celebrating Brazil’s supermodels

http://www.seattlepi.com/lifestyle/fashionredesign1/article/Rio-Olympics-Celebrating-Brazil-s-supermodels-8339332.php
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 06, 2016, 05:25:07 PM
Olympics: Oil turns white boats to brown in Rio Olympic sailing venue

http://www.sltrib.com/home/4080560-155/olympics-oil-turns-white-boats-to
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 07, 2016, 06:32:11 AM
Fun facts about super bacteria:

— “Super bacteria” is resistant to antibiotics, and sometimes even thrives when doctors attempt to treat it with drugs.

— It is deadly in “up to 50% of patients who become infected,” according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

— It has been found in bodies of water that will host swimming, sailing, rowing and canoe events, according to the initial Reuters report. The CNN report specified the sailing waters.

— It is considered an urgent public health threat by the CDC, per Reuters.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 07, 2016, 07:31:52 AM
Fun facts about super bacteria:

— “Super bacteria” is resistant to antibiotics, and sometimes even thrives when doctors attempt to treat it with drugs.

— It is deadly in “up to 50% of patients who become infected,” according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

— It has been found in bodies of water that will host swimming, sailing, rowing and canoe events, according to the initial Reuters report. The CNN report specified the sailing waters.

— It is considered an urgent public health threat by the CDC, per Reuters.

If there were a contest for bacteria it would win a gold medal
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: RickRampus on July 07, 2016, 10:37:28 AM
jfc, burn it all down.  Didn't Chicago lose the bid to Rio for these games?  If so, that is extremely embarrassing or corrupt AF
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 07, 2016, 07:17:20 PM
‘Crazy’ mosquito swarms inside Rio’s Olympic venues spur Canadian MD to urge Zika protection

https://www.google.com/amp/news.nationalpost.com/news/world/crazy-mosquito-swarms-inside-rios-olympic-venues-spur-canadian-md-to-urge-zika-protection/amp?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 07, 2016, 07:19:41 PM
Helicopters and GPS to spot floating trash at Rio Olympics

https://www.denverpost.com/2016/07/07/helicopters-and-gps-to-spot-floating-trash-at-rio-olympics/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 07, 2016, 07:23:46 PM
chum1 won't stop until the olympics stop
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on July 07, 2016, 07:32:48 PM
It's really unethical for it to go forward IMO.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 07, 2016, 07:33:33 PM
Conspiracy: Comes from Latin word 'conspirare' meaning to breathe together; conspiracy theories emphasize the invisible forces and actions (of selfish harmful intent by special interests) behind the visible historical events.

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/ (http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 09, 2016, 09:13:03 AM
Next to the Olympic Park, the problem is even worse. The Jacarepaguá Lagoon exhales bad odor, and could be a horrific display of dead fish. In September 2015, city officials took roughly 1 ton of dead fish from the water – and a similar thing could happen this year. The project to improve the condition of the lagoon is suspended, due to suspicions that corrupt companies had tampered with the bidding process.

http://plus55.com/sports/2016/07/rio-olympics-problems-and-broken-promises
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 12, 2016, 05:28:40 PM
Brazil Police Cannot Afford Pens, Toilet Paper, Cleaning Supplies Ahead Of Games

http://www.ibtimes.com/more-rio-olympics-problems-brazil-police-cannot-afford-pens-toilet-paper-cleaning-2388157
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 12, 2016, 07:42:24 PM
Girls Rescued From Sex Trafficking in Rio Pre-Olympic Sweep

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/girls-rescued-sex-trafficking-rio-pre-olympic-sweep-40475959
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 13, 2016, 06:27:32 PM
Rio’s Mayor Really Wants Brazil to Get Pokémon Go Before the Olympics

http://time.com/4405292/rio-mayor-pokemon-go-olympics/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 13, 2016, 10:39:27 PM
France informed of plot to attack Rio Olympics team

http://m.dw.com/en/france-informed-of-plot-to-attack-rio-olympics-team/a-19398853
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on July 14, 2016, 04:46:41 PM
Brazil: a shitty country and just another in a long string of shitty Terry Gilliam movies
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 14, 2016, 05:41:06 PM
Many foreign leaders likely to snub opening of Rio Olympics

http://www.dnronline.com/associated_press/international/many-foreign-leaders-likely-to-snub-opening-of-rio-olympics/article_dccc330d-a5c0-5875-8063-27350dffaf29.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 14, 2016, 05:42:33 PM
Pole vaulter to miss Rio Olympics after airline loses his pole

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/spanish-pole-vaulter-misses-out-on-olympics-after-airline-loses/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on July 14, 2016, 11:03:04 PM
Pole vaulter to miss Rio Olympics after airline loses his pole

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/spanish-pole-vaulter-misses-out-on-olympics-after-airline-loses/

This sort of thing is more in my lol wheelhouse
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: puniraptor on July 15, 2016, 01:17:06 AM
PSA: do not watch Zero Theorem
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 16, 2016, 08:08:00 PM
Katy Perry releases surprise single 'Rise' for 2016 Rio Olympics

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/14/katy-perry-new-song-rise
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 16, 2016, 09:04:35 PM
If KP is on board well I may just have to change my opinion and go all in with her
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 17, 2016, 11:03:55 AM
BBC staff refuse to travel to cover Rio Olympics because they are frightened of catching Zika virus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3694281/BBC-staff-refuse-travel-cover-Rio-Olympics-frightened-catching-Zika-virus.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 17, 2016, 11:10:46 AM
Porn stars caught shooting X-rated scenes on Rio beach which will host Games events in just weeks

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1449855/porn-stars-caught-shooting-x-rated-scenes-on-rio-beach-which-will-host-games-events-in-just-weeks/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 18, 2016, 07:02:14 AM
https://twitter.com/kittychiller/status/754319924428873730

https://twitter.com/andrewbogut/status/754474785762009088

Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on July 18, 2016, 01:28:09 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/18/sport/russia-doping-sochi-2014-olympic-games-rio-2016/index.html
Russian doping: 'An unprecedented attack on the integrity of sport & the Olympic Games'
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 18, 2016, 01:30:37 PM
I'd love to be in Rio for the games.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on July 18, 2016, 02:11:04 PM
Man with fire extinguisher attempts to douse Olympic torch in Rio

http://www.foxsports.com/olympics/story/rio-olympics-torch-extinguish-water-man-attacks-carrier-running-angry-citizens-071516
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 20, 2016, 06:52:44 AM
Cracklands: Where drug abuse meets the Olympics

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/07/18/maracana-stadium-cracklands-cocaine-rio-de-janeiro/87250196/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 22, 2016, 08:35:53 AM
10 arrested for allegedly planning attack involving Rio Olympics

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/07/21/10-arrested-allegedly-planning-attack-involving-rio-olympics/87382726/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2016, 11:30:28 AM
Rio Olympics Weapons-Screening Plans Are in Chaos

http://www.wsj.com/articles/rio-olympics-weapons-screening-plans-are-in-chaos-1469124944
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2016, 11:32:01 AM
The Media Village at the Rio Olympics Is Built on a Mass Grave of Slaves


http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/media-village-rio-olympics-built-mass-grave-slaves-180959873
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2016, 11:34:23 AM
Police dog turns on handler while training for Rio Olympic Games

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/32128497/police-dog-turns-on-handler-while-training-for-rio-olympic-games
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2016, 11:34:26 AM
this thread is the best
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 22, 2016, 11:57:26 AM
this thread is the best

i love it.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: joda on July 22, 2016, 12:32:29 PM
this thread is the best

i love it.

