Author Topic: Brokered convention (Read 18824 times)

catastrophe · « **Reply #175 on:** April 27, 2016, 11:50:17 AM »

You guys need to ease up. I think the new Republican "just trust the government to be the only one with guns" platform makes a lot of sense.

CNS · « **Reply #176 on:** April 27, 2016, 11:56:13 AM »

Maybe it does while inside the convention center walls, but what happens immediately outside the building and at every parking garage, bus stop, and anywhere else ppl have to go after said convention? I mean, it's like lining up to get shot, raped, and murdered. Got a suit on? Give me your wallet. Got a "Make America Great Again" hat on, give me your car. Got a "Choose Cruz" button on? Give me your life.

The Secret Service (SS) can't be everywhere protecting everyone. This is going to get super ugly.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #177 on:** April 27, 2016, 11:59:57 AM »

Quote from: CNS on April 27, 2016, 11:56:13 AM

Maybe it does while inside the convention center walls, but what happens immediately outside the building and at every parking garage, bus stop, and anywhere else ppl have to go after said convention? I mean, it's like lining up to get shot, raped, and murdered. Got a suit on? Give me your wallet. Got a "Make America Great Again" hat on, give me your car. Got a "Choose Cruz" button on? Give me your life.

The Secret Service (SS) can't be everywhere protecting everyone. This is going to get super ugly.

Do you think the rnc wants it's members raped robbed and murdered? Sure seems that way when you objectively look at the facts

wetwillie · « **Reply #178 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:29:14 PM »

"Check Your Freedom At The Door" theme party this year in Cleveland for the RNC

steve dave · « **Reply #179 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:33:14 PM »

Are we positive this isn't some trap and barry hussein is going to round up all of these patriots and trump supporters for some kind of cull? because it sounds to me like it may be.

steve dave · « **Reply #180 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:37:09 PM »

those shirts that people post on facebook that say like, "you don't need a machine gun." "well I don't need a whiny bitch but here you are!" or whatever and then everyone lols and shares it to their kansas friends and junk. that shirt but the convention. you get what I'm saying.

steve dave · « **Reply #181 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:42:32 PM »

or like those ones that say COME AND TAKE IT! with like an eagle and flag and machine gun or whatever. that but it's about the convention and they are just handing their machine guns over because the convention DID need a whiny gunless bitch to show up and vote cruz. like a double meme deal.

steve dave · « **Reply #182 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:43:51 PM »

or like the DON'T TREAD ON ME snake thing that rednecks have stickers of. that but it says TREAD ON MY A LITTLE BIT DURING THE CONVENTION and it's like a tiny little garter snake thing with barely any guns.

steve dave · « **Reply #183 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:47:17 PM »

or like that willy wonka that says "tell me again how taking away guns saves lives" but then it's the convention and it says "tell me again how #NEVERTRUMP" and he's got some stupid kasich sticker or some crap. this one doesn't even make sense I'll admit.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #184 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:49:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 27, 2016, 12:47:17 PM

or like that willy wonka that says "tell me again how taking away guns saves lives" but then it's the convention and it says "tell me again how #NEVERTRUMP" and he's got some stupid kasich sticker or some crap. this one doesn't even make sense I'll admit.

"Tell me again how I'll have to take them from your cold, dead hands" and he's wearing his Obama-issued SS uniform working the front door of the convention.

steve dave · « **Reply #185 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:52:14 PM »

ok, it's this:

and on it it says, "When literally anything happens at the RNC because you have no guns"

catastrophe · « **Reply #186 on:** April 27, 2016, 12:59:47 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 27, 2016, 12:33:14 PM

Are we positive this isn't some trap and barry hussein is going to round up all of these patriots and trump supporters for some kind of cull? because it sounds to me like it may be.

I think this is correct. Barry has made a number of veiled threats on Trump's life:

sys · « **Reply #187 on:** April 27, 2016, 01:02:22 PM »

the whole making fun of no guns at a convention thing you guys seem to love doing is really pretty stupid.

steve dave · « **Reply #188 on:** April 27, 2016, 01:10:38 PM »

and it says, "When I don't want to make stupid jokes about the no guns at the convention but everyone else does and then are going to kick my ass IRL"

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #189 on:** April 27, 2016, 01:58:01 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 27, 2016, 01:10:38 PM

and it says, "When I don't want to make stupid jokes about the no guns at the convention but everyone else does and then are going to kick my ass IRL"

LOL, that would kill on Facebook.

Can you do Kermit sipping tea and make him say:

"You want to have guns in schools but won't let anyone have them at your convention even though there is the second amendment?"

Then Kermit says "But that isn't any of my business"

star seed 7 · « **Reply #190 on:** April 27, 2016, 02:04:59 PM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #191 on:** April 27, 2016, 02:21:32 PM »

Even better than I pictured it

CNS · « **Reply #192 on:** April 27, 2016, 02:34:16 PM »

It needs to start and end with a crying Kyle pic meme, imo.

wetwillie · « **Reply #193 on:** April 27, 2016, 02:41:04 PM »

NRA prez with crying Jordan head

slobber · « **Reply #194 on:** April 28, 2016, 09:01:45 AM »

No slobbering, but I really like it when steve dave comes into a thread and makes it awesome.

Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #195 on:** April 28, 2016, 12:58:03 PM »

I like it better when sys gets mad and tells everyone that funny stuff is stupid.

sys · « **Reply #196 on:** April 28, 2016, 01:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2016, 12:58:03 PM

I like it better when sys gets mad and tells everyone that funny stuff is stupid.

i'm not mad, dickstone. there are plenty of old threads around where i've been mad, if you need a frame of reference.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #197 on:** April 28, 2016, 02:40:11 PM »

Quote from: sys on April 28, 2016, 01:17:44 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 28, 2016, 12:58:03 PM
I like it better when sys gets mad and tells everyone that funny stuff is stupid.

i'm not mad, dickstone. there are plenty of old threads around where i've been mad, if you need a frame of reference.

glad to hear. It just seemed like you were very adamant that you wanted us to know you think mocking the GOP for being pro-concealed carry but then specifically not allowing concealed carry at their convention was not as funny as we thought. I think you posted about it more than once, which for you means you are a bit agitated (usually).

sys · « **Reply #198 on:** April 28, 2016, 02:44:50 PM »

i think i just posted once. it is stupid, it just isn't something that makes me mad. it's more like, heads up guys that i like - this is stupid, and it makes you look stupid that you don't realize it's stupid.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #199 on:** April 28, 2016, 02:48:30 PM »

Quote from: sys on April 28, 2016, 02:44:50 PM

i think i just posted once. it is stupid, it just isn't something that makes me mad. it's more like, heads up guys that i like - this is stupid, and it makes you look stupid that you don't realize it's stupid.

See, this is what I like.