Author Topic: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to....... (Read 248426 times)

pissclams · « **Reply #150 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:04:50 AM »

good point yoga-like_abana, Mel always knows how i like my drinks. you might not get along great with Jen but you should give her another chance, she's amazing and wonderful in so many ways.

Pete · « **Reply #151 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:12:09 AM »

Here's a fun pic that the tubby's gals posted on twitter of Carrie, a cute new waitress from Great Bend (English Lit major). GREAT KID! They were all LOL about it. I think she's playing Rock Star or something in this pic. Awesome kids. LOL.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #152 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 04, 2010, 09:04:50 AM

good point yoga-like_abana, Mel always knows how i like my drinks. you might not get along great with Jen but you should give her another chance, she's amazing and wonderful in so many ways.

yeah. as i said before...they're all great gals. good youngsters. hot chicks too though man and if you don't like HOT CHICKS than my goodness, you must be a weirdo or something.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #153 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:13:56 AM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on May 04, 2010, 09:12:23 AM

Quote from: pissclams on May 04, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
good point yoga-like_abana, Mel always knows how i like my drinks. you might not get along great with Jen but you should give her another chance, she's amazing and wonderful in so many ways.

yeah. as i said before...they're all great gals. good youngsters. hot chicks too though man and if you don't like HOT CHICKS than my goodness, you must be a weirdo or something.

Some people cheat on their hands with other hands and it means they are TOOOEEEE TUH LEEE GAY! AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT??

pissclams · « **Reply #154 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:17:28 AM »

Whoa guyz, I hear some people (i use that term loosely) from TOS are gettin their pantiez in a bunch over this and so you all should chill cuz it should be all wonderful. NO HATE! No one here needz to get their pantiez in a bunch 2. I love those girlz at Tubbyz because they're all wonderful and beautiful inside-n-out. peace.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #155 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 AM »

Guys, here's a quote I wrote down from last night when I went to the passing the torch ceremony for this.

"Every once in a while, someone new comes along to challenge the throne. With Jordan, it was Kobe and now Lebron. With Joe Montana it was Tom Brady. I am a bit sad to relinquish my honor as long-standing AGGIEVILLE CREEPSTER OF THE YEAR, but I am humbled to be dethroned by a creepster whose creep-dentials are so solid that he could overtake even MY horrifically unethical actions. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new kid in town, and I am proud to present to you.....TIM FITZGERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---Dean, of Dean's Liquor

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #156 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:26:17 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 AM

Guys, here's a quote I wrote down from last night when I went to the passing the torch ceremony for this.

"Every once in a while, someone new comes along to challenge the throne. With Jordan, it was Kobe and now Lebron. With Joe Montana it was Tom Brady. I am a bit sad to relinquish my honor as long-standing AGGIEVILLE CREEPSTER OF THE YEAR, but I am humbled to be dethroned by a creepster whose creep-dentials are so solid that he could overtake even MY horrifically unethical actions. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new kid in town, and I am proud to present to you.....TIM FITZGERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---Dean of Dean's Liquour

pfffft

chum1 · « **Reply #157 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:34:05 AM »

I learned a valuable lesson today: Don't ever hire a bad waitress. Suzy waited on me once about a month ago. I can't put my finger on it, but she was just not a good waitress. No good at all. Since I was looking for a new employee, I decided to take a chance and hire her. Once she started working for me, I found out that bad waitressing was just the tip of the iceberg. She was terrible in every way. Again, it's hard for me to put my finger on it, but I'd say that she was basically just a bad person overall. Anyway, I had to get rid of her today. Here's a picture I took of her in the parking lot right after I fired her. GO CATS!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #158 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:36:34 AM »

Ya know, sometimes people yell things AFTER I'm already walking away. Then they make up stories about me choking them out. Total fabrications, total haterz. Hey Allie B. Get me some H8ter AIDS!

Trim · « **Reply #159 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:47:58 AM »

You guys are all a bunch of jealous haters.

I am kind of confused by his claim of haters yelling at him as he's walking away. The times I've seen or heard of him being yelled at, he's been nearly horizontal leaned back in his baseline seat at hoops games, or about 8 inches from the yellers' faces in a corner of So Long with no option to be walking away, or ogling his children in Tubby's while sipping on Citron not walking anywhere while Gonzo and the posse rough up the yellers.

pissclams · « **Reply #160 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:49:23 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 AM

Guys, here's a quote I wrote down from last night when I went to the passing the torch ceremony for this.