All it's missing is a Brazilian beems telling us how obsessed we are
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sys on July 22, 2016, 12:42:53 PM
Police dog turns on handler while training for Rio Olympic Games

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/32128497/police-dog-turns-on-handler-while-training-for-rio-olympic-games

he prolly saw how they did the jaguar.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 23, 2016, 08:05:37 PM
The road near the Rio Olympic village where girls as young as nine work as prostitutes

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/the-road-near-the-rio-olympic-village-where-girls-as-young-as-nine-work-as-prostitutes/news-story/10729d252fb5825e8348940483caad79
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 23, 2016, 08:16:00 PM
Sounds like they are ready to host this thing
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 23, 2016, 08:16:49 PM

Teenager killed by stray bullet near Olympic headquarters in Rio


http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/07/22/teenager-killed-by-stray-bullet-near-olympic-headquarters-in-rio/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on July 23, 2016, 11:51:54 PM
Team Russia
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/outta-here.gif)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 24, 2016, 06:39:44 AM
Rio no-go: Wills, Kate and Harry refuse to attend Olympics 'because of fears over Zika virus' but Princess Anne will still be there

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705511/amp/Rio-no-Wills-Kate-Harry-refuse-attend-Olympics-fears-Zika-Virus-Princess-Anne-there.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 24, 2016, 06:42:02 AM
Man arrested after trying to steal Olympic torch

http://olympics.nbcsports.com/2016/07/23/man-arrested-steal-olympic-torch/amp/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 24, 2016, 06:46:50 AM
Rio Olympics: Athletes' village still plagued by health and safety concerns

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/07/24/20/14/rio-olympics-athletes-village-not-yet-ready-for-inhabitation
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 24, 2016, 08:36:18 PM
NZ sportsman Jason Lee 'kidnapped by police' at gunpoint

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-off-the-field/rio-olympics-2016-nz-sportsman-jason-lee-kidnapped-by-police-at-gunpoint-20160725-gqcwy9.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 24, 2016, 09:07:44 PM
Has this started yet?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 25, 2016, 03:25:49 PM
https://twitter.com/tariqpanja/status/757647868832473088
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 25, 2016, 04:12:29 PM
I don't want our people to go, and I hope we've got every bad ass FBI and Special dudes going with them.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 25, 2016, 05:04:53 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jul/25/rio-2016-olympic-officials-athletes-village-unfinished
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on July 25, 2016, 05:52:27 PM
Gisele Bundchen and almost-naked dancers will star in ‘sexiest ever’ Olympics opening ceremony

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/olympics/article91774472.html#storylink=cpy
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 26, 2016, 12:21:05 PM
https://twitter.com/alexcuadros/status/757940078442315776
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: CatsNShocks on July 27, 2016, 03:03:07 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/news/report-athletes-at-rio-olympics-will-literally-be-swimming-in-human-crap/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on July 27, 2016, 06:29:26 PM
I'm much more likely to watch some of this thing than I would a regular non-shitty olympics.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on July 28, 2016, 08:51:20 AM
how is this any different than the world cup? i mean they already hosted the world cup.

also, it is going to be super boring and nothing will happen, just like every other olympics where everyone is freaked out about the country being too 3rd world-y
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: _33 on July 28, 2016, 09:00:29 AM
how is this any different than the world cup? i mean they already hosted the world cup.

also, it is going to be super boring and nothing will happen, just like every other olympics where everyone is freaked out about the country being too 3rd world-y

I agree, but I also don't recall a summer olympics this 3rd world-y.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 28, 2016, 09:03:38 AM
Whenever I heard of Brazil growing up, I thought of exotic beaches and hot babes. This is totally changing my perception.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ChiComCat on July 28, 2016, 09:08:31 AM
I think this is going to be worse than past years.  I would be surprised if an athlete doesn't die during the games.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 28, 2016, 09:11:51 AM
Rio Promised to Clean Up Guanabara Bay Before the Olympics
Priscila Pereira was murdered while trying to make that happen


http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-unsolved-murder-in-rio/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Gooch on July 28, 2016, 12:10:38 PM
The Real Sports episode on HBO about Rio and the Olympic committee in general was :sdeek:. Basically the Olympics needs to go away or at least happen in the same two places every four years.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on July 28, 2016, 12:38:43 PM
how is this any different than the world cup? i mean they already hosted the world cup.

i think it's a little different in that they don't play the world cup in sewage/killer bacteria infested waters.  other than that, basically it's exactly the same except for the world cup hosts less than 1,000 athletes vs the 10,000+ for the summer olympics.  but ignore that because math.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on July 28, 2016, 03:30:44 PM
hey man why don't you just un-ban testy westy?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on July 28, 2016, 05:36:20 PM
nah
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on July 28, 2016, 06:16:17 PM
how is this any different than the world cup? i mean they already hosted the world cup.

also, it is going to be super boring and nothing will happen, just like every other olympics where everyone is freaked out about the country being too 3rd world-y

The last time a 3rd world country hosted the summer olympics was 1968.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: bones129 on July 29, 2016, 03:25:01 AM
Oly 2016 will not turn out well, sorry to say.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 30, 2016, 07:55:32 AM
Fire in Aussie building at Rio Olympics

https://www.google.com/amp/wwos.nine.com.au/amp/2016/07/30/06/31/fire-in-aussie-building-at-rio-games
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: PIPE on July 30, 2016, 10:15:13 AM
Fire in Aussie building at Rio Olympics

https://www.google.com/amp/wwos.nine.com.au/amp/2016/07/30/06/31/fire-in-aussie-building-at-rio-games


That article is nothing but "rubbish".......... :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on July 30, 2016, 01:52:31 PM
http://www.sportingnews.com/athletics/news/rio-olympics-2016-athlete-robbed-china-shi-dongpeng/1c68o88eck19g1p4tc39bv0xmd

The man vomited on Shi, and the cameraman chased the man out of the hotel.

It turns out the drunk man was the first step of a clear plan. With Shi off cleaning himself up and the cameraman gone, someone stole both men's baggage as well as the cameraman's equipment. Inside The Games says surveillance footage shows Shi and the cameraman were victims of a "professional job."
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 31, 2016, 06:36:47 AM
Rio Olympics security firm fired, maligned police force takes over

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/rio-olympics-security-firm-fired-maligned-police-force-takes-over-221722153.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 31, 2016, 06:38:54 AM
Tides, stormy sea blamed for ramp's collapse at Rio sailing venue

http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/17181259/main-ramp-collapses-rio-olympics-sailing-venue
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 31, 2016, 06:54:35 PM
Explosion at Rio’s Maracana Stadium, host of the Olympic Games opening ceremony

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/olympics-2016/explosion-at-rios-maracana-stadium-host-of-the-olympic-games-opening-ceremony/news-story/fa8c0d25ee09ac66726ca037bc127da7
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 31, 2016, 06:55:48 PM
Australia hit again: Computer, shirts stolen at Rio Olympics

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/07/31/australia-hit-again-computer-shirts-stolen-at-rio-olympics/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on July 31, 2016, 06:58:42 PM
Athletes arriving for Rio Olympics find they can’t play Pokemon!

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/athletes-arriving-rio-olympics-find-play-pokemon-article-1.2732142
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on July 31, 2016, 07:00:59 PM
Athletes arriving for Rio Olympics find they can’t play Pokemon!

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/athletes-arriving-rio-olympics-find-play-pokemon-article-1.2732142

That's it, shut it down!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: GregKSU1027 on August 04, 2016, 07:42:39 AM
Athletes arriving for Rio Olympics find they can’t play Pokemon!

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/athletes-arriving-rio-olympics-find-play-pokemon-article-1.2732142

That's it, shut it down!
They just released it yestrrday

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Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 04, 2016, 12:22:47 PM
(https://scontent.fmci1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13895367_10153915894558869_8772966805268158301_n.jpg?oh=e07f772490661545fd003f9abb89d70e&oe=5822A76A)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 05, 2016, 02:54:35 PM
I wish gE would start tweeting about the Olympics just to see what happens.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-your-company-should-think-twice-before-tweeting-about-the-olympics-2016-08-02
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on August 05, 2016, 03:14:07 PM
#ShittyRioOlympics
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 06:25:32 PM
A bunch of people have already died I think and it hasn't even started yet
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 05, 2016, 06:27:26 PM
This always happens when the olympics gets hosted in a 3rd world country, it's going to be fine good grief.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 06:29:38 PM
:curse:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 06:33:27 PM
They keep showing the slums as if it's modern art in this opening thing
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 05, 2016, 07:09:05 PM
Oh yeah, this is amaze balls
http://shanghaiist.com/2016/08/05/rio_roadside_shoot_out.php
"Bus full of Chinese basketball reporters caught in roadside gunfight on the way to Olympic Village in Rio"
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 05, 2016, 07:09:37 PM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/5/rio-de-janeiro-police-arrest-moroccan-boxer-on-rap

Rapey rape going on.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 07:42:53 PM
Oh so Brazil claims to have invented the airplane. Yeah whatever eff those guys   :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 07:44:39 PM
Oh finally another commercial break. It's been literally minutes since the last time I was reminded to go buy some Tide pods.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 07:45:57 PM
Giselle   :Jeffy:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 07:52:36 PM
#LastWalk
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 07:52:56 PM
Idk what those rappers were saying but I liked the music
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:15:11 PM
That was very thoughtful of them to devote a lengthy segment of the opening ceremony to tackle global warming and environmentalism. And now, back to the crap filled water.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:16:22 PM
estados unidos guys so be ready for us in order
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:16:59 PM
^^^^ United States in Portuguese
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:20:38 PM
Portuguese   :curse: :shakesfist:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:26:59 PM
I've always enjoyed the parade of nations   :blush:
Title: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:29:00 PM
Definitely get to see the worlds talent :fatty:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:33:28 PM
Like I know it's like the slam Capitol of the world right now but could you imagine the breed of super humans that could come from the olympics :eek:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:40:50 PM
Oh man....what if 20 years from now Usain Bolt's kids held all the podium spots for the 100m and 200m events!!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:46:37 PM
We are almost up guys!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 08:46:57 PM
We are in the C's!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:47:55 PM
Cyprus outfit was an adidas track suit  :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 08:58:08 PM
Check out Djibouti!!

That one never gets old
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:01:20 PM
Here we go!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:01:37 PM
The champs are here, guys!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:01:58 PM
Commercial!? :curse: :chainsaw:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 09:07:32 PM
Here comes Estados Unidos!!   :excited:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:08:27 PM
Look at that pot smokin gold medal winning stud carrying that flag :love:  :kstatriot:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 09:08:56 PM
EUA! EUA!   :emawkid:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 09:10:58 PM
Hey Estonia, sorry not sorry about that Portuguese language thing, you guys are gonna have to wait a bit longer.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:10:58 PM
We are gonna crush it these games, guys
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 09:13:08 PM
Commercial break in the middle of EUA's entrance   :curse:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:14:27 PM
So what's our first gold medal in this year?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 09:14:50 PM
Like the first sport obviously but when is it
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 05, 2016, 09:17:18 PM
We are gonna crush it these games, guys

Yup I'd be surprised if we didn't finish at the top of the medal count
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 06, 2016, 07:05:59 AM
Commercial break in the middle of EUA's entrance   :curse:
I didn't catch the opening but everyone was bitching about commercial breaks.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 06, 2016, 09:39:35 AM
Like the first sport obviously but when is it

:gocho:

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160806/e7940169f94fcd137c067ada5417a287.png)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 06, 2016, 10:19:17 AM
That is an incredible name.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Skipper44 on August 06, 2016, 10:36:34 AM
It's like the back story for a superhero.  I will sleep well tonight knowing Virginia will grow up to save the world with her deadeye marksmanship.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 06, 2016, 10:36:52 AM
Rumblings thrasher shot from 20m just to give the other countries a chance and still smoked them
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 06, 2016, 03:10:12 PM
Men's archery team going for gold on MSNBC. lfg!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 06, 2016, 03:22:00 PM
Nope. Silver
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 06, 2016, 03:49:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Te0TqUm.jpg)

right angle leg things
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: steve dave on August 06, 2016, 04:08:05 PM
GAH
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Pete on August 06, 2016, 04:13:34 PM
Zika is only a problem for chicks who are pregnant, right?  Everyone else is basically fine, aren't they?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 06, 2016, 04:33:16 PM
right angle leg things

reported
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 06, 2016, 04:49:48 PM
Zika is only a problem for chicks who are pregnant, right?  Everyone else is basically fine, aren't they?

It can stay dormant for years and affect future pregnancies and can be sexually transmitted as well from a dormant carrier
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: star seed 7 on August 06, 2016, 07:52:49 PM
why do people feel the need to post pictures of broken legs?  eff you dickflop
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sys on August 06, 2016, 07:53:26 PM
that guy should be banned, whoever it was.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: star seed 7 on August 06, 2016, 07:55:18 PM
absolutely.  hey, let's start posting decapitation videos in the isis thread!

braindead moron
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 06, 2016, 07:58:54 PM
Lib7 has finally snapped.



Looks like he had a break with reality.

I guess he feels like that broke a string of quality posts.

I don't think he has a leg to stand on here, complaining like this.

Title: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 06, 2016, 08:01:13 PM
i already reported him guys, pissclams will take care of this
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 06, 2016, 08:11:31 PM
Not even a compound fracture. 