"Every once in a while, someone new comes along to challenge the throne. With Jordan, it was Kobe and now Lebron. With Joe Montana it was Tom Brady. I am a bit sad to relinquish my honor as long-standing AGGIEVILLE CREEPSTER OF THE YEAR, but I am humbled to be dethroned by a creepster whose creep-dentials are so solid that he could overtake even MY horrifically unethical actions. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new kid in town, and I am proud to present to you.....TIM FITZGERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---Dean, of Dean's Liquour

Pete · « **Reply #161 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:52:43 AM »

The mac book is down (again). Had to use the Mrs’, but you guys are going to LOL at this. She has a ton of hilarious pics with the jen, mel, nik, and allie all pretending to kiss each other. Those kids. Just great people. I’ll upload a few when I get back in later. I SHOULD HIRE THEM ALL! Kidding, don’t get your pantiz bunched. LOL.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #162 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:56:27 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 04, 2010, 09:49:23 AM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 AM
Guys, here's a quote I wrote down from last night when I went to the passing the torch ceremony for this.

"Every once in a while, someone new comes along to challenge the throne. With Jordan, it was Kobe and now Lebron. With Joe Montana it was Tom Brady. I am a bit sad to relinquish my honor as long-standing AGGIEVILLE CREEPSTER OF THE YEAR, but I am humbled to be dethroned by a creepster whose creep-dentials are so solid that he could overtake even MY horrifically unethical actions. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new kid in town, and I am proud to present to you.....TIM FITZGERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---Dean, of Dean's Liquor

Trim · « **Reply #163 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:59:10 AM »

Me and some of the guys here at the office were just talking about how Tubby's should change their name to Chubbys, because we all get chubbies every time we're in there. Rolling. Great kids there at Tubby's. Amirite?

wabash909 · « **Reply #164 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:01:20 AM »

Quote from: Pete on May 04, 2010, 09:52:43 AM

The mac book is down (again). Had to use the Mrs’, but you guys are going to LOL at this. She has a ton of hilarious pics with the jen, mel, nik, and allie all pretending to kiss each other. Those kids. Just great people. I’ll upload a few when I get back in later. I SHOULD HIRE THEM ALL! Kidding, don’t get your pantiz bunched. LOL.

Macs.

Well, Mama and I aren't blessed with kidz so we get very close to many of the wonderful young people, college girls AND guys ;') who come parading through this town's service industry. We count the internet as a blessing we use to objectify them. Most people don't get to experience this because as they too age, get married and have children, move away, grow up, we're here still doing the same thing, masturbating behind the computer to our "screen tests" and scattering our seed into the wind. Lol.

pissclams · « **Reply #165 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:09:17 AM »

True story: waz jus chillin' with Mel b/c she came down to the office b/c we were all laughing so hard about all of this mix up and she and her friend were wearing the same outfits. They looked like twinz, I told her she looked beautiful like she always doez (YOU LOOK GOOD GIRL!). :-) Haterz be haterz, some people jus don't get it.

gowildcatwildcat · « **Reply #166 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:16:47 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 AM

Guys, here's a quote I wrote down from last night when I went to the passing the torch ceremony for this.

"Every once in a while, someone new comes along to challenge the throne. With Jordan, it was Kobe and now Lebron. With Joe Montana it was Tom Brady. I am a bit sad to relinquish my honor as long-standing AGGIEVILLE CREEPSTER OF THE YEAR, but I am humbled to be dethroned by a creepster whose creep-dentials are so solid that he could overtake even MY horrifically unethical actions. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new kid in town, and I am proud to present to you.....TIM FITZGERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

---Dean, of Dean's Liquour

ohnoyoudidnt

kso_FAN · « **Reply #167 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:21:14 AM »

wabash909 · « **Reply #168 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:22:16 AM »

Hatersz always b hatin'!

We're still rolling about me making a joke on a 19 year old slut that's a great kid. "I will make a joke on you" has turned into a workplace phrase.

Ah, haters, they just can't help themselves. Pretty funny.