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/flesh-wound.gif)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: PIPE on August 06, 2016, 09:50:24 PM
That leg is gross......thanks for sharing
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 09:46:50 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2016/08/06/injured-gymnast-put-stretcher-then-dropped/88354478/

Guys trigger warning for people with a profound fear of slight drops.  This will be very traumatic. 
**Brought to you by the people who want a kinder, gentler, gE.com**
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 07, 2016, 10:51:39 AM
that guy sounds like he was meant to be a baseball player
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 07, 2016, 10:54:58 AM
Our women's basketball team is almost too good
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 07, 2016, 11:09:04 AM
It's just not fair :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 11:23:00 AM
I bet they could have tripled Senegal up if they tried.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 07, 2016, 11:27:25 AM
Did you mean quadrupled :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 11:29:25 AM
117 (with 2:20 left) points is a new US record.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 07, 2016, 11:30:17 AM
At least the Senegal fans are having a good time during this bloodbath
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 11:33:31 AM
largest margin of victory

bloodbath is right
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Bloodfart on August 07, 2016, 02:28:16 PM
That women's bike race was v frustrating to watch.  Hope the Netherlands racer is ok.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 07, 2016, 02:57:24 PM
did i miss the mens trampoline event?  that looks great
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 03:15:13 PM
That women's bike race was v frustrating to watch.  Hope the Netherlands racer is ok.

confirmed okay-ish
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/road-race-leader-crashes-just-miles-from-finish-1784944615

Lib7 please do not click the link.  Major trigger warning.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 03:15:51 PM
http://deadspin.com/iranian-cyclist-takes-a-header-into-concrete-wall-durin-1784920861
Iranian dude not doing much better.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: cfbandyman on August 07, 2016, 04:53:08 PM
That women's bike race was v frustrating to watch.  Hope the Netherlands racer is ok.

Ugh, it was, you could see those 3 keep slowly, surely, and painfully get closer and eventually pass her like 250m from the end. Just has to be the worse feeling to come so close yet so far.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 07, 2016, 08:59:44 PM
That women's bike race was v frustrating to watch.  Hope the Netherlands racer is ok.

confirmed okay-ish
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/road-race-leader-crashes-just-miles-from-finish-1784944615

Lib7 please do not click the link.  Major trigger warning.

Dutch cyclist Annemiek van Vleuten sustained three small fractures to her spine and is in intensive care at a Rio de Janeiro hospital after her crash during the women's Olympic road race.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-serbia-tells-athletes-avoid-kosovo-flag-anthem-121134370.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 07, 2016, 10:00:50 PM
Michael Phelps is stupid
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 07, 2016, 10:02:03 PM
Michael Phelps is stupid

He's a stud american
Title: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kso_FAN on August 07, 2016, 10:05:13 PM
Michael Phelps is stupid

He's a stud american

Yes. I love me some Michael Phelps.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 07, 2016, 10:06:57 PM
Swimming should get 2 medals a year. Fastest man, fastest woman. There are too many events.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kso_FAN on August 07, 2016, 10:08:54 PM
Swimming should get 2 medals a year. Fastest man, fastest woman. There are too many events.

Yeah, just like track.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 07, 2016, 10:09:59 PM
I enjoy swimming.  The races are generally close/exciting
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 07, 2016, 10:10:48 PM
well if he provides joy to my friends and countrymen they i say go cats go phelps
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 07, 2016, 10:12:14 PM
I will say I'm not a fan of the breast stroke
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 07, 2016, 10:15:59 PM
Want to hear something mind blowing?  It's winter in rio
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 07, 2016, 10:48:27 PM
These tiny ninjas doing flips and crap is great! We're so awesome at hit. #GymnastU
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 07, 2016, 11:03:31 PM
Michael Phelps is stupid

this is an incredibly hot take
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2016, 12:48:42 PM
Swimming should get 2 medals a year. Fastest man, fastest woman. There are too many events.

Yeah, just like track.

At least swimming has different strokes. Track should have some backward races or something.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 08, 2016, 12:50:07 PM
These games have been pretty great so far. We might need a title change.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2016, 12:53:18 PM
My DVR is full right now. So far I've only gotten to watch some men's gymnastics and women's springboard synchronized diving. (And a little bit of the opening ceremony where they built an IKEA airplane.)

Does this cupping thing really work for healing muscles or whatever?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Brock Landers on August 08, 2016, 01:17:11 PM
Cupping works every bit as well as kinesiology tape.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: cfbandyman on August 08, 2016, 01:34:08 PM
Swimming should get 2 medals a year. Fastest man, fastest woman. There are too many events.

Yeah, just like track.

At least swimming has different strokes. Track should have some backward races or something.

Something. I do like swimming and track, but they got a lot of medals for rather specific sections of a very specific event. Doesn't lessen the excitement though
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 08, 2016, 02:12:59 PM
The Aussie men's basketball team is very fun to watch. They're the only other country besides Spain that can roll out a starting 5 of legitimate NBA players.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2016, 02:24:30 PM
So what sports do you guys make sure to watch?

I have gymnastics, diving, and Tae Kwon Do set on my DVR; which is a lot more than I watched last time.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 08, 2016, 02:27:52 PM
So what sports do you guys make sure to watch?

I have gymnastics, diving, and Tae Kwon Do set on my DVR; which is a lot more than I watched last time.

Swimming.  Tonight's final with the Russian lady and Lilly King may start WW3 after last night.  BTW.. it's pretty great that all the russians are getting booed.

...also weightlifting, gymnastics, trying diving but eh..
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2016, 02:39:03 PM
OK, did all the Russians get banned or what? Gooch told me that he read that all Russians are now banned - even para-Olympians. I never saw the story though.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Skipper44 on August 08, 2016, 02:42:32 PM
no but the entire arena boo'd the crap out of the Ruskie relay team before Michael Phelps and 3 other stud Americans won another gold medal last night
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 08, 2016, 02:46:14 PM
OK, did all the Russians get banned or what? Gooch told me that he read that all Russians are now banned - even para-Olympians. I never saw the story though.

From my understanding, para-O's comittee put full ban in place.  Olympic committee was banning certain people only but readmitted a few that tested positive previously but "served" some kind of punishment.

Quote
"With only athletics, rowing, weightlifting and canoeing taking a hard line, the final size of the Russian team was announced at 271.

But several Russian athletes, including the swimmer Yuliya Efimova, could also be readmitted after the court of arbitration for sport ruled that the IOC’s ban on those who had previously served sanctions would not be upheld."

Yuli swam last night and was boo'ed coming out by the entire center and ended up getting 1st in her semi, which she started wagging her finger at everyone.  Then it zoomed in on US Lilly and she was wagging her finger back and then came out and beat her time by like a millisecond.  So they will be heads up tonight pretty much.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 08, 2016, 02:50:53 PM
yeah, gotta watch king vs efimova tonight.  king went off about her last night and is def not a fan
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 08, 2016, 03:05:12 PM
Pretty much anything the US is dominant at (swimming, gymnastics, track) and all men's basketball is must watch for me.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2016, 03:11:16 PM


Quote
"With only athletics, rowing, weightlifting and canoeing taking a hard line, the final size of the Russian team was announced at 271.


Isn't the whole Olympics athletics???? Did they add some e-sports that I didn't know about???
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 08, 2016, 03:40:34 PM


Quote
"With only athletics, rowing, weightlifting and canoeing taking a hard line, the final size of the Russian team was announced at 271.


Isn't the whole Olympics athletics???? Did they add some e-sports that I didn't know about???

Touche.  The important part of that sentence was that the final size of the team was 271.  They were originally at like 390.  So the majority wasn't banned, including those that specifically tested positive (efimova)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 08, 2016, 03:45:01 PM


Quote
"With only athletics, rowing, weightlifting and canoeing taking a hard line, the final size of the Russian team was announced at 271.


Isn't the whole Olympics athletics???? Did they add some e-sports that I didn't know about???

Touche.  The important part of that sentence was that the final size of the team was 271.  They were originally at like 390.  So the majority wasn't banned, including those that specifically tested positive (efimova)

Athletics=Track & Field
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 08, 2016, 06:00:02 PM


Quote
"With only athletics, rowing, weightlifting and canoeing taking a hard line, the final size of the Russian team was announced at 271.


Isn't the whole Olympics athletics???? Did they add some e-sports that I didn't know about???

Touche.  The important part of that sentence was that the final size of the team was 271.  They were originally at like 390.  So the majority wasn't banned, including those that specifically tested positive (efimova)

Athletics=Track & Field
:thumbsup:

some people didn't pay attention to the 2012 games.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 08, 2016, 08:22:13 PM
China is doping, no doubt in my mind.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 08, 2016, 08:48:36 PM
China is doping, no doubt in my mind.

It is oh so obvious
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 08, 2016, 08:49:11 PM
That sun yang guy is super weird
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 08, 2016, 09:03:58 PM
SUCK IT EFIMOVA
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 08, 2016, 09:06:13 PM
Our swimmers are whipping major ass
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Phil Titola on August 08, 2016, 09:10:25 PM
SUCK IT EFIMOVA

She was hot though, I'll give her that.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 08, 2016, 09:10:40 PM
(http://bestanimations.com/Flags/USA/usa-american-flag-gif-3.gif)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 08, 2016, 09:21:24 PM
This South African guy is IRL trolling phelps and its
Kind of great
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 08, 2016, 09:26:17 PM
This South African guy is IRL trolling phelps and its
Kind of great
I want to know what Phelps was jammin' to.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Phil Titola on August 08, 2016, 09:41:06 PM
This South African guy is IRL trolling phelps and its
Kind of great
I want to know what Phelps was jammin' to.

Gotta be death metal
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ChiComCat on August 09, 2016, 09:35:24 AM
SUCK IT EFIMOVA

She was hot though, I'll give her that.

She reminded me of this

(https://media.giphy.com/media/hN4QxdGi7NGQo/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 09, 2016, 10:09:40 AM
Rugby is bad ass and needs to replace football as our country's top sport.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on August 09, 2016, 10:15:41 AM
These shitty rio olympics haven't been nearly as interesting as the first 4.5 pages of this thread indicated they would be.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 09, 2016, 10:20:51 AM
These shitty rio olympics haven't been nearly as interesting as the first 4.5 pages of this thread indicated they would be.

oh that's weird, who could have seen that coming?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 09, 2016, 10:45:24 AM
Rugby is bad ass and needs to replace football as our country's top sport.

The Kiwis just keep dumptrucking the much smaller Japanese players  :love:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 09, 2016, 01:17:00 PM
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/olympics/yulia-efimova-hits-back-at-critics-%E2%80%98i-thought-cold-war-was-long-in-the-past%E2%80%99/ar-BBvqiax?li=BBnb7Kz
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 09, 2016, 02:10:13 PM
This Spain v Brazil game is incredible.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 09, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
Rugby is bad ass and needs to replace football as our country's top sport.

The first US pro league recognized by World Rugby orgs just had its first season. 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on August 09, 2016, 04:26:01 PM
when are these dumbass things over with?  really screwing up my reality television viewing on Bravo. 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 09, 2016, 04:28:09 PM
Two weeks from last Friday, 'Clams!  :cheers:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on August 09, 2016, 04:43:43 PM
jeesh, i'm flipping out without being able to watch flipping out :lol:  jeez jeff lewis is so great.  thursday night at 8pm, oh well- olympics only this week lame week central
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: bubbles4ksu on August 09, 2016, 04:44:34 PM
Once upon a time 8manpick and I played against a long-haired Argentine by the name of Maximo. We did not win, but Maximo went on to start for the US national team.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trogdor on August 09, 2016, 05:02:00 PM
These Olympics are turning out pretty great

(http://i.imgur.com/ZEtSN43.jpg)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 09, 2016, 05:02:38 PM
US women's gymnastics whipping ass.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 09, 2016, 06:50:28 PM
for eff's sake solo.....
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 09, 2016, 08:36:01 PM
That. Was. Amazing! #Phelps
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 09, 2016, 09:28:04 PM
These shitty rio olympics haven't been nearly as interesting as the first 4.5 pages of this thread indicated they would be.

http://deadspin.com/witnesses-rio-media-bus-shot-at-while-returning-passen-1785061418
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 09, 2016, 09:35:11 PM
Katinka is juicing
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Tobias on August 10, 2016, 12:08:22 AM
http://deadspin.com/witnesses-rio-media-bus-shot-at-while-returning-passen-1785061418

back on track :excited:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on August 10, 2016, 12:31:57 AM
:emawkid:

I think there may be plenty of this stuff happening but with the olympics actually taking place now that they and nbc are doing their best to keep the focus on #swimming and stuff.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2016, 08:17:53 AM
Meh. That stuff is happening here 24/7
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: star seed 7 on August 10, 2016, 08:49:04 AM
Yup, the US and Brazil are like twins. Very similar countries
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2016, 08:50:10 AM
Brazil is prettier fwiw.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:06:25 PM
Rio de Janeiro thugs steal woman's pet dog and run off with her bicycle in broad daylight

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/698168/Olympic-Rio-gang-steal-dog-pet
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:06:58 PM
Video shows brazen Rio thieves targeting bystanders

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/08/video-shows-brazen-rio-thieves-targeting-bystanders-6054877/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:07:56 PM
VIDEO: Thief tries to steal woman's necklace as she talks about crime rates on live TV

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/469700/VIDEO-Thief-tries-to-steal-woman-s-necklace-as-she-talks-about-crime-rates-on-live-TV
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:08:25 PM
Rio 2016 : Olympic security chief attacked after opening ceremony before knife-wielding robber shot dead by police

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/rio-2016--olympic-security-8584340
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:09:10 PM
Greek official suffers $11,000 theft and Australian rowing coaches robbed at knifepoint as Rio crime targets Olympics

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/82914903/australian-rowing-coaches-robbed-at-knifepoint-as-rio-crime-targets-olympics
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:10:57 PM
RIO DE JANEIRO: SECURITY GUARD RAPES FEMALE FIREFIGHTER IN OLYMPIC VILLAGE

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/08/05/rio-de-janeiro-female-firefighter-raped-olympic-village/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:11:25 PM
Namibian boxer arrested on suspicion of rape in the Olympic Village

http://www.namibian.com.na/Namibian-boxer-arrested-on-suspicion-of-rape-in-the-Olympic-Village/43984/read
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:11:54 PM
Second boxer accused of sexually assaulting Olympic Village staff member

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/second-boxer-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-olympic-village-staff-member-160336693.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2016, 01:13:46 PM
MEH!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 10, 2016, 01:19:03 PM
Michael Phelps is a great swimmer, he's also a great penis
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2016, 01:30:30 PM
I like his emotion. I'm sick of robots.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 10, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
I heard that some Tae Kwon Do competitor got beat up (not in competition). Chum, can you find that story?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:38:19 PM
I heard that some Tae Kwon Do competitor got beat up (not in competition). Chum, can you find that story?

Can't find. Must be a myth.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Gooch on August 10, 2016, 03:52:54 PM
I heard that some Tae Kwon Do competitor got beat up (not in competition). Chum, can you find that story?
Sounds about right. Check cleared here's your belt!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 07:05:03 PM
A second Olympic pool in Rio turned green

http://www.vox.com/2016/8/9/12417804/rio-olympics-2016-pool-green
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 07:08:07 PM
Australians left with stinging eyes after another Rio Olympics pool turns green

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-swimming/australians-left-with-stinging-eyes-after-another-rio-olympics-pool-turns-green-20160810-gqpqgr.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 07:53:13 PM
Man impaled on fence at Rio Olympics media accommodation

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/man-impaled-on-fence-at-rio-olympics-media-accommodation-20160810-gqpntj.html
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: joda on August 10, 2016, 08:19:09 PM
Nico!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2016, 08:20:45 PM
What kind of spam sites are you going to, chum? None of those websites look real.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 10, 2016, 11:50:24 PM
smh smdh
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 11, 2016, 08:55:49 AM
OK, so apparently you can switch members of a relay team between prelims and finals....?????.....And then the person who got you to the finals but didn't swim in finals gets screwed out of a medal!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF!?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 11, 2016, 09:46:58 AM
OK, so apparently you can switch members of a relay team between prelims and finals....?????.....And then the person who got you to the finals but didn't swim in finals gets screwed out of a medal!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF!?

The swimmers who race in the prelims receive a medal.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 11, 2016, 09:49:26 AM
OK, so apparently you can switch members of a relay team between prelims and finals....?????.....And then the person who got you to the finals but didn't swim in finals gets screwed out of a medal!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF!?

The swimmers who race in the prelims receive a medal.

Thank you. I was misinformed. Apparently this changed in 1984.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 11, 2016, 04:08:26 PM
Wow, Biles just issued a beatdown in gymnastics.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 11, 2016, 04:16:35 PM
Thanks for the spoiler alert.  :curse:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 11, 2016, 04:18:50 PM
 :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/LoganPaul/videos/539658282899020/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 11, 2016, 05:39:57 PM
Meh. That stuff is happening here 24/7

MEH!

What kind of spam sites are you going to, chum? None of those websites look real.

https://twitter.com/espn/status/763844482076930048
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 11, 2016, 07:12:43 PM
Rio Olympics police officer shot in head after truck took wrong turn into slum

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2016/08/11/olympic-officer-shot-in-head-after-wrong-turn-into-slum/88562036/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: steve dave on August 12, 2016, 09:19:15 AM
(http://i2.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/asfasfasfasf.jpg?w=1333)
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 12, 2016, 09:32:09 AM
wtf
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on August 12, 2016, 11:04:32 AM
:emawkid:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/764103038076325892

https://twitter.com/tomsteinfort/status/764104625763090432
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 12, 2016, 11:35:48 AM
Dirty water may cost European athlete her Olympic medal

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/rio-olympics-2016-evi-van-acker-belgium-sailor-infection-dirty-water/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 12, 2016, 11:36:49 AM
On a less disgusting note, Akela is in 4th after two events in the heptathlon.  :emawkid:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 12, 2016, 11:39:10 AM
https://twitter.com/TomDaley1994/status/764062794820022272
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 12, 2016, 11:40:47 AM
So there is an uproar that after Simone Manuel won her medal, they delayed broadcasting her medal ceremony for an hour so they could show some (Russian) gymnastics.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: cfbandyman on August 12, 2016, 12:34:41 PM
On a less disgusting note, Akela is in 4th after two events in the heptathlon.  :emawkid:

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 13, 2016, 02:15:27 PM
Diving is on. All I can think about is how janky the green, murky water makes everthing else look. Like, everything there is brand new, but I fully expect that the diving platform is very grimy and rusty.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2016, 03:44:03 PM
Fart smell too
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 13, 2016, 05:40:38 PM
I'm always amazed watching elite mvb.  It's like watching adults on little cats slam jam on their courts. 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Bloodfart on August 13, 2016, 11:06:10 PM
ICT boy kicks ass in Rio.

http://ksn.com/2016/08/12/wichita-boxer-nico-hernandez-in-semifinals/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Bloodfart on August 13, 2016, 11:50:41 PM
Leslie Jones is a true American.  She gets IT.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2016, 11:54:33 PM
Yep
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 14, 2016, 09:52:26 AM
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte held up at gunpoint in Rio, mother says

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/14/olympic-swimmer-ryan-lochte-held-up-gunpoint-rio/88715436/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 14, 2016, 09:55:41 AM
Reports say Ryan Lochte held up at gunpoint in Rio, IOC says it didn't happen

http://m.sfgate.com/olympics/article/Olympic-organizers-Ryan-Lochte-gunpoint-Rio-9141696.php
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: wetwillie on August 14, 2016, 01:22:58 PM
https://twitter.com/ap/status/764870521699917824

Looks like it's official now.  Happened quite frequently in London too  IIRC correctly.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 01:39:19 PM
Simone is an absolute stud
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 01:50:02 PM
How is this basketball game even close? 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 14, 2016, 04:38:10 PM
(https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2016/08/PIC1471107910.jpg&w=600)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/worldviews/wp/2016/08/13/run-gringo-run-new-cellphone-game-has-fun-with-olympic-rios-street-crime/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 14, 2016, 10:21:42 PM
This beach volleyball game is a rough ridin' PARTY. DJamer/MC hyping up the crowd. NBA stars dancing. Leslie Jones going nuts.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 15, 2016, 04:24:20 PM
http://summergames.ap.org/article/ioc-egyptian-who-wouldnt-shake-israelis-hand-reprimanded
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 15, 2016, 04:34:59 PM
Giant Camera Falls In Olympic Park, Injures Bystanders

http://deadspin.com/giant-camera-falls-in-olympic-park-injures-bystanders-1785315750
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 15, 2016, 06:54:26 PM
Well, crap. I was planning to watch some track events tonight.

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/765334290183913474
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on August 15, 2016, 07:00:55 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 15, 2016, 07:35:24 PM
Out-Of-Control Garbage Fire Reportedly Sets Olympic Mountain Bike Course Ablaze

http://deadspin.com/out-of-control-garbage-fire-reportedly-sets-olympic-mou-1785324276
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 16, 2016, 12:30:04 AM
Out-Of-Control Garbage Fire Reportedly Sets Olympic Mountain Bike Course Ablaze

http://deadspin.com/out-of-control-garbage-fire-reportedly-sets-olympic-mou-1785324276

For some reason this is the story that really does it for me
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 16, 2016, 10:05:42 AM
Reports say Ryan Lochte held up at gunpoint in Rio, IOC says it didn't happen

http://m.sfgate.com/olympics/article/Olympic-organizers-Ryan-Lochte-gunpoint-Rio-9141696.php

http://www.wsj.com/articles/ryan-lochte-and-other-swimmers-didnt-report-robbery-to-rio-police-1471305487

Smells fishy
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ChiComCat on August 16, 2016, 10:26:58 AM
The original article was updated to say the IOC confirms it now. 

If Lochte is lying, he is too dumb to pull it off for long.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 16, 2016, 10:41:26 AM
If four dumb swimmers are lying, it would be hilarious.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Skipper44 on August 16, 2016, 10:59:30 AM
I always assume it's a drug buy gone wrong in these types of situations
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2016, 12:33:44 PM
German Olympic coach dies following car accident in Rio

http://www.nbcolympics.com/news/german-olympic-coach-dies-following-car-accident-rio

 :blank:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 16, 2016, 03:57:27 PM
This guy lost because of his dick.  :frown:

https://twitter.com/RadioDana/status/765642080848797696
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 16, 2016, 04:17:10 PM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 16, 2016, 05:44:04 PM
This guy lost because of his dick.  :frown:

https://twitter.com/RadioDana/status/765642080848797696



who wrote this? wacky did you write this yourself?

Quote
On Saturday Japanese athlete Hiroki Ogita attempted to qualify for the Men's Pole Vault at Rio 2016, all because of his penis.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 16, 2016, 05:55:13 PM
I wish. He lost because he's a dick tho. :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2016, 08:42:49 PM
kynard got his ass handed to him but at least we got a rally house
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 16, 2016, 11:44:56 PM
Walsh Jennings  :sdeek:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 17, 2016, 11:51:44 AM
Like I said

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/17/ryan-lochte-jimmy-feigen-robbery-judge-orders-not-to-leave-brazil/88894372/
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 17, 2016, 01:20:56 PM
http://www.viralthread.com/olympic-diver-81965/?utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=WHM&utm_campaign=kennedy&lc_content_id=mrAN0RbNL

Olympic Diving Team Breaks Up After Marathon Sex Sessions Come Between Them
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 17, 2016, 07:48:45 PM
I feel so badly for these track athletes.  The pinnacle of what they worked for in front of thousands of empty seats. 

eff Rio! 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 18, 2016, 09:33:21 AM
#LochteGate is heating up :excited:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/766266052825194496
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 18, 2016, 09:44:53 AM
"...a new video allegedly shows Lochte and the other swimmers involved in an altercation with gas station security on the same night they said they were robbed.

Gutman added that the video also reportedly shows one swimmer breaking down a bathroom door at the gas station."

Yes.  Yessss...


Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 18, 2016, 09:55:05 AM
I bet some Rio thieves dressed up like cops showed up and made them pay the gas station owner for the damage.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 18, 2016, 10:52:15 AM
:Wha:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 10:54:30 AM
Will he actually serve time?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 10:54:55 AM
Aren't their Olympic courts? Or is that the world cup?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 18, 2016, 11:18:05 AM
I know there's a kangaroo court but they don't have baseball anymore so idk if they can do anything
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 12:32:01 PM
Come on US women!
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 12:32:25 PM
Volleyball team dancing, who knew?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 12:41:17 PM
Lowe is my girl.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 12:48:31 PM
One of the Serbian women reminds me of my gf when I was 21 and I have no idea why. Mihajvic
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 01:01:31 PM
Oh crap.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 01:11:13 PM
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 18, 2016, 01:16:52 PM
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 01:20:10 PM
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.
Yes. Much like Serbia melted down in that fourth set.

Side note: why do women's players wear spandex? As a guy, I'm cool with it. But I don't understand the reasoning. Especially in high school and junior high.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 18, 2016, 01:23:39 PM
I just don't question it. Huge fan.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Powercat Posse on August 18, 2016, 01:43:47 PM
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.

Too many service errors and bad passing (thus not getting a chance for a kill spike) and net violations as well

And then we don't hit their serve and it sneaks in by a foot for an ace. Followed by a service error of our own.  That happened at 12-12 and 13-13. 2 Mental mistakes you just can't allow or chance in a tight set.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 01:56:39 PM
I just don't question it. Huge fan.
I just never understood the rationale. Or at least why the men don't wear spandex as well
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 18, 2016, 01:57:25 PM
I just don't question it. Huge fan.
I just never understood the rationale. Or at least why the men don't wear spandex as well
Yeah, not sure. More gliding when you dive? :dunno:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 02:13:00 PM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ednksu on August 18, 2016, 02:21:58 PM
Our women lost in the 5 set. :(
Devastating. They completely melted down after being up 10-7.

Too many service errors and bad passing (thus not getting a chance for a kill spike) and net violations as well

And then we don't hit their serve and it sneaks in by a foot for an ace. Followed by a service error of our own.  That happened at 12-12 and 13-13. 2 Mental mistakes you just can't allow or chance in a tight set.

I, a nobody, will question Kiraly's coaching there.  Blowing too much sunshine up their ass as they were losing it.  Should have told them they are better than their crap play. 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 18, 2016, 02:54:16 PM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.

If it were shorts and they dove and slid, wouldn't the shorts drag and roll off?  I'm not doing much diving so don't really know?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Dub on August 18, 2016, 02:58:26 PM
Detained U.S. swimmers reportedly tell authorities Ryan Lochte made up robbery story

Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 18, 2016, 03:22:10 PM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.

For the same reason women's tennis players wear skirts and the answer is no functional purpose whatsoever.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2016, 03:30:45 PM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.

If it were shorts and they dove and slid, wouldn't the shorts drag and roll off?  I'm not doing much diving so don't really know?
This actually makes sense. I csn get behind this rationale.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 18, 2016, 05:22:24 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: mocat on August 19, 2016, 08:15:05 AM
WGAF?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kso_FAN on August 19, 2016, 09:39:45 AM
Lochte is an embarrassment to the USA.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 19, 2016, 09:44:17 AM
He fits the foreign american stereotype of america tho. Snobby, rich american, getting away with everything.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kso_FAN on August 19, 2016, 09:46:52 AM
He fits the foreign american stereotype of america tho. Snobby, rich american, getting away with everything.

Exactly. I suppose that's largely the type of people a sport like swimming attracts unfortunately.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 19, 2016, 09:52:32 AM
I'm pretty ashamed Mrs Wacky has had a crush on him for so long. She's always been into douches tho.  :cry:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kim carnes on August 19, 2016, 09:56:14 AM
He fits the foreign american stereotype of america tho. Snobby, rich american, getting away with everything.

Exactly. I suppose that's largely the type of people a sport like swimming attracts unfortunately.

Weird post
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: kso_FAN on August 19, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
He fits the foreign american stereotype of america tho. Snobby, rich american, getting away with everything.

Exactly. I suppose that's largely the type of people a sport like swimming attracts unfortunately.

Weird post

Swimming is a sport that requires money if you want top coaches and programs; granted not all swimmers are snobby, entitled athletes.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 19, 2016, 10:48:16 AM
https://twitter.com/KrisKetzKMBC/status/766660380034682881
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Canary on August 19, 2016, 11:32:04 AM
The US and Italy men's volleyball match is some really great play.  I have it on in the background at my office. 
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Powercat Posse on August 19, 2016, 12:42:43 PM
In that 1st set, the USA men were trying to mimick the USA Women breakdown as they let a 15-8 and 21-17 lead slip away (lost 30-28). Anderson and Russel were bad early on. Anderson just 6/20 on spikes, Russel 7/17 with 3 spikes out of bounds.

But they have rebounded nicely so far.  They were down 20-16 in the 2nd, rallied to win 28-26.

Now we are just spanking them in the 3rd. Got up 18-4.  Won 25-9

We are up 2 sets to 1. 4th set just starting
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Powercat Posse on August 19, 2016, 01:15:22 PM
Anderson is killing us.  Up 22-20, he gets blocked for a point, then hits a spike out of bounds....this allowed Italy best server to keep serving bombs.  He then got 3 straight aces.  6 straight pts for Italy and they win 25-22.
If Anderson just spikes that one in....its 23-21 us, just 2 pts away

But we are on to play the 5th set...
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Powercat Posse on August 19, 2016, 01:34:56 PM
USA just choking all over themselves. 
In the 5th set....
We have 3 service errors
Russel botched 2 float serves from Italy
We hit 2 spikes out of bounds
We watched an ace land in as 2 players couldn't decide who was gonna try and hit it
Russel watched a 50/50 ball land in ( cant do this).  Don't let it land and set up for a spike

That was 9 of Italy's first 13 pts in the 5th.  We just gave away the game with mental/physical miscues. Erie similar to USA women loss in Semis. 

Men Lise 15-9 in the 5th.  Anderson and Russel were pretty poor most of the match. Should have played Holt more
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 19, 2016, 02:31:31 PM
I thought the women had a collapse yesterday but the men raised the bar of late game awfulness.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 19, 2016, 02:51:12 PM
Did our relay team make the final? The group that have to rerun their race?
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: ChiComCat on August 19, 2016, 03:25:55 PM
Did our relay team make the final? The group that have to rerun their race?

The women made it - fastest qualifier but have to run from the shittiest lane
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: bones129 on August 20, 2016, 03:08:09 AM
Did our relay team make the final? The group that have to rerun their race?

The women made it - fastest qualifier but have to run from the shittiest lane

And they won!  :excited:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 20, 2016, 09:54:06 PM
:lol:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/767192685891452929
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: pissclams on August 20, 2016, 11:37:32 PM
:lol:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/767192685891452929

damn it, that made me like him a little :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: TownieCat on August 21, 2016, 03:28:17 AM
We've all been there. All along I've always thought he was just stupid more so than a liar.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 21, 2016, 11:03:59 AM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.

If it were shorts and they dove and slid, wouldn't the shorts drag and roll off?  I'm not doing much diving so don't really know?
This actually makes sense. I csn get behind this rationale.

Since we're doing volleyball topics I didn't address, we'll get back to this. No. Shorts have drawstrings in them that keep them up. I have worn shorts while playing volleyball for as long as I've been playing, all men wear shorts. There is no defensible or rational reason why women's volleyball uniforms look like they do.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on August 21, 2016, 11:20:18 AM
I think this kind of stuff is largely dependent on what the athletes prefer to wear. Skirts in tennis, for example, are absolutely not mandatory. Women just like them because they think they're cuter or more feminine or whatever. That"s fine.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on August 21, 2016, 11:32:01 AM
Canary, use to coach high school volleyball, he said so it doesn't get caught in the net was the reason he was told. I think that's stupid.

If it were shorts and they dove and slid, wouldn't the shorts drag and roll off?  I'm not doing much diving so don't really know?
This actually makes sense. I csn get behind this rationale.

Since we're doing volleyball topics I didn't address, we'll get back to this. No. Shorts have drawstrings in them that keep them up. I have worn shorts while playing volleyball for as long as I've been playing, all men wear shorts. There is no defensible or rational reason why women's volleyball uniforms look like they do.
I wholeheartedly agree. That was just the best reason I could possibly imagine. I think it's to sex up the game and it is unnecessary.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Skipper44 on August 21, 2016, 07:46:33 PM
If anything VB players (both hoots & dongs) should wear the compression leggings like nba players do
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on August 22, 2016, 07:29:19 AM
omg :lol:

https://twitter.com/sportspickle/status/767699569027211264
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 22, 2016, 09:00:20 AM
:lol:

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/767192685891452929

I suspected that he was so drunk/jazzed that he really just didn't know what had happened. And this takes that even further.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 22, 2016, 09:01:56 AM
We've all been there. All along I've always thought he was just stupid more so than a liar.

John Oliver showed some clips of Ryan Lochte (from his reality show?) last night and those have me fully convinced that he is just very, very dumb.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 22, 2016, 09:05:08 AM
Yes, he's not very smart at all.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 22, 2016, 10:45:01 AM
https://twitter.com/KCStar/status/767748673119879168
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 8manpick on August 22, 2016, 10:29:23 PM
Keep in mind this was written years ago about Lochte: http://www.vice.com/read/ryan-lochte-is-a-human-jagerbomb
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 23, 2016, 02:28:56 PM
http://www.vox.com/2016/8/23/12606948/lochte-colbert
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: bones129 on August 24, 2016, 01:27:46 AM
Yes, he's not very smart at all.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 30, 2016, 08:32:57 PM
Ryan Lochte and Laurie Hernandez to be on Dancing with the Stars.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: MakeItRain on August 31, 2016, 01:05:14 AM
I cannot believe they left that [redacted] on the show.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 31, 2016, 08:48:09 AM
It's kinda genius ratings wise if you think about it.
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 12, 2016, 10:00:14 PM
Some guys charged the stage to protest Lochte.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/09/12/dwts-ryan-lochte-incident?1
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Trim on January 28, 2017, 09:46:10 AM
Power was cut from Rio's ghost-town Olympic stadium because of $930,000 in unpaid bills

Earlier in January, O Globo reported that Maracana is deserted with stray cats roaming the property. The field has dead grass, dry spots, and missing chairs while the inner hallways have a "smell of mold," with stolen furniture and leftover food at the bars.

http://www.seattlepi.com/technology/businessinsider/article/Power-was-cut-from-Rio-s-ghost-town-Olympic-10886674.php#item-38490
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: The Big Train on February 04, 2017, 10:00:42 AM
https://twitter.com/adowniebrazil/status/827855663648890880
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: chum1 on May 23, 2017, 10:04:36 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/867191191342915585
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: Gooch on May 26, 2017, 01:58:44 PM
:lol: they got bootleg Olympic medals! :lol:
Title: Re: shitty rio olympics
Post by: SdK on June 09, 2017, 01:15:03 PM
3x3 basketball in Tokyo? Yuck.